I'm an underground musician that has not released any CD's. Still it is possible to support my deed. I've now started to use a music community that actually pays me royalty - Ubetoo - when my demo songs are viewed there - click the video screenshot to the right or the Ubetoo link to watch my videos there. It is also possible to register on Ubetoo and befriend me there and post comments. And they pay per one view per video a day so it helps to play through my videos every day - while playing them on repeat won't help me. The site is financed via ads and they share the "looth" with their artists.
Part from the obvious (sending nice comments and emails) I really appreciate the boxes with presents and getting my portrait drawn too. Of course it helps to keep me as a top friend.
-Ruling the universe, beheading enemies.-
I'm just kidding! I'm a tax producing robot just like everybody else. I even got a fucking number when coming out of the factory. It's true! They gave me a serial number showing the day and place (of final production) and sex and they even added a control digit to verify its me!
Trees and retro futurism are exceptions from my long dislikes list. I hate people that treat me like a puppy only because they are that themselves. Furthermore I hate being treated as medium intelligent or worse. In fact people in general isn't exactly my favorite.
No really what interests me is ME. My so called friends told me I'm selfish so now I decided to become damn cool at it.
A few details about myself.
I think human genes SUCKS.
I'm 20% man - 15% robot - 30% elf and 35% other alien.
In some respects I'm just like everybody - I love spreading lies.
'Starwoman' by Lynn W. Andrews. 'One' and 'Bridge across forever' by Richard Bach. 'The Alchemist' by Paulo Coelho. 'Traveler' series by pseudonym D.B. Drumm. 'Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy' by Douglas Adams.
When you stand in front of GOD; you won't be asked "Did you do this" or "Did you do that" or "Did you behave well" but "Did you LOVE ENOUGH". /Paulo Coelho
Chaan 's Details
Status:
Single
Here for:
Networking, Friends
Orientation:
Straight
Hometown:
www.chaan.se
Body type:
6' 1" / Athletic
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Religion:
Other
Zodiac Sign:
Cancer
Children:
Someday
Education:
Grad / professional school
Occupation:
Witchking of Quorthonland, Svenmark.
Income:
Less than $30,000
Chaan mf Stockholm getting nasty this decade. Swedish mentality goes breakdown. People start communicating, they will know what convicted murderers are on their block Posted 14 hours ago view more
Ok the first, half ready death metal layout is up. I don't know anyone who could have come up with the same sliding guitars. In my opinion it sounds like a 100 years old locomotive which will soon break down unless someone comes with a very large oil can, or some distant planet where robots hammer out metal parts for the terminators. Or a caravan of armed and supercharged road machines passing by on the highway. This is music to awaken dead demons. Yeah you don't have to run the tune backwards. It's already going backwards.
Ok so I'm working on death metal material. The style is smooth melodic death metal with harsh growled lyrics; yet soft. I'm calling the style 'Emo-Death' or 'Meditative Death' with main influences the old Florida death metal (Death) - British rock music, and old swedish death in that order.
Some songs are finished to the extent that they have the lyrics/singing and the guitars ready made. This is not at a demo level as there are still no drums recorded whatsoever. Also there is only a few bass lines ready. You could say that the project is still at a scetch stage.
I write love songs on occation.
Earlier, amongst other things, I've had a pop band!!! And also I'm writing POETRY (in swedish). All this was at a hobby basis.
Popdemo från 1995
When it comes to aestethics, I like it high-resolution, I like it sincere, but above all I like it BEAUTIFUL. To 80% my music is about things that has gone wrong but that doesn't mean it's supposed to be chaotic, or ugly. It's about turning the negative energy into something useful.
If I ask for friendship - You can be certain I liked the aestethics (ie music) or something else that caught my eye , or mind, or because I need Your friendship - and that it is not by mere chance. It is no secret I need a lot of friends to get going. Ultimately I'm striving to produce records (with or without the help of a record company) - and also to have a band!!!
