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Cat Aclysmic is the ultimate Southern Belle gone bad. This tattooed terror from the depths of Dixie blends British wit and American burlesque with fire and dance to create larger than life characters and sex-charged satire. Unforgettable, original, and deeply entertaining Cat Aclysmic is truly the hottest thing from the North to come out of the South. Check out www.cataclysmic.me.uk for more information.
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“Cat Aclysmic – Hot stuff in more ways than one” BBC Leeds

“The captivating Cat Aclysmic can compress complex concepts into five minute bursts of romanticism or fire-fanning mayhem.” The Skinny

“Burlesque delight… a tease of mind and body” The List


Cat Aclysmic's acts range from bump and grind striptease to her own hilarious take on nouveau burlesque. For booking information and a list of Cat Aclysmic's current acts and showreel go to www.cataclysmic.me.uk

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As well as burlesque, Cat Aclysmic offers a full range of bespoke fire acts: fire fans, fire breathing, fire eating, and body burning to suit any event. Contact her at www.cataclysmic.me.uk for more information.

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Though born with a severe allergy to small talk, Cat Aclysmic makes the effort to meet people whenever presented with a drink, a smile, or a designer gown (preferably Dior or McQueen, but she's not too choosy). Bad habits include a tendency to refer to herself in the third person and the ability to make truly atrocious knitwear. Most of all she prides herself on her friends, her writing, and her need to do something different and do it well - passion and talent are the two most important qualities you can have, followed closely by nice tits.
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  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: Someplace you've never heard of, Alabama
  • Body type: 5' 9" / Slim / Slender
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Zodiac Sign: Virgo
  • Children: I don't want kids
  • Occupation: burlesque and fire performer

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