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Genre: Pop
Location Chicago, Illinois, Un
Profile Views: 717758
Last Login: 10/6/2011
Member Since 7/17/2005
Website cftpa.org
Record Label Tomlab
Type of Label Indie
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Bio
..This is the official MySpace page for Casiotone for the Painfully Alone. I'm happy to try to answer your questions or whatever, but please send all correspondence to casiotonetechsupport@gmail.com..... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. "White Corolla" taken from the CD/LP Advance Base Battery Life on ..Tomlab Records.. & a split 7" w/ The Donkeys on ..Antenna Farm Records... .. .... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. "Lesley Gore on the T.A.M.I. Show (version)" taken from the CD/LP Advance Base Battery Life on ..Tomlab Records... .. .... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. "The Subway Home (version)" taken from the Young Shields CDEP on ..Tomlab Records... .. .. .. .. .. Recent Releases that are actually in print:.. .. .. CASIOTONE FOR THE PAINFULLY ALONE .. "Instrumentals 2" 7" (three instrumental versions on random colored vinyl) .. ..Stationary (Heart) Recordings.. .. A1. tomjustice_instr .. B1. whitejetta_instr .. B2. whitecorolla_instr .. ..ORDER HERE.. .. ..CASIOTONE FOR THE PAINFULLY ALONE .. "Vs. Children" CD/LP .. ..Tomlab Records.. .. 1. Casiotone for the Painfully Alone Vs. Children .. 2. Tom Justice, The Choir Boy Robber, Apprehended at Ace Hardware In Libertyville, IL .. 3. Optimist Vs. The Silent Alarm (When The Saints Go Marching In) .. 4. Natural Light .. 5. Traveling Salesman's Young Wife Home Alone On Christmas In Montpelier, VT .. 6. Man O' War .. 7. Northfield, MN .. 8. Killers .. 9. Harsh The Herald Angels Sing .. 10. You Were Alone .. 11. White Jetta .. ..ORDER HERE.. .. ..CASIOTONE FOR THE PAINFULLY ALONE .. "Advance Base Battery Life" CD/LP (collects singles & compilation tracks from 2004-2007) .. ..Tomlab Records.. .. 1. Old Panda Days (w/ Nick Krgovich) .. 2. Lesley Gore on the T.A.M.I. Show (version) .. 3. White Corolla .. 4. White on White .. 5. Holly Hobby .. 6. Lonesome New Mexican Nights .. 7. The Only Way To Cry .. 8. It's A Crime .. 9. Missoula .. 10. Hot Boyz (w/ Dear Nora) .. 11. Born In The U.S.A. (w/ Concern) .. 12. Streets of Philadelphia (w/ Concern) .. 13. Graceland .. 14. Sunday St .. 15. Voice of the Hospital .. ..ORDER HERE.. .. .. ..CASIOTONE FOR THE PAINFULLY ALONE .. "Town Topic" fifteen track CDEP (CD contains all tracks from the Town Topic & STSNC INSTRUMENTALS 7"s plus one extra) .. ..Tomlab Records.. .. 1. Ice Cream Truck .. 2. Town Topic (instrumental) .. 3. I Love Creedence (instrumental) .. 4. Lesley Gore on the T.A.M.I. Show (instrumental) .. 5. Twinkle Echo (reverse) .. 6. Nashville Parthenon (instrumental) .. 7. STSNC .. 8. Twinkle Echo (redux) .. 9. I like Common .. 10. Possible Love Interest (ringtone) .. 11. Bad People (ringtone) .. 12. OMG (ringtone) .. 13. Probably Walkin Down The Street (ringtone) .. 14. Ice Cream Truck (instrumental) .. 15. Green Cotton Sweater (version) .. ..ORDER HERE.. .. .. ..CASIOTONE FOR THE PAINFULLY ALONE .. "STSNC INSTRUMENTALS" ten track 7" in a black and white sleeve .. ..People In A Position To Know Recordings, Inc... .. limited to 300 copies (random colored vinyl) .. 