Catharticlament.com
www.myspace.com/catharticlamentCathartic Lament
- MILWAUKEE, Wisconsin, US
- Last Login: 12/12/2009
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Music Player
Interests
General
I try to live my life how an upstanding mortal would in any other region and also how one might wither away time until their next sleep, but sometimes (not often) I get so fucking drunk I'll piss myself . . . and the next day I think it's funny.
..Music
Have you ever been in the car with a female and she insists upon turning your radio/cd player into a mild-mannered torture chamber?
Having her play maestro is auditory shrapnel, so do what I do: "Hey, baby . . . I'm trying to drive here, so how about you leave the knobs alone; sit there and just look pretty. A thousand thank-yous."
Movies
Every time I'm watching a movie with a chick and a drug scene comes up, I automatically think to myself, "I wonder if she's feeling discomfort right now because of the likely fiendish ways she's been living her life, but since she's been hanging around me as of late, assumes she's a chaste, nine-year old selling cookies while on my sofa."
Only a few seconds later I inevitably start thinking, "I wonder if she takes it in the ass willingly . . . or will I have to date her for a few months?"
Topics such as this are covered thoroughly on my actual site, www.cldc.biz
Television
I dated this stripper one time who watched the Disney Channel all the fucking time, so much in fact that to this day I know what "Degrassi" is, yet have never glued my eyes for more than 13 seconds upon that show.
I'd hear this pre-teen gibberish coming from my TV and wonder what in the fuck was I doing paying the cable bill?
For what? So this chick could watch cartoons and 90210 all fucking day?! That was in 2003 and I haven't paid for cable since just for the fact that it's bitch shit. HOWEVER . . . you should download: Nip/Tuck. House. Dexter. Lost. Rescue Me. And of course, The Boondocks.
Books
The Oxford Dictionary and Thesaurus: it's the best book out there. I tried showing it to a couple strippers I've dated, but they didn't find much interest in it presumably because it didn't come with a mirror - - That or because it wasn't pink, I dunno.
Heroes
You goddamn right.
Don't forget one of my more memorable interviews with a stripper.
Also, sometimes strippers tell the truth about their coworkers:
If anything on this Myspace page has sparked your interest, you'll want to view the website in its entirety. www.catharticlament.com or www.cldc.biz
Details
- Status: In a Relationship
- Here for: Networking, Friends
- Hometown: MKE
- Orientation: Straight
- Height: 6' 4"
- Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
- Religion: Atheist
- Zodiac Sign: Virgo
- Children: I don't want kids
- Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
- Education: Some college
- Occupation: pissing razors
- Income: $75,000 to $100,000
Heavy Metal News
What's Your Stripper Name
Own Your Friends!
Latest Blog Entries
- Jul 29, 2009 11:42 AM Women fucking up; instance number 934,493,282'ish.
- Jun 20, 2009 12:23 AM Single moms = failure.
- May 18, 2009 9:58 PM Strippers don't have to speak to lie.
- Apr 2, 2009 3:07 AM Stripper Hallmark Cards. Aww . . .
- Feb 5, 2009 5:30 PM How to silence a drunk stripper
Blurbs
About me:
I deejay at 2 separate strip clubs here in Milwaukee. It might technically be a job . . . ya know, as to acquire funds so I can pay rent and buy more computer shit, but mostly it's just a blur of drinking, flirting and having the ability to tolerate 50 different women's bullshit without the aid of meds. Oftentimes I fold, but rather than pummel those vacant in the head, I put some time in over at my website to bitch about plenty. Check it out here.Who I'd like to meet:
Friend Space (Randomized)
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Samantha Brooke <3
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AQUAMAN!!
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D-Rock!!!!!!!!!!!!
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♥ Jade
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Ashley
Ashley Driehaus
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*Living Dead Girl*
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Ty Stone
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♥ daniella.
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suicide_freak ™
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marty
Marty Head
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Paris
Paris Precious
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Liz: Model Citizen
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brian
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Dee Jay Majjic
Mathew Holmes
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Matt B Photography
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torriikkaa
Tori Shinkaruk
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DaddyDUST
Daddy DUst
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☠☠Scotty Rock☠☠
Scott Johnston
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LMFAO@ BILLY ツ
Mattchew Thomass ツ
Comments
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Dec 13 2009 4:48 AM
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Dec 11 2009 12:34 AM
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Dec 9 2009 4:02 AM
This is a mind opening video all Christians should be "exposed" to. Hope you enjoy it!
