Cat Aclysmic
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..My interests include tattoos: a mix of Art Nouveau and Old School styles the most recent were done by Kev of Tribe 2 in Kelvinbridge and Rog of From Beyond in Cessnock, Fetish culture and working with new and interesting photographers like Hamish Scott-Brown and Artpunk, Fashion in all its wonderful and ridiculous forms, Aubrey Beardsley, Erte, Low Brow Art, Varga Girls, Sailor Jerry, psychobilly, punk, graphic novels, Burlesque and Vaudeville, professional pyromaniacy, dancing till my feet fall off then dancing on the bloody stumps
Music
the Clash
, Richard Hell, Iggy Pop, X, Velvet Underground, Johnny Thunders, Dead Boys, Television, the Sonics, Horror Pops, Wanda Jackson, Dick Dale, Link Wray, the Cramps, the Meteors, Siouxsie Sioux, Bauhaus, the Faint, 45 Grave, Elvis Costello, Nico, Lovage, Elliot Smith, the Causey Way, Weezer, the Queers, Operation Ivy, the Red Aunts, the Pretenders, Badly Drawn Boy, the Rezillos, Sleater-Kenny, the Vibrators, the Epoxies, the Dresden Dolls, Regina Spektor, Fiona Apple, Scissor Sisters, Ani Difranco, the Smiths, Poison, Motley Crue, Black Sabbath, the Dexateens, Model Citizen, Peggy Lee, Billie Holiday, Rufus Wainright
Movies
Books
Milan Kundera, Jane Austen, the Bronte sisters, Neil Gaiman, Clive Barker, Dion Fortune, Terry Pratchett, Jhonen Vasquez, Alan Moore
With poetry it's Jack Gilbert, Larry Levis, Norman MacCaig, Carolyn Forche, TS Eliot, and Jim Carroll.
I also like Calvin and Hobbes.Heroes
Latest Blog Entries
- Oct 22, 2009 7:20 PM ROCKABURLEY VIII: Bad Girls of Burlesque
- Jun 21, 2009 8:57 AM The Glasgow Cabaret Festival presents Rockaburley!
- May 10, 2009 10:49 AM May 16th see The 2009 Alternative Miss World!
- May 4, 2009 11:40 AM The Rockaburley First Birthday
- Oct 22, 2008 2:14 AM Oxjam Burlesque Evening Update!
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- Miss Hell's Belle
- Leyla Rose
- Rhymes with Purple Prod…
- Dr Sketchy Glasgow
- lirazelf
- Lullabelle
- Susie H
- Boo
- Gary Craig
- Stuart Crawford
- Craig Wylie
- Hayden Anderson
- Kevin younger
- Scott Cairns
- Shannow
- Rhiannon
- luke ahmet
- TAIT!!! NON-HACKED VERS…
- Artpunk
- Lacey Demure
- blingrat
- Drew
- morgan le faye
- RWP Photo
- Tom Anderson
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About me:
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Cat Aclysmic is the ultimate Southern Belle gone bad. This tattooed terror from the depths of Dixie blends British wit and American burlesque with fire and dance to create larger than life characters and sex-charged satire. Unforgettable, original, and deeply entertaining Cat Aclysmic is truly the hottest thing from the North to come out of the South. Check out www.cataclysmic.me.uk for more information.
Cat Aclysmic's acts range from bump and grind striptease to her own hilarious take on nouveau burlesque. For booking information and a list of Cat Aclysmic's current acts and showreel go to www.cataclysmic.me.uk As well as burlesque, Cat Aclysmic offers a full range of bespoke fire acts: fire fans, fire breathing, fire eating, and body burning to suit any event. Contact her at www.cataclysmic.me.uk for more information.
“Cat Aclysmic – Hot stuff in more ways than one” BBC Leeds
“The captivating Cat Aclysmic can compress complex concepts into five minute bursts of romanticism or fire-fanning mayhem.” The Skinny
“Burlesque delight… a tease of mind and body” The List
Who I'd like to meet:
Though born with a severe allergy to small talk, Cat Aclysmic makes the effort to meet people whenever presented with a drink, a smile, or a designer gown (preferably Dior or McQueen, but she's not too choosy). Bad habits include a tendency to refer to herself in the third person and the ability to make truly atrocious knitwear. Most of all she prides herself on her friends, her writing, and her need to do something different and do it well - passion and talent are the two most important qualities you can have, followed closely by nice tits.
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Details
- Status: Single
- Here for: Networking, Friends
- Hometown: Someplace you've never heard of, Alabama
- Body type: 5' 9" / Slim / Slender
- Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
- Zodiac Sign: Virgo
- Children: I don't want kids
- Occupation: burlesque and fire performer



































Rick Tragic 2 years ago
Itsy's Kabarett
+ The Creative Martyrs & Andrew C Ferguson. Advance Tickets from: http://kabarettfreakshow.eventbrite.com/ More info at www.itsy.org.uk
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10 of 675MoreDear Cat Aclysmic,

Your page rocks, keep up the great work!
And be sure to check out the dynamic punk-rock poetry site:
www.TragicHero.org
Cheers!
I hope you had a cool Yule and I would like to wish you a very happy New year
from me and all the katz at the Spiders Web Rockabilly club Edinburgh.
Just popped by to say Hello and hope you are having a good week
Thanks for accepting the add. How are you?
Show starts at 8pm sharp-don a mask-paint on a mask-fancy dress etc

Hugh Reed is appearing as Dr.Acula!
Thanku 4 the add Cat hope i get to see u perform one of these days ;)