1. Twinkle Echo (reverse) .. 2. Nashville Parthenon (instrumental) .. 3. STSNC .. 4. Twinkle Echo (redux) .. 5. I like Common .. 6. Possible Love Interest (ringtone) .. 7. Bad People (ringtone) .. 8. OMG (ringtone) .. 9. Probably Walkin Down The Street (ringtone) .. 10. Ice Cream Truck (instrumental) .. ..ORDER HERE.. .. .. .. CASIOTONE FOR THE PAINFULLY ALONE .. "Town Topic EP" four track 7" in a full color sleeve .. ..OIB Records.. .. limited to 1200 copies (200 light blue vinyl, 500 clear vinyl, 500 black vinyl) .. 1. Ice Cream Truck .. 2. Town Topic (instrumental) .. 3. I Love Creedence (instrumental) .. 4. Green Cotton Sweater (version) .. ..ORDER HERE.. .. .. .. CASIOTONE FOR THE PAINFULLY ALONE & CONCERN collaboration.. two song, square, one-sided 8 3/8" marble vinyl (500 brown, 500 tan) in a full color 9" sleeve .. ..People In A Position To Know Recordings, Inc... .. limited to 1000 copies (500 brown marble vinyl, tan marble vinyl) .. 1. Born In The U.S.A. .. 2. Streets of Philadelphia .. ..ORDER HERE.. .. .. .. CASIOTONE FOR THE PAINFULLY ALONE.. two song picture disc 7" featuring photography by David Horvitz.. ..Aagoo Records.. .. limited to 500 copies.. 1. Old Panda Days (vocals by ..Nick Krgovich..) .. 2. Lesley Gore on the TAMI Show (version) (vocals by Jenny Herbinson) .. OUT OF PRINT .. .. .. VARIOUS ARTISTS.. "David Shrigley's Worried Noodles" thirty-nine song double CD & fancy book .. ..Tomlab Records.. .. 1. Roger Ferguson – Welcome Singer .. 2. Christopher Francis - One .. 3. Grizzly Bear – Blackcurrant Jam .. 4 .R. Stevie Moore – Live In Fear .. 5 .Phil Elverum & Nick Krgovich .. 6. Scarlett’s Well - Maybe .. 7. Psapp – Sad Song .. 8. Aidan Moffat & The Best Ofs .. 9. Yacht – I Saw You .. 10. Simon Bookish – Prince Of Wales .. 11. Deerhoof – You, Dog (aka Kidz Are So Small) .. 12. Hank – Baby’s Bible .. 13. Mariott 1262 (TV On The Radio Portland Chapter) - Sweet, Sweet Potato .. 14. David Byrne – For You .. 15. James Chadwick – The Wooden Floor .. 16. Islands – Joy .. 17. Cotton Candy – A Sentimental Song .. 18. Franz Ferdinand - No .. 19. Alig Fodder – The Hole .. 20. Cibelle – Elaine .. 21. Dirty Projectors – Come Forward .. 22. The Curtains - Show Me The Way Things Work .. 23. Max Tundra – A Truce .. 24. Munch Munch – Squirrel .. 25. Liars – Panic Button .. 26. Tussle (ft. David Shrigley) - A Clash Of Heads .. 27. Trans Am – The Film .. 28. John Shankie – A Song .. 29. Scout Niblett – The Bell .. 30. Final Fantasy - Joys .. 31. Mt. Eerie – A Sentimental Song .. 32. The Dead Science - Once I Found A Diamond .. 33. Lord Cut Glass - Maybe .. 34. No Kids – Another Song .. 35. Hot Chip - No .. 36. Casiotone For The Painfully Alone - Pretty Girl .. 37. Mitch Friedman - Awesome .. 38. Bombay 1- Elaine .. 39. Les Georges Leningrad - Manager And Coordinator Of Prostitutes .. ..ORDER HERE.. .. .. .. VARIOUS ARTISTS .. "Peace on Earth: A Charity Holiday Album" Eighteen Song Compilation .. ..Hard To Find A Friend.. .. DIGITAL DOWNLOAD ONLY .. 1. Prayers & Tears of Arthur Digby Sellers - Shepherd's Song .. 2. Quiet Company - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas .. 3. Great Lake Swimmers - Gonna Make it Through This Year .. 4. Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin / Sweetwater Abilene - The Wheels Are Off .. 5. Chris Walla - Coventry Carol .. 6. David Karsten Daniels - In The Bleak Midwinter .. 7. Casiotone for the Painfully Alone - Hark! The Herald Angels Sing (Instrumental) .. 8. The Winston Jazz Routine - Through the Snow .. 9. Via Audio - My Boo .. 10. The Long Winters - Sometimes You Have to Work on Christmas (Sometimes) .. 11. TW Walsh - Drop the Bomb .. 12. Ohtis - American Christians .. 13. Aaron Robinson - End of the Year .. 14. The Cotton Jones Basket Ride (Michael Nau of Page France) - White Christmas .. 15. American Music Club - Please Please .. 16. Johnny Bertram - Merry Christmas (You Won't Get What You Want) .. 17. Rosie Thomas - Christmas Time is Here .. 18. Sleeptalker - This is Christmas .. ..ORDER HERE.. .. .. .. THE DONKEYS & CASIOTONE FOR THE PAINFULLY ALONE .. four song split 7" .. ..Antenna Farm Records.. .. limited to 1000 copies .. The Donkeys: .. 1. Be My Girl .. 2. Seventh Heaven .. Casiotone for the Painfully Alone: .. 3. White Corolla (vocals by Jenny Herbinson).. 4. White On White .. ..ORDER HERE.. .. .. FOOT FOOT & CASIOTONE FOR THE PAINFULLY ALONE .. two song split 7" .. ..Oedipus Records.. .. limited to 500 copies (150 copies on white vinyl) .. Foot Foot: .. 1. Hysterical.. Casiotone for the Painfully Alone: .. 2. It's A Crime .. ..ORDER HERE.. .. .. .. CASIOTONE FOR THE PAINFULLY ALONE .. "Bobby Malone Moves Home" five song CDEP & two song 7" .. ..Tomlab Records.. .. 7" limited to 1000 copies .. 7": .. 1. Bobby Malone Moves Home .. 2. Jeane, If You're Ever In Portland (Daytrotter Version) .. CD EP: .. 1. Bobby Malone Moves Home .. 2. Jeane, If You're Ever In Portland (Live) .. 3. Tonight Was A Disaster (Live) .. 4. It Wasn't The Same Somehow (Live) .. 5. Bobby Malone Moves Home (Live) .. ..ORDER HERE.. .. .. .. CASIOTONE FOR THE PAINFULLY ALONE .. "Young Shields" four song CDEP & two song 7" .. ..Tomlab Records.. .. 7" limited to 1000 copies .. 7": .. 1. Young Shields .. 2. When You Were Mine .. CD: .. 1. Young Shields .. 2. When You Were Mine .. 3. Roberta C (version) .. 4. The Subway Home (version) .. The Subway Home (video) .. ..ORDER HERE.. .. .. .. CASIOTONE FOR THE PAINFULLY ALONE .. "Etiquette" CD/LP .. ..Tomlab Records.. .. 1. Etiquette I.D. .. 2. New Year's Kiss .. 3. Young Shields .. 4. I Love Creedence .. 5. Nashville Parthenon .. 6. Scattered Pearls .. 7. Happy Mother's Day .. 8. Holly Hobby (version) .. 9. Cold White Christmas .. 10. Bobby Malone Moves Home .. 11. Don't They Have Payphones Wherever You Were Last Night .. 12. Love Connection .. ..ORDER HERE.. .. .. .. A complete discography can be found ..HERE.. -
Members
Owen Ashworth & friends -
Influences
KMEL Jams in the late 80's, Shrimper Records in the early 90's -
Sounds Like
The flute sound on a Casio SK-1 playing a C chord with the bass and treble cut out and the mid all the way up
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14 Songs | Feb 12, 2013
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Bio:
This is the official MySpace page for Casiotone for the Painfully Alone. I'm happy to try to answer your questions or whatever, but please send all correspondence to casiotonetechsupport@gmail.com.
