The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Independence Day, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Office Space, Pulp Fiction, Waiting, lots of others
Television
DEXTER!! House, the doink, doink (Law and order), Leverage, Yo Gabba Gabba (no, really),
Books
Pride and Prejudice, 100 years of Solitude, anything by Jorge Luis Borges, Water for Elephants, most cheap and trashy romance novels, On the Road, The God Delusion,
The train was quite crowded, and a U. S.. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat. There seemed to be one next to a well-dressed, middle-aged, French woman, but when he got there, he saw it was taken by the woman's poodle.
The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?"
The French woman sniffed and said to no one in particular, "Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat.
"
The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat available was under that dog. "Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired.
" She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!"
This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down.
The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honour!
Put this American in his place!"
An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up. "Sir, you Americans seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand.. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window.
I do drink, just not all the time. Besides, I couldn't drink out w/you guys, it would have been unprofessional.
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But now.... I am working but it's really small and we only have 4 servers, and that is enough for now. It's in Ponte Vedra, if anything comes up, I'll let you know.
REAL QUICK, YOU ARE EVERYTHING TO ME AND I WANT YOU TO MARRY ME....WAIT...YOU ARE EVERYTHING AND I WANT YOU TO BEAR MY CHILD...NO WAIT....I WANT TO GO INTO DEBT WITH YOU... DAMM. WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE???? I LOVE YOU WHEREVER IN HELL WE GO. I KNOW YOU HATE ME RIGHT NOW, BUT WHAT THE FUCK, LETS ELOPE.
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Apr 9 2009 6:12 PM
The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?"
The French woman sniffed and said to no one in particular, "Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat.
"
The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat available was under that dog. "Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired.
" She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!"
This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down.
The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honour!
Put this American in his place!"
An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up. "Sir, you Americans seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand.. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window.
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We've put 2gether a little surprise 4 Soo on Monday @ 3pm in the Restaraunt. Feel free 2 join us.
Jan 10 2009 8:46 PM
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But now....
I am working but it's really small and we only have 4 servers, and that is enough for now. It's in Ponte Vedra, if anything comes up, I'll let you know.
Jan 10 2009 6:49 PM
Remind me. Why do I owe u beer? Thought u didn't drink?
R u workin anywhere + if so, r u guys hiring? Some friends of mine r looking.
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