Cartel Communique
"CARTEL COMMUNIQUE"

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Cartel Communique were formed in 1999.
Starting by cutting up and sampling and re-editing video/audio
material. By the end of 2001, and a million downloads later, their
video infamy had got them advertising contracts, video remixes and tv
shows.At the beginning of 2000, they also started a club night
dedicated solely to sampled material and bootlegs called 'King of the
Boots'(now 'Bastard') . By the end of 2001 this humble (and first of
its kind ) club night had major record labels, superclubs,
 household name dj's and every national newspaper in Europe
clamouring for a piece of the action.
 Nearly five years on and Bastard is still a success. On the back
of this, Cartel are still in demand as DJ's having recently completed
a world tour with MTV, and doing many one-off events both huge and small all over Europe. This year Cartel have completed official released remixes for Chris Morris,  a viral campaign for The Streets,promo for Gnarls Barkley and blown up
at every party theyve been asked to dj,
'Bastard' continues apace.

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Enough of the nonsense blurb.... what bollocks.....

Here's some of our videos you may already know...
(if you want any of the others, or are curious for
more, mail me cos there's hundreds...

John's Not Mad (in conjunction with Osymyso)
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Bushwhacked (in conjunction with Chris Morris)
..>

Fly me to New York (in conjunction with Casseteboy)
..>

Pat n Peg (in conjunction with Osymyso)
..>

ChrisDeBurger (in conjunction with v/vm)
..>

I know its all really old, BUT WE ARE DOING NEW STUFF OK !!! OK ???

Please also come to our club night for more sample/stolen/bootleg nonsense
ALL NIGHT.Its called "Bastard" and its the first thursday of every month
at Asylum (under the newsagents on the corner of Rathbone Place and Percy
Street, London W1)
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Who I'd like to meet:
Peter Wyngarde, Phil Taylor, Eric Cantona

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Mixomatosis





Mar 1 2008 1:40 PM

I found my old VHS copy of Pat 'n' Peg the other day, and thought of you. Ah.

Hope all's well in Bastard-land...
soundhog





Feb 28 2008 3:48 PM

"Cartel Communique updated profile information." Oh aye?
Discount Rhinos





Feb 27 2008 3:21 PM

Sharpie Style Records Presents..... SSR004 - Discount Rhinos 'Me, Myself & Fuzz'.. Out NOW! .. 2.. Available at Beatport / DjDownload / Juno now! .. Feedback as always Greatly appreciated!!!

Backed by Hook n Sling and TV Rock. Thanks for the support on the last couple, got supported by the likes of Laidback Luke & John Dahlback

.. fank yo! bry

Sharpie Style Records





Feb 27 2008 3:12 PM

Sharpie Style Records Presents..... SSR004 - Discount Rhinos 'Me, Myself & Fuzz'.. Out NOW! .. 2.. Available at Beatport / DjDownload / Juno now! .. Feedback as always Greatly appreciated!!!

Backed by Hook n Sling and TV Rock. Thanks for the support on the last couple, got supported by the likes of Laidback Luke & John Dahlback

.. fank yo! bry

Solcofn





Dec 27 2007 11:25 AM

H to the B!

Keep on doing what you do!
DJ Schmolli


Is Online


Dec 24 2007 4:59 AM

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Ambush!





Oct 9 2007 5:39 AM

Poster

With a new HQ and sound alliance with the mighty DSF Soundsystem, Ambush is proud to present the legend that is Aphrodite!

Noteably Urban Takeover's co-founder, he's been rinsing out the DnB bootleg sound since '93. Not only a heavyweight DJ but also responsible for producing some of the scenes best remixes...

Supporting in the main room is:
Josh Console - 50% of the Pirate Soundsystem
His style encompasses 'UK Garage, Breakbeat, Techno, Rave Club, Bootleg, Remix, Nerdcore, Bleepstep & Pirate Love music...' - Best seen to be believed!
DJ Kuss - Lobotomy Resident
Expect anything from Tearout DnB to Breakcore from this infamous Free-Party fiend.
Kitsch&Sync - Ambush's Resident
Plays Bootlegs, Mash-ups and unheard remixes from all styles.

Manifesto DJ's will be in the support room all night.
Furious P - DMC Finalist
Beat juggling, scratching and turntablism!
Rigbee Deep
3 Piece Notts Reggae outfit.
Ether
Fresh Dubstep action!
Kid Chameleon - Ambush Resident
Notorious Old Skool, Tearout Breaks & Hard Tek Soundboy.
Mister Bump - Ambush Resident
Kicking off the support room with Reggae, Dubstep & Downbeat.

22:00-04:00.
Templars, Goldsmith Street, NG1 5JT.
£5 door tax.

