Horkeytim
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"..Life is full of pain, and misery and lonliness...and it's all over much too quickly"
Male
26 years old
CHICOPEE, MASSACHUSETTS
United States
Last Login:
7/7/2008
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Horkeytim's Interests
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| General | movies,music,reading,cooking,trivia...synchronized spelunking,collecting doilies,bare-knuckle boxing | | Music | GnR,Genesis,Prince,Chili Peppers,Tool,Belle & Sebastian,Asian pop/rock,U2,Cradle of Filth,They Might Be Giants,The Darkness,Rush,Dream Theater,Lionel Richie,Lacuna Coil,Nightwish,old Motown tunes,Smashing Pumpkins,Michael Jackson,David Bowie,Stones,Opeth,many many others...and I am completely powerless against 80s pop music | | Movies | Directors:Kubrick,Tarantino,Kurosawa,Rodriguez,John Hughes,P.T. Anderson,Solondz,Jonze,Coen Bros,Burton,Reiner,Apatow,Scorsese,Allen, Kevin Smith,Fincher,Mann,Guest, etc.
Actors: Samuel L. Jackson,Bill Murray,John Cussack,Winona Ryder,Tim Curry,Tom Cruise,Morgan Freeman,Audrey Tautou,Kate Winslet,Geoffrey Rush,Crispin Glover,Johnny Depp,Cary Elwes,Anthony Hopkins,Julianne Moore,John Malkovich,Janeane Garofalo,Clarence Williams III,Kevin Spacey,Christopher Walken, etc.
Movies:Magnolia,Edward Scissorhands,The Princess Bride,Eyes Wide Shut,Dreams,Requiem for a Dream,The Big Lebowski,Seven Samurai,Kikujiro,Barry Lyndon,A Clockwork Orange,Gangs of New York,The Departed,Being John Malkovich, Jackie Brown,Dr. Strangelove,Pulp Fiction,Liquid Sky,Amelie,High Fidelity,Neverending Story,Planes Trains & Automobiles,Say Anything,Breakfast Club,Clerks,Lolita(original),Oldboy,12 Angry Men,Labyrinth,The Crow,Ikiru,Happines,Seven,Fight Club,Annie Hall,This is Spinal Tap,40 Year Old Virgin,Casino,Deconstructing Harry,Purple Rose of Cairo,cheesy 80s comedies, etc.
| | Television | The Simpsons,Arrested Development,ER,Angel/Buffy,Alias,Whose Line,wrestling,Seinfeld,Curb Your Enthusiasm,Chappelle's Show,Six Feet Under,Sex and the City,Penn & Teller's BullSh*t,Scrubs,Colbert Report,The Office | | Books | anything by Kurt Vonnegut,Haruki Murakami,Elmore Leonard,Al Franken,Phillip K. Dick,Anne Rice...psychology or history books and LOTS of biographies | | Heroes | |
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Horkeytim's Details
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| Status: | In a Relationship | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | West Springfield, MA | | Body type: | 0' 0" | | Religion: | Agnostic | | Zodiac Sign: | Cancer | | Smoke / Drink: | Yes / No | | Children: | Undecided |
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About me:
Welcome to the Timnasium...
I take very little of what you see on this page seriously. Now, for some random thoughts from the sensei of sexy and the colonel of clever:
I bet you can't walk into a camel brothel without hearing the song "My Humps"
I like those Spy vs Spy cartoons. They should redo those and have Jack White against Jack Black instead.
If I were a lady, I'd wanna be fat so I could put a stop to anything I disliked simply by singing.
What would a penny for your thoughts be if you take inflation into account?
What would YOU do for a Klondike Bar?
If you were a slave during the civil war and you were also a degenerate gambler and you bet your entire life savings on the Confederacy, who would you really be pulling for?
Good and Plenty candy is 0 for 2 in my book.
Can't get enough? IM me on AIM at PanDaemonAeonIII or message me for more info
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Millionaire Supermodel Nymphomaniac Simpson Fans
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