Celebrity Happy Hour
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"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams . If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."



~ Jack Handy



WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.



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"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. "



~Frank Sinatra



WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the llusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.



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"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."



~ Henny Youngman



WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.



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"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."



~ Stephen Wright



WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.



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"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"



~ Brian O'Rourke



WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.



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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."



~ Benjamin Franklin



WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.



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"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."



~ Dave Barry



WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.



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To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can!



~ Dave Howell



WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.



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The "Buffalo Theory":

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."



~ Cliff Clavin, of Cheers.



WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not

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Orientation:Bi
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:I don't want kids
Education:High school
Income:Less than $30,000



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Host: Larry Craig

Location: Cavern When: Friday, October 12, 2007 at 5:00PM



Gay Marriage: It just makes my stomach turn. The thought of all those cute boys settling down with only one man is just such a shameful waste of sweet, sweet man ass that could (and should!) be shared with everyone! Where it used to be a simple toe-tap in an airport restroom meant 5-or-so minutes of hot layover man-pussy... but statistics show that the increased amount of "committment ceremonies" appears to be causing my potential pool of single-gay-guys-who-really-don't-care-they-are-getting-it-on-near-feces to dwindle! Take it from me... it's hard to get this going now! This is why I've spent a lifetime opposing gay marriage. What? You thought I was posturing for homophobic rednecks to get votes while secretly riding the hershey highway? Shoot, that would make me some kind of giant hypocrite.

Conservatism is all about restraint and moderation, and this issue is where my real conservative streak kicks in: preserving anonymous gay sex for future genrations of bathroom pirates. Myself, Ted Haggard, Mark Foley, and Jeff Gannon are starting an anti-gay marriage advocacy group comprised entirely of man-craving Republicans just like us. We shall be called the "Foot Tappers." Our first meeting is this Friday at Cavern and we are going to try to raise enough money to have the brave pioneer of homosexual bathroom sex, George Michael, play our Gentleman's Ball we are throwing in December. When you get to Cavern, go to the back, gently knock four times on the men's room door, and then slide your fingers underneath it. I'll be the guy sitting on the john with the "wide stance."

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Jan 22 2008 12:26 AM

AWWW, what a perty purple background!! What's new Boo?
Megs





Oct 2 2007 2:48 PM

Come back please.
Leigh





Aug 30 2007 3:05 AM

Prosecutor Pimpin 2. Can we get a new theme? I'm tired of the shiny booties.
Heather





Aug 23 2007 5:22 PM

Can he be the next celebrity?

Dee





May 16 2007 9:19 PM

This Myspace is boring.
Biggity Ben





May 3 2007 3:20 AM

hey... i just got myself a free apple iphone, just by entering my zipcode at this website..IT REALLLY WORKED! it came today. you should get yours before the giveaway is over. i saved the web address for you.. just goto http://grooviniphones.com to get yours, i'm going to get another one right now :)
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May 1 2007 2:23 PM

Why's Jay dressed like Phil Mickelson in that Master's blazer?
Elizabeth





Apr 9 2007 2:13 AM

We graciously accept your generous offer of a small Asian boy. I hope he dusts baseboards. Thanks!
Elizabeth





Apr 8 2007 1:03 AM

I was at CHH. where was CHH? Chophouse at 615pm and not a soul was there.

was very sad
Amy





Mar 15 2007 4:20 PM

Bradjalina's new kid looks an awful lot like this boy I used to smoke back in Atlanta.
Joe





Feb 15 2007 12:49 AM


Happy VD!
The Six Shooters





Dec 25 2006 4:14 PM

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Love, Brooke and the shooters!
Alea





Dec 24 2006 4:11 PM

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Alea





Dec 19 2006 2:31 AM

Oh C.H.H- i want you bad!! You guys were rockin it at the party
Brooke





Dec 17 2006 7:55 PM

Here's some fun photos 4 U! Check absoluteaddiction.com for the rest! Luv you fellas!
















Brooke





Dec 15 2006 9:30 PM

Gracias. Maybe now my lawyer won't sue you for that sacrilegious photo that offended my momma!

Pain and suffering alone would've bankrupt you.........

haha.
Brooke





Dec 15 2006 7:17 PM

Raytard and I have already been formerly introduced, thanks.

I know he's the polar opposite of a low-end celebrity, but I'd like to meet Jesus, please :)

MAKE IT HAPPEN.
Alea





Dec 12 2006 1:27 AM

I love it when lushes everywhere unite for a common cause. Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. See you Friday C.H.H!
Brooke





Dec 11 2006 10:39 PM

I anticipate that this is going to be the most diverse C.H.H. in C.H.H. history, fellas........

Get those mistletoe beltbuckles and sexy santa suits ready.
Caro Slaten





Dec 11 2006 9:41 PM

i just noticed the little angel is brokeback jay..ha
Brooke





Nov 22 2006 3:13 PM

First thing that came to mind: CHH.

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Nov 15 2006 8:51 PM

no fucking rollbacks. no consolidation. what the shit is that.
Brooke





Nov 14 2006 1:52 AM

That's what I like to hear, CHH. The anticipation will be killing me, i'm sure.

If we plan it, they WILL come.
Brooke





Nov 4 2006 4:27 PM

The CHH and Six shooter collaboration for christmas is going to be PURE insanity! Fasten your condoms, uhh, i mean seatbelts, folks, because it's going to be a rollercoaster ride!

I've got the master email list ready, so let's discuss the final arrangements for the evite!
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