Who I'd like to meet:
Anybody at the top of their game... Jay-Z, Donald Trump, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Marzia Prince, Quaqmire, Urijah Faber, Da Geico Caveman. Bad ass mofos. I'd give something really important, not sure what yet, but something really important like a pinky or maybe even a ring finger but not a thumb, to have sex with Audrina Patridge.

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