"White Corolla" taken from the CD/LP Advance Base Battery Life on Tomlab Records & a split 7" w/ The Donkeys on Antenna Farm Records.
"Lesley Gore on the T.A.M.I. Show (version)" taken from the CD/LP Advance Base Battery Life on Tomlab Records.
"The Subway Home (version)" taken from the Young Shields CDEP on Tomlab Records.
Recent Releases that are actually in print:
CASIOTONE FOR THE PAINFULLY ALONE
CASIOTONE FOR THE PAINFULLY ALONE
CASIOTONE FOR THE PAINFULLY ALONE
CASIOTONE FOR THE PAINFULLY ALONE
CASIOTONE FOR THE PAINFULLY ALONE
CASIOTONE FOR THE PAINFULLY ALONE
CASIOTONE FOR THE PAINFULLY ALONE & CONCERN collaboration
CASIOTONE FOR THE PAINFULLY ALONE
VARIOUS ARTISTS
VARIOUS ARTISTS
THE DONKEYS & CASIOTONE FOR THE PAINFULLY ALONE
FOOT FOOT & CASIOTONE FOR THE PAINFULLY ALONE
CASIOTONE FOR THE PAINFULLY ALONE
CASIOTONE FOR THE PAINFULLY ALONE
CASIOTONE FOR THE PAINFULLY ALONE
A complete discography can be found HERE
"Instrumentals 2" 7" (three instrumental versions on random colored vinyl)
Stationary (Heart) Recordings
A1. tomjustice_instr
B1. whitejetta_instr
B2. whitecorolla_instr
ORDER HERE
"Vs. Children" CD/LP
Tomlab Records
1. Casiotone for the Painfully Alone Vs. Children
2. Tom Justice, The Choir Boy Robber, Apprehended at Ace Hardware In Libertyville, IL
3. Optimist Vs. The Silent Alarm (When The Saints Go Marching In)
4. Natural Light
5. Traveling Salesman's Young Wife Home Alone On Christmas In Montpelier, VT
6. Man O' War
7. Northfield, MN
8. Killers
9. Harsh The Herald Angels Sing
10. You Were Alone
11. White Jetta
ORDER HERE
"Advance Base Battery Life" CD/LP (collects singles & compilation tracks from 2004-2007)
Tomlab Records
1. Old Panda Days (w/ Nick Krgovich)
2. Lesley Gore on the T.A.M.I. Show (version)
3. White Corolla
4. White on White
5. Holly Hobby
6. Lonesome New Mexican Nights
7. The Only Way To Cry
8. It's A Crime
9. Missoula
10. Hot Boyz (w/ Dear Nora)
11. Born In The U.S.A. (w/ Concern)
12. Streets of Philadelphia (w/ Concern)
13. Graceland
14. Sunday St
15. Voice of the Hospital
ORDER HERE
"Town Topic" fifteen track CDEP (CD contains all tracks from the Town Topic & STSNC INSTRUMENTALS 7"s plus one extra)
Tomlab Records
1. Ice Cream Truck
2. Town Topic (instrumental)
3. I Love Creedence (instrumental)
4. Lesley Gore on the T.A.M.I. Show (instrumental)
5. Twinkle Echo (reverse)
6. Nashville Parthenon (instrumental)
7. STSNC
8. Twinkle Echo (redux)
9. I like Common
10. Possible Love Interest (ringtone)
11. Bad People (ringtone)
12. OMG (ringtone)
13. Probably Walkin Down The Street (ringtone)
14. Ice Cream Truck (instrumental)
15. Green Cotton Sweater (version)
ORDER HERE
"STSNC INSTRUMENTALS" ten track 7" in a black and white sleeve
People In A Position To Know Recordings, Inc.