Remember,Ambush is now a MEMBERS ONLY event.
Get your FREE membership in advance by visiting our website and looking for the Enlist / Membership section.
http://www.propermashup.co.uk

Or, turn up on the door, but we will have to get your details then...

We also give away 6 free +1 entries to our members that register for each event, so once you have yo
Partyshank-Virgin released 28th July





Oct 3 2007 7:07 AM

Thank you for the add!
raw.
Hope you enjoy our music!
lovelovelove.
xxx
partyshank
Matt





Sep 30 2007 6:49 PM

Zamali





Aug 29 2007 5:29 AM

hello, i feel like i have eaten some shrooms by mistake again here.
i thank you not.

Zamali
eve massacre





Aug 21 2007 5:45 PM

i am in shock right now. my pal showed me this web page to get a Macys shopping card but i didn't think it would actually work... but since she told me it only takes like a min to do, i decided i'd give it a try. IT ACTUALLY WORKED!!! i got it in my mailbox today, you should go get one too before they stop runnin the offer! think i'm lyin? take a glance at THIS --

Discount Rhinos





Aug 5 2007 5:36 PM

Sharpie Style Records Presents...

SSR002 - Discount Rhinos 'Kansas City Shuffle'

Out Today!!

2

Available at Beatport DjDownload & Juno

Preview available on my myspace page! Feedback as always Greatly appreciated!!!

fank yo! b

2
Discount Rhinos 'Attack' Out now!

Bashy Bashy!





Jun 26 2007 7:27 AM

Oh, Hello





Jun 14 2007 8:09 AM

"aaaaah Weedster.
Still got that Yarwood script ??"

What was that?
The Macbeth





Jun 8 2007 12:47 PM

Send us a message for free guestlist before 10pm.

Cheap bbq eats from 6pm


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Discount Rhinos





May 18 2007 9:35 AM

just a heads up for my first single out on Sharpie Style Records.. feel free to grab it! & feel free to leave me a comment about it!


duck


 


cheers :)


b

MAGIC CIRCLE





May 14 2007 10:52 AM

First 15 people to message us get in for free!
add us -->here<--
x
ill.gates aka The Phat Conductor





Apr 25 2007 6:41 AM

Tao Jones - Speed Limit Hiphop Sampler

Link

This promo mixset is a sampler of the slower stuff I like to play as Tao Jones. It's basically a condensed version fo the hour and a half to two hours I normally play. It starts off all chunky and hiphop, gets glitchy, rages it, catches it's breath, and then get's all wobbly in the low end. The last track I probably wouldn't play at an event unless it was really appropriate, but it's one of my favourite songs ever so I thought I'd share it with you.

If you like the music on this set, please support the artists by buying their music and going to their shows.

Thanks and props go out to ana sia, lorin, the glitch mob, and sean conlon, who did shut em down with me.

Much love

Dylan

1. Cyne - Nothing Scared
2. edIT - Dirt Off Your Hova Cutup
3. Freakon - Badman Mash
4. Funkstorung Feat Tes - Chopping Heads
5. Tao Jones - Shut Em Down
6. TTC - Dans Le Club (Instrumental
6a. M.I.A. - Galang (Acapella)
7. Dabrye - Lost
8. Kelis - Bossy (SebastiAn Remix) - Tao Jones' Non-Dairy Edit
9. Hitch Glop
10. Mochipet - Bass Against The Machine
11. 8 Frozen Modules - Low Bite Riddim
12. Kraddy - Dangerous
13. Tao Jones - Collateral Damage
14. Louis Couture - Backative
15. Soteg - Ebeneezer
16. Vibesquad - Swivel
17. Breakbeat Buddha feat. Shugga - Endurance
18. Si Begg - Bangin
19. Bassnectar - Amorphous Form
20. Exile and Soft Focus - Silicon Chop
21. World's End Girlfriend - Singing Under the Rainbow
new song online.. blow it!





Apr 21 2007 10:48 AM

hi,
do you have 5 seconds to be in my video?
Take care
Ray

Holestar





Apr 17 2007 7:48 PM





awwwwwww

what we talked about on friday sounds like a go-er. lets do it!!
xXx
Ambush!





Apr 17 2007 3:11 AM

Poster


This is a journey into sound. Litterally.


Ambush invites you to experience Nottingham's most jaw-breaking line-up compilation as we take you from the laid back reggae rhythms to the hardcore gabba wrongness, stopping at every genre along the way...


16 DJ's - 15 Mins A Piece - 4 Hours - 16 Genres

This is our heaviest Mash Up to date!


We're at MUSE for this one (formerly Synergy), not the Social.


