MySpace a place for friends

These are only to people who I do NOT personally know.
I don't have time to answer and read all of the messages I get from people I don't know so please read below if you have any questions.

Why did you never message me back?
I may not have had the time. I check the messages from people I know first and work my way to the rest. I also don't respond to most HTML help questions, Sorry but I am not a 24 hour help line and I do not have the time for this.
If you want to message me that is great but I wont respond to something like, "Talk to me", or "What's Up?". You messaged me, I am not going to try to think up a conversation starter with a complete stranger.

I never added you! Why are you on my friends list?
You HAVE to have added me, MySpace doesn't let people automatically be on your friends list, You either have to add them or approve them. You probally added me when you were on one of my websites.

Will you add me?
Go ahead and add me, I accept everyone who adds me.

Who are you?
Who are you? Read my profile. Duh!

Are you a real person?
No, I am a zombie, gimmie BRAINS! *gobble*gobble*

Will you make me a custom graphic or layout?
No, I don't have the time and please don't think you are more special then any other person that I do not know and asking me anyway because the answer 99% of the time will remain the same. If I actually know you this is a whole other story.

Why haven't you replied or posted a comment on my page?
Look at my friend count and that should answer that. I try to sign as many as possible but I just can't get to them all. I have a dial-up connection if that says anything. You wouldn't believe the amount of people that get all pissy because I never got around to commenting them as if it were my sole duty to do so just because they added me. This is why I send free graphics in bulletons to make up for it.

Will you whore me or post a bulletin advertising me or my page?
Unless I know you personally sorry but no. Most people like to use people that have a huge friends list for things like this and I won't. Sorry. If you want to get a ton of friends sign up for getting featured at ohmyspace.com and you may be featured there.

Where did you get your layout or images on your page?
I make everything you see here. If there is something on my page you want to use yourself 90% of the time they will be on one of my websites for you to use, but please don't take them right from here because sometimes I put graphics on here that I don't make available to everyone like my layout.

How did you do this or that to your profile?
If I told everyone that asked then everyone's profile would be like mine. I would like to remain unique.

How do you make graphics or layouts?
Search google. I learned by searching the web for sites that teach things like this. Sorry I am not good at explaining these things nor do I have the time.

Where can I get this or that?
If it isn't on one of my websites search google and I am sure you will find it.