limited to 300 copies (random colored vinyl)
1. Twinkle Echo (reverse)
2. Nashville Parthenon (instrumental)
3. STSNC
4. Twinkle Echo (redux)
5. I like Common
6. Possible Love Interest (ringtone)
7. Bad People (ringtone)
8. OMG (ringtone)
9. Probably Walkin Down The Street (ringtone)
10. Ice Cream Truck (instrumental)
ORDER HERE
"Town Topic EP" four track 7" in a full color sleeve
OIB Records
limited to 1200 copies (200 light blue vinyl, 500 clear vinyl, 500 black vinyl)
1. Ice Cream Truck
2. Town Topic (instrumental)
3. I Love Creedence (instrumental)
4. Green Cotton Sweater (version)
ORDER HERE
two song, square, one-sided 8 3/8" marble vinyl (500 brown, 500 tan) in a full color 9" sleeve
People In A Position To Know Recordings, Inc.
limited to 1000 copies (500 brown marble vinyl, tan marble vinyl)
1. Born In The U.S.A.
2. Streets of Philadelphia
ORDER HERE
two song picture disc 7" featuring photography by David Horvitz
Aagoo Records
limited to 500 copies
1. Old Panda Days (vocals by Nick Krgovich)
2. Lesley Gore on the TAMI Show (version) (vocals by Jenny Herbinson)
OUT OF PRINT
"David Shrigley's Worried Noodles" thirty-nine song double CD & fancy book
Tomlab Records
1. Roger Ferguson – Welcome Singer
2. Christopher Francis - One
3. Grizzly Bear – Blackcurrant Jam
4 .R. Stevie Moore – Live In Fear
5 .Phil Elverum & Nick Krgovich
6. Scarlett’s Well - Maybe
7. Psapp – Sad Song
8. Aidan Moffat & The Best Ofs
9. Yacht – I Saw You
10. Simon Bookish – Prince Of Wales
11. Deerhoof – You, Dog (aka Kidz Are So Small)
12. Hank – Baby’s Bible
13. Mariott 1262 (TV On The Radio Portland Chapter) - Sweet, Sweet Potato
14. David Byrne – For You
15. James Chadwick – The Wooden Floor
16. Islands – Joy
17. Cotton Candy – A Sentimental Song
18. Franz Ferdinand - No
19. Alig Fodder – The Hole
20. Cibelle – Elaine
21. Dirty Projectors – Come Forward
22. The Curtains - Show Me The Way Things Work
23. Max Tundra – A Truce
24. Munch Munch – Squirrel
25. Liars – Panic Button
26. Tussle (ft. David Shrigley) - A Clash Of Heads
27. Trans Am – The Film
28. John Shankie – A Song
29. Scout Niblett – The Bell
30. Final Fantasy - Joys
31. Mt. Eerie – A Sentimental Song
32. The Dead Science - Once I Found A Diamond
33. Lord Cut Glass - Maybe
34. No Kids – Another Song
35. Hot Chip - No
36. Casiotone For The Painfully Alone - Pretty Girl
37. Mitch Friedman - Awesome
38. Bombay 1- Elaine
39. Les Georges Leningrad - Manager And Coordinator Of Prostitutes
ORDER HERE
"Peace on Earth: A Charity Holiday Album" Eighteen Song Compilation
Hard To Find A Friend
DIGITAL DOWNLOAD ONLY
1. Prayers & Tears of Arthur Digby Sellers - Shepherd's Song
2. Quiet Company - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
3. Great Lake Swimmers - Gonna Make it Through This Year
4. Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin / Sweetwater Abilene - The Wheels Are Off
5. Chris Walla - Coventry Carol
6. David Karsten Daniels - In The Bleak Midwinter
7. Casiotone for the Painfully Alone - Hark! The Herald Angels Sing (Instrumental)
8. The Winston Jazz Routine - Through the Snow
9. Via Audio - My Boo
10. The Long Winters - Sometimes You Have to Work on Christmas (Sometimes)
11. TW Walsh - Drop the Bomb
12. Ohtis - American Christians
13. Aaron Robinson - End of the Year
14. The Cotton Jones Basket Ride (Michael Nau of Page France) - White Christmas
15. American Music Club - Please Please
16. Johnny Bertram - Merry Christmas (You Won't Get What You Want)
17. Rosie Thomas - Christmas Time is Here
18. Sleeptalker - This is Christmas
ORDER HERE
four song split 7"
Antenna Farm Records
limited to 1000 copies
The Donkeys:
1. Be My Girl
2. Seventh Heaven
Casiotone for the Painfully Alone:
3. White Corolla (vocals by Jenny Herbinson)
4. White On White
ORDER HERE
two song split 7"