Starts at 9pm.
Free entry before 23:00, £2 after. Bargain!!

MAGIC CIRCLE





Apr 7 2007 10:31 AM

here it is!

Jonny Cartel





Apr 4 2007 2:39 AM

Where the Egg Ad Mike....?
DISKOBOXX





Mar 29 2007 2:44 PM

pirates & us @ 93 tomorrow!

Ambush!





Mar 5 2007 5:05 AM

Atomic Showdown Poster


Ambush presents their very own Kitsch&Sync to start the nights bass rolling, expect filthy breaks in a mash-up style. DJ Vice is a nottingham underdog thats finally getting his leash taken off, postmen beware!
A-Wax and D'Jackal both represent Brutal Records, playing heavy heavy Dnb.
Lastly, if it ain't broke by now... get the Broke DJ's to break it! They will be smashing out the tearout, sick drums and disgusting basslines.


We want you lot to go nuclear and witness the social fall-out!


Remember, cheap drinks & entry before midnight.
£2 door tax after.

shokkaboy





Feb 26 2007 5:39 AM

bastard 107?

Holestar





Feb 16 2007 10:11 AM

the kids need a BASTARD myspaz page boys

it’s the best club they’ve never heard about!

xXx
Ambush!





Feb 15 2007 12:52 PM

Ambush is digging deep to present our finest line-up so far.

Those who do not know them by name will certainly know their tunes. The almighty breaks mash up kings Cut & Run have been kicking out some of the heaviest nu skool stompers for the past few years including remixes of "Outta Space", "King Of The Bongo" and "Jamrock".
Andy MC has been rinsing the funk factor alongside dirty basslines & fat beats and has launched his own night Ground Level in Derby.
The well established Barrcode has combined with newcomer Journeyman to make a formidable duo that even the transformers would be scared to go up against. They can be found playing out worldwide and are enjoying great success on NSB radio.

Remember, cheap drinks & entry before midnight.
£2 door tax after.


Cut and Run poster

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Feb 15 2007 5:29 AM

custom south parks added a ton of new art and features, you should make a new cartoon of youself!
my last cartoon is below:
im a bad ass motha fucka

You guys all should make one of these, after you are done just click on the myspace button to repost it! Click here to make one.

This is what the myspace button looks like:
create your own south park character send email
you will see it AFTER you create your cartoon.
Ambush!





Feb 4 2007 5:41 PM

Stone Soup has been supporting some Nottingham's finest acts and producers for the past 6 years. Ambush is proud to lay host to them as together we will deliver a night dedicated to the local unsung and unsigned heroes.
Veterans of Ambush will know some of those involved, and what we mean when we say; "hold on tight, this is gonna be rough!"

Remember, cheap drinks & entry before midnight.
£2 door tax after.

Stone Soup poster

ThE hOmOgEnIc ChAoS





Jan 30 2007 2:46 AM

Hi Cartel Communique!

Nice to see You!
Whats up!

Thanx for the add!
And my best wishes for 07, ThC!
trainerspotter





Jan 21 2007 11:23 AM

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rachel





Jan 4 2007 10:56 AM

Cheers for the add. One more word....genius :)
Essexboy





Dec 31 2006 5:21 PM

merry birfday and happy new year!

give us a kiss *hic*

Grant
Solcofn





Dec 28 2006 9:22 AM

Glad to hear Bastard is coming back...looking forward to meeting you soon as I plan to make a trip over to the UK within the next year.

In case I don't talk to you before the first....HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

Keep on doing what you do...you crazy bastard! ;-)
DJ Zebra





Dec 26 2006 3:41 AM

Happy X-mash !
I'm happy to see you again soon.
We will rock the 93 Ft East !
Miss Frenchie





Dec 23 2006 9:05 AM

Wishing you a good Xmas and a smashing New Year !

Can't wait for the return of Bastard ;)

Love,

Miss Frenchie x
Emergency Breaks





Oct 24 2006 8:11 AM

Guys, BIG respect and thanks for doing your thing so very, very well on Sat! You are my favourite twosome by far! We had a great night and raised loads of cash for Oxfam - we.o.u a big fat drink! Hope to see you soon, Katie and Cathy Xx
The Freelance Hellraiser





Oct 19 2006 12:54 PM

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douggy





Sep 22 2006 6:45 AM

this one's for you mike.
Pete Rypstra





Sep 5 2006 11:50 AM

Hey Jonny
Small favour to ask....
Can you please click on this link (http://www.soundcircel.com/poll.php) and vote for me! Heres the myspace: http://www.myspace.com/music_promotion_train. Going on holiday on Wednesday so catch up when I get back...
Laterz