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Thanks for being my friend!
I'm a certified life coach & am training to be an entertainment agent.
Sometimes you just need someone to talk to & I can be that person. It's completely confidential.
Please feel free to msg me anytime.
your_girl_amy@yahoo.com
http://thecoachamy.blogspot.com

I have three new poems located in my blog, if you have the extra time to read them and give me feedback on them. I would greatly appreciate it. If you don't then that's ok I understand. You have a very nice day.

Your Friend
William

COFFEE BREAK IN HELL:

Meganck dies and goes to hell. he meets the
devil, who tells him, you will spend eternity here, but you get to
choose how you will spend it. you may choose one of these three
doorsways.

the devil opens door No. 1, and maganck sees lots of
people standing on their heads on a concrete floor. meganck says, no
way I'm doing that. let's move on. the devil opens the door No. 2, and
meganck sees a lots of people standing on their heads on wooden floor.
maganck says, no way I'm doing that, ether. let's move on. the devil
opens door No. 3, and meganck sees a bunch of people standing knee-deep
in cow manure, drinking coffee. meganck says, the choice seems obvious.
i guess I'll take door number three. the devil says, okay, wait right
here, and I'll get your coffee. A few minutes later, maganck is drinking
coffee, and he says to himself, this ain't so bad..... suddenly a loud
voice comes over the public-address system, saying, okay everybody, get
back on your heads coffee break is over.



Fancy Funerals

A Cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart

covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside.

The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter.

When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral ... I'm a Gynecologist."

The poor  Proctologist fainted.





ALLIGATOR BLOND


a guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. he takes
the animal off it's leash, puts it up on the bar, turns to
the nervous patrons, and says, "I'll make you a deal."i'll open this
alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. then the gator will
close his mouth for one minute. he'll then open his mouth

DROPPING BY TO SAY HI
AND TO LEAVE ONE OF MY STORIES OF UNFORTUNATE TIMES!

'WHAT GNAWS ON MY SPINE'

Awakening back pains are a strain on my brain.
What I thought was the rain,
And arthritical pain
Was far from the answer, the doctor explained.

“What you’ve got here are teeth,
That lie deep beneath
Your lower spinal frame.”

I listen in aw, as he starts to explain
That what I was feeling,
And my continuous screaming,
Was not from a dream,
But simply a twin,
That settled right in,
And began to devour my spleen!

My backache is from this invader,
That grinds on my spine like a saw.
And all that remains of this twin inside me
Is a mouthful of teeth and a jaw.

I feel an attack as it gnaws on my back,
When I lay on my back, that’s when
The teeth start to bite,
In the middle of night,
I wake up in pain yet again.

The doc called it Lillian, my sister inside,
I screamed out in pain when she gnawed on my side.
There’s nothing to do!
There’s no way to sleep!
The doc says that Lillian is one in a billion
And I can’t live without her,
She makes my heart beat!

So it’s off now to bed, the worst place I dread.
I’ll do anything to fall fast asleep.
But I won’t be surprised when I’m closing my eyes,
That it’s she who starts grinding her teeth!

...Space is limited, so come see the rest of this story here:

http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAll&bID=518191793
Thanx for being a friend!!
Have a Wicked Day!!
-Criss Karver

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