Oedipus Records
limited to 500 copies (150 copies on white vinyl)
Foot Foot:
1. Hysterical
Casiotone for the Painfully Alone:
2. It's A Crime
ORDER HERE
"Bobby Malone Moves Home" five song CDEP & two song 7"
Tomlab Records
7" limited to 1000 copies
7":
1. Bobby Malone Moves Home
2. Jeane, If You're Ever In Portland (Daytrotter Version)
CD EP:
1. Bobby Malone Moves Home
2. Jeane, If You're Ever In Portland (Live)
3. Tonight Was A Disaster (Live)
4. It Wasn't The Same Somehow (Live)
5. Bobby Malone Moves Home (Live)
ORDER HERE
"Young Shields" four song CDEP & two song 7"
Tomlab Records
7" limited to 1000 copies
7":
1. Young Shields
2. When You Were Mine
CD:
1. Young Shields
2. When You Were Mine
3. Roberta C (version)
4. The Subway Home (version)
The Subway Home (video)
ORDER HERE
"Etiquette" CD/LP
Tomlab Records
1. Etiquette I.D.
2. New Year's Kiss
3. Young Shields
4. I Love Creedence
5. Nashville Parthenon
6. Scattered Pearls
7. Happy Mother's Day
8. Holly Hobby (version)
9. Cold White Christmas
10. Bobby Malone Moves Home
11. Don't They Have Payphones Wherever You Were Last Night
12. Love Connection
ORDER HERE
Member Since:
July 17, 2005Members:
Owen Ashworth & friendsInfluences:
KMEL Jams in the late 80's, Shrimper Records in the early 90'sSounds Like:
The flute sound on a Casio SK-1 playing a C chord with the bass and treble cut out and the mid all the way upRecord Label:
TomlabShows & Events
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- Dri
- Foot Foot
- Former Ghosts
- laura gibson
- High Places
- Ill Ease
- katie e.
- Magical Beautiful
- No Kids
- Oscillating Innards
- Otouto
- oven mitts
- Paleo
- Pants Yell!
- Parenthetical Girls
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- Shelley Short
- the Suspicions
- The Sunshine Rains
- to bad catholics
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bandega.com 2 years ago
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leedian 2 years ago
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2 years ago
the guitar plus me 2 years ago
Liz
Can't wait to see your show tomorrow night at the casa !
Liz MMA :-) Ckut 90.3 fm
2 years ago
arwen awesome Dear Owen, I went on a first date with a young man about three years ago to see you (he liked it. thank heavens for everyone), and many shows and a little while down the road, your next Cambridge show is three days before our wedding. So excited. SO EXCITED! (for the show. and the wedding, I guess.)
2 years ago
10 of 1308MoreHello... i love your music...
Review of final CFTPA show (Bottom of the Hill, SF, CA) at Bandega.com: http://www.bandega.com/band/view/casiotone-for-the-painfully-alone#showreviews
Great meeting you on Fri.
All the best with the rest of the tour.
(XO)
you rock my wold rhi... xox
thank you
Thanks for friendship, nice show down at Barcelona last week. Come back soon!
I'm sure it's all for the best. Thank you for the memories and great music you guys.
thank you!
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featuring brilliant new cover of Everywhere you look (Full House Theme)
new album Outlet Mall available on iTunes Store, Amazon, napster, emusic, Real Networks etc...
get lyrics, artworks, sleeve @tgpm Outlet Mall
http://tgpmoutletmall.tumblr.com/
(stupid msplinks won't link to tumblr... copy and paste the URL directly!)
and check out Mirage
featuring The NeverEnding Story (Limahl cover)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0YtTWRN_A8
tgpm retrospective trilogy available on iTunes Store!!
・MISSING LINK (early works 1998-2000)
・suburban photographs (cassette tape album released 2001)
・soft instruments (instrumental album previously unreleased)
also available
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HIGHWAY
Hello :-)
Oh my goodness. OH MY GOODNESS!