On the end of Comedy enjoy the Ninja Cronicles:
Last but not least, a great comic strip: Sinfest! Click the picture to check it out.
Dec 8 2009 7:13 PM
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Dec 7 2009 3:15 AM
Church of G.O.T.H.
Member Listing
Click A Card to view Member's Blog.
Want to join up? Send me a PM!
- The Psychopians - Click Here to read more. (Please leave a comment after reading.)
Dec 7 2009 1:57 AM
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POEM OF LIGHT
Beyond your eyes exists a world
That all can learn to see
Within this world exists for us
Infinite possibility
Many are lost in darkness
And cannot find their way
Because they choose to believe the lies
They hear from day to day
The future's yours the future's yours,
If you open your mind
Discover what you do not know
And greater truth you'll find
You and me and everyone are all beings of light
We can all live in harmony,
If we increase our sight,
Open your heart open your mind,
And see your path anew
The greatest joy in life will come
From Loving Being You!
Love all of life's Creations
Take time and you will grow
To know the truth and see the light and all you wish to know
Your energy creates life and knowledge is for sure
Come know yourself,
The universe,
And So Much, So Much More...
Here is the link to the author's Myspace page, please visit him and tell him you appreciate this awesome poem!
http://www.myspace.com/psychicharmony
GLAD TO BE YOUR FRIEND, HOPE YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL AND AMAZING DAY. STRIVE TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE IN SOMEBODY'S LIFE TODAY, YOU'LL FEEL AMAZING AND REAP GREAT BLESSINGS!
Jason Provencio
Dec 4 2009 3:14 AM
Goat Face Brings you comedy on Gay Marriage.
(Warning: Contains Humour! If you are offended by this, please don't watch.)
Dec 3 2009 4:13 AM
Want to help with the god_Games system?
We are looking for talented Mages, Witches, Wizards, or magick users of any kind in addition to people with basic psychic abilities to help with our god_Games system.
There is no monetary pay, however you get to collect "TAXes" which means you can "cash in" on gaining spiritual power through the efforts of others. After you become familiar with the system it only requires about 2 hours of your time once or twice a week.
If you are interested, please contact me via MySpace or through my E-mail at: fromdragon2phoenix@gmail.com. The system does not require you to be "advanced" in magick in order to use it, but you do need to have experience with magick of some form.
Benefits:
1. You get your own ID Card Graphic like the one below, and get your blog listed on our site. (Link.)2. A chance to rapidly evolve your own magickal power via Cybermagick Interaction.
3. A chance to make a difference in the world using your magick however you see fit.
4. All books and training materials you will need are paid for in full and shipped to you.
4. Membership in the Church of G.O.T.H. (A school on magick. Note: Not yet offically founded.)
This is the pledge of members of the Church of G.O.T.H.:
Dec 2 2009 8:52 AM
The cybermagick videos do not work on their own. They are backed by various temples and mages. As such we are having some difficulty getting the Lovecraft video from before which brings love and money into your life to launch and have re-cast the spell.
If you were part of the love and money spell please watch these two videos.
Sorry for the delays and we hope this will "patch up" the spell so it works properly.
Thanks for playing!
Note: We have reincluded the previous video for those who want to try the money/love spell.
Note: For best effects, please burn a candle after watching...
Dec 2 2009 12:08 AM
Dec 1 2009 5:42 PM
Lunapic Photo Editing
Nov 30 2009 10:50 PM
Nov 30 2009 9:43 PM
Here is the cybermagick video...
Blog Post - Click Here.
I strongly suggest educating yourself. G.O.T.H. PAT Unit Library Archives - Click Here. Check out the videos and spread education about it?
Nov 29 2009 12:58 AM
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Nov 27 2009 10:35 PM
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Nov 26 2009 7:48 PM
Nov 25 2009 3:24 PM
BLOWIN SUM LUV!!
HAPPY HOLIDAYS
~VA~
Nov 24 2009 3:37 AM
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Infernal Hailz!
Nov 22 2009 4:19 AM
Nov 19 2009 4:15 AM
Hi Sexy
I'm here once again to show some blue
Nov 19 2009 1:08 AM
RUINS
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