Horkeytim
Tim Elliott
At least in prison there were knife fights and movie nights. And one night, both! Those men did not like 'Soapdish'

Male
27 years old
CHICOPEE, MASSACHUSETTS
United States



Last Login: 7/14/2009
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    Horkeytim's Interests
Generalmovies,music,reading,cooking,trivia...synchronized spelunking,collecting doilies,bare-knuckle boxing
MusicGnR,Genesis,Prince,Chili Peppers,Tool,Belle & Sebastian,Asian pop/rock,U2,Cradle of Filth,They Might Be Giants,The Darkness,Rush,Dream Theater,The Cure,Lionel Richie,Lacuna Coil,Nightwish,old Motown tunes,Smashing Pumpkins,Michael Jackson,David Bowie,Stones,Opeth,many many others...and I am completely powerless against 80s pop music
MoviesDirectors:Kubrick,Tarantino,Kurosawa,Rodriguez,John Hughes,P.T. Anderson,Solondz,Jonze,Coen Bros,Burton,Reiner,Apatow,Scorsese,Allen, Kevin Smith,Fincher,Mann,Guest, etc.


Actors: Samuel L. Jackson,Bill Murray,John Cussack,Winona Ryder,Tim Curry,Tom Cruise,Morgan Freeman,Audrey Tautou,Kate Winslet,Geoffrey Rush,Crispin Glover,Johnny Depp,Cary Elwes,Anthony Hopkins,Julianne Moore,John Malkovich,Janeane Garofalo,Clarence Williams III,Kevin Spacey,Christopher Walken, etc.


Movies:Magnolia,Edward Scissorhands,The Princess Bride,Eyes Wide Shut,Dreams,Requiem for a Dream,The Big Lebowski,Seven Samurai,Kikujiro,Barry Lyndon,A Clockwork Orange,Gangs of New York,The Departed,Being John Malkovich, Jackie Brown,Dr. Strangelove,Pulp Fiction,Liquid Sky,Amelie,High Fidelity,Neverending Story,Planes Trains & Automobiles,Say Anything,Breakfast Club,Clerks,Lolita(original),Oldboy,12 Angry Men,Labyrinth,The Crow,Ikiru,Happines,Seven,Fight Club,Annie Hall,This is Spinal Tap,40 Year Old Virgin,Casino,Deconstructing Harry,Purple Rose of Cairo,cheesy 80s comedies, etc.

TelevisionThe Simpsons,Arrested Development,Lost,Angel/Buffy,wrestling,Seinfeld,Curb Your Enthusiasm,Chappelle's Show,Six Feet Under,Penn & Teller's BullSh*t,Scrubs,Colbert Report,The Office
Booksanything by Kurt Vonnegut,Haruki Murakami,Elmore Leonard,Al Franken,Phillip K. Dick,Anne Rice...psychology or history books and LOTS of biographies
Heroes

     Horkeytim's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:West Springfield, MA
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Smoke / Drink:Yes / No
Children:Undecided

   Horkeytim's Schools
West Springfield High
West Springfield, MA
Graduated: 2000
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1997 to 2000



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About me:
Welcome to the Timnasium...
I take very little of what you see on this page seriously. Now, for some random thoughts from the sensei of sexy and the colonel of clever:

I bet you can't walk into a camel brothel without hearing the song "My Humps"

I like those Spy vs Spy cartoons. They should redo those and have Jack White against Jack Black instead.

If I were a lady, I'd wanna be fat so I could put a stop to anything I disliked simply by singing.

What would a penny for your thoughts be if you take inflation into account?

What would YOU do for a Klondike Bar?

If you were a slave during the civil war and you were also a degenerate gambler and you bet your entire life savings on the Confederacy, who would you really be pulling for?

Good and Plenty candy is 0 for 2 in my book.

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Horkeytim has 72 friends.
 Jennifer 


 Brieanah [killing without scruple] 


 Crystal Marie 


 Anthony 


 Jennifer 


 Tyler 


 ~AnDrEa~ 


 Brian 


 Jake [misses roobus] 


 Ari 


 lyndsay 


 Kerry 


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 Just Your Everyday Femme Fatale 


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Jennifer





May 4 2009 3:52 PM

Long time no talk, hope all is well :)
Ari





Apr 25 2009 9:56 PM

When are you free? For real this time.
Jennifer





Feb 3 2009 2:29 PM

how are things?
Brieanah [killing without scruple]





Jan 30 2009 3:06 PM

are you and mom still going out tonight?
Kerry





Jan 28 2009 2:17 AM

hmm super gay.
i'll have to send you my new addy.
Brieanah [killing without scruple]





Jan 20 2009 5:28 PM

im so bored!! i havent slept in over 24 hours.
im trying to regulate my sleep schedule and i hope it works cuz that would suck if i stayed awake for nothing haha do you still talk to brian burke?
Crystal Marie





Jan 17 2009 6:31 PM

Someone needs a Valentine's Day Myspace layout, Christmas was almost a month ago now :( Just wanted to tell you that the Stepbrother's dvd is no longer in my purse, FINALLY. We should get together soon, I know you're dying to see Notorious in the theater.
Kerry





Jan 16 2009 8:13 AM

d00d.
where the fuck is my xmas card???
Dixie





Jan 6 2009 12:54 AM

hey hope you guys had a great new years
Jennifer





Dec 28 2008 12:42 PM

Hi! i hope you had a fabulous holiday Tim!
The Klaus's





Dec 17 2008 2:40 PM

oh my god it is Tim I have not talked to you forever.I am living over seas in England with my husband chris and our son Braxton he is going to be 8 months this Sat. and we love him so much but it is hard cause our family is back in the states and he does'nt get to see his grandparents and we miss everyone too but it will be close to 4 yrs. since we have seen our family we are coming to visit next June and we can't wait to see everyone.I hope you are doing well .
Heather:)
Ari





Nov 20 2008 8:33 AM

Did you still want to hang out? You never mentioned it in your last message.

We're going out this weekend. I'd love it if you would hang out with us. We could chill here at my new apartment even. Doesn't matter.

Just let me know. I would like to see you since I missed out on the party.
Crystal Marie





Nov 17 2008 3:00 PM

Depp as the Mad Hatter, sorry this picture is so massive.

Jennifer





Nov 13 2008 6:31 PM

thank you :)
Brian





Oct 16 2008 6:10 AM

Jennifer





Jul 12 2008 12:02 PM

its a boy
Ari





Jul 10 2008 12:45 AM

Hey, I need your e-mail address. I can't find it.
~AnDrEa~





Jun 12 2008 3:59 AM

Yea Totally It was fun
I have some of the pics on photobucket do u want them?
Christopher





Jun 5 2008 10:13 PM

Nicky Hilton?
*~*~*Krista Dawn*~*~*





May 28 2008 6:16 PM

Hey Tim, how are things going?
~AnDrEa~





May 26 2008 10:47 PM

Hey how r things going??
Jennifer





May 25 2008 12:43 AM

sorry florida is hot and crappy :(
Robert





May 6 2008 8:23 AM



Can you beat my score on the "Name the 80's Movies" quiz?









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Kerry





May 2 2008 7:28 PM

yes. that's pretty much how i roll...
you know, sexy like.
~AnDrEa~





Apr 27 2008 7:44 PM

Hey Bro
Can't Wait to see you
And thanks for putting me on your top
Your soooo going on mine
Luv ya
Andrea
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