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Celebretarded
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Are you as excited about us as we are?
Female
39 years old
Hollywood, California
United States
Last Login: 9/8/2008
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Celebretarded's Interests
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| General | Drinking Vodka and pretending its water {Only when underage}, Cocaine, Pot, OK ..any Drugs. We love publicity, long weekends in Vegas or at the Chateau Marmont. Sex with random DNA donors, and the power to hire and fire both staff and members of your own family. Falling in love with people who work for you is also a hoot. Then you get to break up with them and fire them at once. When they live with you, you hit the revenge trifecta. The 3 most stressful things are finding a place to live, a place to work, and a new love. Its like hitting the cycle for a mean girl. | | Music | Any club music with tons of base and no soul. Something like a Paris Hilton CD. | | Movies | We would rather make a porn movie at home that go to the movies. Unless it is a red carpet premier and we get to flash our shaved clam to the world as we get out of a limo. | | Television | We love the news. They use time that could be wasted warning people about the looting of our rights and nation by a government gone feral, and use it to cover our arrests, drunken mistakes and even haircuts. You may see us on almost any show on TV, except for "Americas Got Talent", or "Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?". I can tell by the name those are not our kind of shows. | | Books | Yea, right. | | Heroes | Paris Hilton, Anna Nichole Smith, Kato Kalen,Kim Kardashian, Brandon Davis, Nichole Richie,Lindsey Lowhan, Courtney Love and our fearless leader, Clay Aiken. |
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Celebretarded's Details
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| Status: | Swinger | | Here for: | Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends | | Orientation: | Bi | | Hometown: | Hollywood | | Body type: | Some extra baggage | | Religion: | Other | | Zodiac Sign: | Aries | | Smoke / Drink: | Yes / Yes | | Occupation: | Annoyance/ Entertainment | | Income: | $250,000 and Higher |
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About me:
We are the new Hollywood. We have limited talent, but use the Media to establish ourselves in the American public eye. We cater to the lowest common denominator, and there is no shortage of dim witted people who live vicariously through out miss-adventures. You envy and hate us. We are a monster who require Paparazzi, but detest and defame them. Why do things that happen to stupid people , keep happening to us? Please use this as a forum to make comments to this portion of Hollywood who needs to know what we truly think of them.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Bartenders, Drug Dealers, and Police with a soft spot for famous people. Nice Judges would be hot as well.
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