Do the world, see everyone, go insane, make friends, make enemies, get drunk, do it all at the same time, live the craziest fuckin' life possible in this paradox we call the world....
Running through green fields with the sun on my face trying to catch Llamas (I have 5), figuring out how to get rich quick, memorising passages of philsophy and reciting them to sound intelligent, looking for Saddam's WMD's (I found them in North Korea), meeting random people off the internet!
Music
Wolfmother, The Fray, Eskimo Joe, Lee Burridge, House, Elton John (don't look at me that way, you know Rocketman is the shit), AFI, Foo Fighters!, Megadeth, U2, Soundtrack music, preferably anything by Hans Zimmer..oh!
Movies
Fight Club, Heat, Backdraft, Crimson Tide, Gladiator, Platoon, Sin City, Collatoral, Bruce Lee films, The Rock, Saving Private Ryan, Boondock Saints, Anchorman; The Legend of Ron Burgundy, Wedding Crashers, LOTR Trilogy (Peter Jackson...you diabolical genius), Commando, Old Boy, Sympathy for Lady Vengeance, Face Off, Requiem for a Dream, Batman Begins, The Lighthorsemen...'Charge!', Gallipoli, Borat, The Usual Suspects, X-men 1 & 2, Anything that I'm starring in at the moment...
Television
The Shield, Family Guy, Simpsons, Chaser's War on Everything, Astro Boy, Voltron and all the cartoons that take me back to my childhood....ahhhh, so many repressed memories...
Books
Anything by John Grisham and Tom Clancy, does Ralph and FHM count? The Dam Busters, The 'Tomorrow...'series by John Marsden, the Dictionary
Heroes
Strippers, Calvin & Hobbes, Religious cult fanatics (for making the world an interesting place) and Voltron!! Without him, our universe would not be safe!
The boys from the Chaser's War on Everything, Bennett (from Commando), for one of the greatest movie qoutes ever! 'Put the knife away, and shut your mouth..'
About me: I...don't quite know how to say this, but...I'm kind of a big deal.
The uninteresting truth of it all is I was born in Adelaide, grew up in Hong Kong, spent half my life travelling the world, and now settled down in Sydney trying to cut my teeth in the film industry.
Meet Chops...Meanest Llama to walk the earth.....
More of a look
Who I'd like to meet: I'll steer clear from the cliche...You!...because the truth is, unless you have the ability to hold my interest with an intriguing personality, a business proposal that will make me wealthy or a bizarre medical condition that will humour me, I really couldn't be bothered knowing about you or your quest for popularity.
Yo buddy, in Hawaii figured I'd drop you a line, weather is great beer is flowing, wish you were here man, you'd love it, theres ugly chicks everywhere. Get a job asshole and get the fuck to Europe.
Yo buddy, in Hawaii figured I'd drop you a line, weather is great beer is flowing, wish you were here man, you'd love it, theres ugly chicks everywhere. Get a job asshole and get the fuck to Europe.
..uhmmm..homeless..nice one.. ..I'm going insane here with this fuckin' studies..too.much..anyway hopefully I'll survive..how about south America?..are you going?
hey buddy! hope that all is well on the underside. mich is off the hook got jay coming in hot tonite. wish u were here but i'm sure ur taking care of business. be well jt