I'm not easy to handle. I'm good friends with both Odin, Thor and the devil. So don't email me how good your band is and 'oh no this is not spam' in the letters. If your lucky I just skip clicking on your spam. I don't approve all comments - that's because they show on my page and if they won't fit the page then I won't approve them.
Statistics say 2-3 people out of 100 is smarter than me. If you're one of them - congratulations. If you're not - don't try to screw me over.
I am distorted and renunciated.
I once was an angel but came back to get some more bad and traumatic karma on this fucking planet. I have NOT been "all right" ever in this life. So don't ask me if I'm alright.
I'm taking my refuge to culture as the reality become to hard to handle. Music is my general interest in life but I have also been into mechanics, and medecine.
I'm 70% right handed and 30% left handed. I'm intrigued by the renaissance ideal of using different branches of my tree. This has lead to that I now use only left hand for computer design work (drawing etc).
In general, my music speak about the inhabitants of the djungle. Butterflies and birds (experimental), reptiles (doomy dark or furious metal), big cats (roaring metal) and gorillas (rap).
So this page is my zoo. In this zone the animals can gather to behold the blue light show I put up in the dark of the djungle night. Or, if the moon is up, only to watch it together. Even though I have the power to rule this page, I'm no better animal. I gather and let in the extraordinary animals, the cute animals, the powerful animals, the smart animals, the beautiful animals. This is not a page where everyone is supposed to feel like at home. Rather only one out of five should feel comfortable here but instead do get the protection. Needless to say, I appreciate friends that aren't afraid of the dark.
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I mind neither, but grief Jesus fucked up badly. 'The earth shall shatter where I've walked and fountains of fire shall spring out from the ground.' Don't get me wrong though. Fuck religion, I'm death metal, ok? Don't forget Jesus was the ultimate bad guy of the time.
Who I'd like to meet:
All teh people here who supports me - but also the ones who loves my music - especially the supposedly around 27 people around the world who are really in need to hear my death metal.
People that could play my death metal. A metal drummer, two guitarists and a bass player. One ambidexter and three axemen.
A painter. A digital designer for a DVD production. And an animation artist. I want to make a cartoon for the supposed death metal title track Blood.
A manager, a producer and a sound technician.
Anyone that could stand listening to my death metal before breakfast.
Someone with a 6-string piccolo bass that is having a humbucker (or two). Cause i wanna buy it and use it as my death metal GUITAR. It could be 18 frets or so, I'm speaking of SHORT scale. Cause I want to use it with 80-20 strings ie the double thickness of slim guitar strings, and use it with standard guitar tuning E! As I want it death metal style also, I really doubt there is already such an instrument, so a luthier will do, too. Really, a 6-string bass fretboard is a little too wide for those the thinnest bass strings. Somewhere around the normal width of a 5 string bass, but still with 6 strings, is perfect I imagine. Damnit, its gonna look retarded with the short neck. I might just go with a regular 6-string bass and use the light bass strings tuned down to bass E instead.
ahhh...I've heard that story about Quorton ...he recorded Bathory first album in a garage known as Heavenshore Studios....but I could not find nothing about this place...not even a note.
waaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!A family of serial killers...great!!! Just read the synopsis where she wakes up surrounded by plants and skulls and it says Summers the latest flower in Tom's "Human Garden" and I was like that's crazy twisted family...
Yep...that line is great...he has a dry sense of humor...
about Melechesh...it took me some time but,I finally found something in internet labyrinth. Check out the Additional Notes, last line,third paragraph...according to them he is dutch...as far as I am concerned Metal Archives is a reliable source.
hehe...can't believe in this someone made a clip with one of my fav bands from the 90's.This is one of the greatest albums of my life...too bad they no longer active.
There is only one you. I am glad you are here.Have a beautiful day.
Thanks for the video...those girls are very impressive..hehe...their music reminds me of the great 80's metal. Hope you finally meet your dream guitar.
Thanks Chaan for the reply....i will check all those music video....also i wanted to wish you a Happy New Year...hopefully 2010 will be great for you...sending hugs...toni:)