I got into comedy because some drugged up homeless guy pointed at me one day after I lectured him about drug abuse and the theory of relativity and Proust's opinion of time and travel, well this homeless guy said "hey your funny, bitch". It was the spit he left on my suede grey ankle boots that really confirmed my chosen bit part role in Irish comedy.
Influences
Older more influential people.
Members
I am a secret member of the Stonemasons of Ireland. We meet up once a month to have pillow fights and hot chocolate. We also compare waist measurements and wrist scars. Did you know that you can tell how many times a girl has been dumped by counting the unusual lines on her wrists.We also chat about politics and the state of Irish roads
TV Shows
The top of my left hand was in a Kimberly Mikado ad in 1986. the ad totally went to my left hands head and she is still a fuckin diva demanding this and that "oh cut my nails they are getting way too long, oh wash me wash me you have just picked up some raw chicken giblets....
Albums
I have decided and by jove it was a tough decision but my top 3 bands in the world are the Rolling Stones, Depeche Mode and New Order. Or is it the Kinks, ACDC and Modest Mouse. Or wait a minute could they be The Roots, AIM and Arcade Fire.......who gives a shit your still going to ignore me when I meet you out dogging......
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Music
Music is the answer to your problems. Keep on moving and you can solve them. When you feel like you cant take no more and your feet are heading for the floor just keep on dancing bla bla bla bla
Heroes
As the great peot Roni Size said "I dont know no heroes". I mean I could say oh Nelson Mandela is my hero oh look at him he has done so much. But I know lads who spent longer in jail and you dont have people singing songs about them the poor craters.....
Thanks for the add. It's great to have you as my friend.
Did you know? that I recently released my singles including the videos of "Loose Control", “Kiss” and “O Come All Ye Faithful”. The video is in myspace profile, and if you want to view in high quality which I also prefer go to www. youtube. com/razamusiconline.
I have latest singles on my profile including “Loose Control”, “Kiss”, “Insane” etc .
My Label will be offering Free Limited Raza's MP3 Player to everyone who signs up for Raza Fans Newsletter which will include all my songs, so dont' forget to sign up the mailing list so you could be the first one to download the Free Limited Raza's MP3 Player when it comes out. Click to go to the mailing list link to sign up Raza Mailing List/Newsletter..
Hi funny lady. Hope ya had a splendid Christmas. Any sign of you coming back to Portlaoise for a gig. We could do with a laugh down here. Hippy new one
hey carol, our debut offering, The Recession EP, is finally ready to go! get down to Radio City this Thurs 27th for the launch night. we got fantastic support acts and a free copy of the EP at the door for ya! let us know if u can make it and we'll stick u on the guestlist
Jasus bigger than than microsoft Thanking you!!! Anyways were playing in Radio City(isaac butts) at 9. 15 tonight take a loooook in, sure were only onREAL!!
I see someone is gracing the pages of Hotpress!!haahaa,i was at work and I was like "jasus thats Carol!"me mate John was like "you know her!fuckin hell get me her number!" methinks hes a little admirer dont worry i only told him to text ya on da weekends,hahaaaheee,twas funny shtufffffff...
Please forgive the spammy nature of this message but I feel it is my moral duty to inform you that Your Cunting Daughter's debut album is now available to buy on iTunes (and the rest). Click the cuntface to find out more.
Hello to you my friend! My comment is to bring,to debate,issues I feel are very important,concerning the lisbon treaty.Below are a three videos. The first is very short(3 min)and is of an MEP who sees the "Totalitarian nature of this treaty"
The second is a documentary called "The real face of the European Unio" which is very important as it outlines, once again by MEP's,"An unsettleing Agenda" from an EU that is "Rotten to the Core" .. The Third is from a group of Irishmen. "End of Nations". It is an excellent documentary and it outlines the Lisbon treaty in full.Once again interviews with MEP's. Just be prepared to be a little shocked.
.. I'd encourage you to repost this comment If you feel it is of value. I will be posting a bulletin with the details and code of this comment.Press reply to bulletin, copy and paste the message, then repost as a comment.Thanks for taking the time to read this! Baz.....
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