Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
was me in my F150 with no cops in sight...
As I sit in my 4X4, I will try with all my might
not to totally smash this Honda in our little street fight...
As the light turns to green, He start’s pulling like no joke,
As my RIG erupts in clouds of rear tire smoke...
GO Smasher! GO Revver! GO Buzzer! GO Blitzin!
(these are the names of his four VTEC pistons)...
Launching ahead now, He’s the star of the action,
But I know He’s in trouble when this truck gets some traction...
Slamming into second, I hear his RPM sing,
Butt my front window is blocked by his three foot high wing...
He now hears the whine of my blown V8 gaining,
And all he can do is keep his four-banger straining...
A second later I pass him in a shockwave and a flash,
As his NOS stickers go flying, destroyed by my blast...
I'm thinking "Don't bother with fourth, because now it's too late,"
He got his ass kicked right out of the gate...
Looking up at his headlights as they keep getting smaller,
I slow down just long enough to holler:
"You can't win 'em all, bro" I say as I leave,
"But get rid of that Honda and then maybe we'll see!"
I smile just a little as I pull out of sight,
He will have something AMERICAN the next time I'm at the light!
They dug up Little Richard
Storm Chaser Code
Please pay attention to following these rules. There are some chasers out there that are a pain in the neck to everyone and it is getting to where it effects safety. I had one officer tell me of chasers blocking the road for safety vehicles during a tornado. Several chasers are now filming other chasers that are breaking the law and sending the video to local and state police.
Don't be one of the problem chasers, follow the rules and be courteous.
Don't
* Don't get in the way of Law Enforcement or Emergency Vehicles
* Don't follow other chasers without permission - ASK
* Don't Speed! - Safety First - Keep the Law
* Don't litter - Respect the environment of other states and counties
* Don't drive on private property; you can do thousands of dollars damage to fields. It is also against the law. Always respect other peoples property.
Do be a safe storm chaser - Storm chasing can be dangerous
* Help other chasers- If you see another chaser in trouble help them out
* Evaluate the situation - How much danger am I in?
* Notify proper authority - Care about those who are hurt in a tornado, call for help when people are injured.
* Park well off the road when watching, filming and photographing storms.
* Learn before you Storm chase "get educated" just because you have seen a movie 10 times doesn't mean you are now ready to be a storm chaser. Read college level meteorology books and learn everything you can about severe weather predicting. Ignorance can be fatal.
* Ride with an experienced chaser to learn before going it alone
* Take your time - you can't learn it all the first year
* KEEP THE CODE
Warning: Storm chasing exposes one to many weather hazards, such as lightning, dangerous roads, damaging winds, hail, and flying debris which puts the chaser's/spotters life at risk, particularly those who have little or no experience and/or storm structure education, and should only be done by trained persons. You can be killed by participating in this kind of activity, so don't think it is all fun and games; it can be fatal if you make a mistake. The author(s) of these pages and the contents therein is (are) not responsible for any of your actions as a result of what you see here!
About me: I LIKE TO WORK ON CARS AND JUST CHILL WITH FRIENDS WHEN I AM NOT AT SCHOOL OR WORK. I HAVE THE NICK NAME SEANY P FROM D-LINE BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL AND STILL GET CALLED BY THAT TO THIS DAY.
Who I'd like to meet: GOD, JESUS.
God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.
The F150 is my shepherd;
I shall not want.
It maketh me drop mud on black pavements;
It leadeth me beside busy freeways;
It restoreth my soul;
It leads me in the path of mud and scratches
For its names sake.
Yea I walk through the valley of rice,
I shall fear no turbo, for Torque art with me;
Thy rod and thy piston they comfort me.
Thou prepares a mud bog for me
In the presence of mine enemies;
Thou hast anointed my bearings with oil;
My 4X4 overpowers.
Surely traction and victory shall follow me,
All the days of my life,
And I shall dwell in the house of the 4X4 F SERIES, Forever.
Amen
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