About me:
This club is underground, literally.
It remains twenty five steps below the earth which means it is 25 steps closer to HELL! Not such a bad thing for a club…
The smoke machine is just a little bit sweeter.
The djs are just a little bit hotter.
The music is a little bit more interesting.
You are just a little bit cuter when you are here.
The drinks come in paper cups.
Any other questions? Ask me on Saturday night.
This palace of the night is made for you, oh my sweet children…
Priorities (in any order) are as follows:
a. DANCE b. ROMANCE c. EXUBERANCE
This week we have the lovely MR. HANDS, romantic deep-dance tag-team stars of the future OTOLOGIC, exuberant lady superstar of electric dance SUNSHINE and a dancing man on his way to Vladivostok romance, JIMMI ELECTRIX.
The famous sliding door scale applies:
9 – 10 free entry
10 – 11 $5 entry
11 – 12 $10 entry
12 – 2 $15 entry
No 2am lock out exemption so all in before 2am…
C Grade @ 456 Queen St. Melbourne (Opposite the Vic Market)
Who I'd like to meet: beautiful, intelligent girls and rough but sweet guys
