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Just because he died doesn't mean I should have to play MJ all fucking night. Christ, I hate retarded pole-grinders.Mood: NAMBLA NAMBLAat 2:57 AM Jun 26 view more

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  • 34 / Male
  • MILWAUKEE, Wisconsin, US
  • Last Login: 7/3/2009

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Interests

  • General

    I try to live my life how an upstanding mortal would in any other region and also how one might wither away time until their next sleep, but sometimes (not often) I get so fucking drunk I'll piss myself . . . and the next day I think it's funny.


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  • Music

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    Have you ever been in the car with a female and she insists upon turning your radio/cd player into a mild-mannered torture chamber?

    Having her play maestro is auditory shrapnel, so do what I do: "Hey, baby . . . I'm trying to drive here, so how about you leave the knobs alone; sit there and just look pretty. A thousand thank-yous."

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  • Movies

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    Every time I'm watching a movie with a chick and a drug scene comes up, I automatically think to myself, "I wonder if she's feeling discomfort right now because of the likely fiendish ways she's been living her life, but since she's been hanging around me as of late, assumes she's a chaste, nine-year old selling cookies while on my sofa."

    Only a few seconds later I inevitably start thinking, "I wonder if she takes it in the ass willingly . . . or will I have to date her for a few months?"

  • Television

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    I dated this stripper one time who watched the Disney Channel all the fucking time, so much in fact that to this day I know what "Degrassi" is, yet have never glued my eyes for more than 13 seconds upon that show.

    I'd hear this pre-teen gibberish coming from my TV and wonder what in the fuck was I doing paying the cable bill?

    For what? So this chick could watch cartoons and 90210 all fucking day?! That was in 2003 and I haven't paid for cable since just for the fact that it's bitch shit. HOWEVER . . . you should download: Nip/Tuck. House. Dexter. Lost. Rescue Me. And of course, The Boondocks.

  • Books

    The Oxford Dictionary and Thesaurus: it's the best book out there. I tried showing it to a couple strippers I've dated, but they didn't find much interest in it presumably because it didn't come with a mirror - - That or because it wasn't pink, I dunno.
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  • Heroes

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    You goddamn right.



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    Don't forget one of my more memorable interviews with a stripper.


    Also, sometimes strippers tell the truth about their coworkers:


Details

  • Status: In a Relationship
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: MKE
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Height: 6' 4"
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Atheist
  • Zodiac Sign: Virgo
  • Children: I don't want kids
  • Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
  • Education: Some college
  • Occupation: pissing razors
  • Income: $75,000 to $100,000

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Blurbs

About me:

I deejay at 2 separate strip clubs here in Milwaukee. It might technically be a job . . . ya know, as to acquire funds so I can pay rent and buy more computer shit, but mostly it's just a blur of drinking, flirting and having the ability to tolerate 50 different women's bullshit without the aid of meds. Oftentimes I fold, but rather than pummel those vacant in the head, I put some time in over at my website to bitch about plenty. Check it out here.

Who I'd like to meet:

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Here's an image of the perfect woman. The only problem is in real life she likely would have what I will euphemistically label as "irrational thoughts," and that will in turn make me lose my mind.

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