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"Insane in the Brain"
("Shaft meets Return of the Living Dead")
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"Kracker Jack'd"
("Friday meets Friday the 13th"!)
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"Everything Means Nothing"
("Requiem For a Dream" meets Elliot Smith!)
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"Neck of Da Woodz"
("Deliverance meets Boyz in the Hood")
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"GRIND2SHINE"
("Duval's Hip-Hop Doc about chasing your dreams")
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A creative world of trailer parks,
full of bubbas who spark.*
Hibby to the hibby they hip hop,
til the double dutch bus stops.*
They holla to the bus driver, "Next"!,
as the bus takes em on to the projects.*
Where the homies poplock, graf & rap,
they see the whiteboys & give em much dap.*
"Yo homies, hip hop yo ass on, its all good!",
so they all ride 2gether thru this wordy rappinghood.*
On their way to class til the school bus stops.
They all nod & vibe as one...hip hop:)*
I, 2 crackers & a lamp,
am a colorless pimp, prez, hood, hoe, skeezer & tramp:)
My movies are as retarded as any handyman ramp!*
I make flix 4 u 2 sip 40's,
2 skeet shorties,
Then roll blunts & eat strawberry pop tarties:)*
I hope yall dig our sh*t,
Its not pop like a zit,
Its like ur girl finally turnin 18...its f*kkin legit!*
So if u shoot milk outcha nose like a jit,
then i know its a classic hit:)*
late, dirty whiteboy
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Who I'd like to meet: ice cube, dice clay, redd foxx, richard pryor, eddie murphy, cheech & chong, george carlin, roseanne, rudy ray "dolemite" moore , the queen bee, lil rascals, 3 stooges, benny hill, rodney dangerfield, pam grier, jack "coffy/foxy brown" hill, richard "flying ace" norman, spike lee, rog, dwayne, rerun, dee, shirley, buffalo butt bookman, florida, damn damn damn! james, j.j., wilona, thelma, michael, george & weezie jefferson, archie & edith bunker, meathead & gloria, maude, fred & lamont sanford, rollo, julio, bubba, shady grady, aunt ester, paul mooney, alllllll the wayans fam, robert townsend, jim brown, isaac hayes, curtis mayfield, the mack, sweet sweetback, melvin & mario van peebles, robert rodriguez, quentin, kevin smith, robin "be be kids" harris,& especially norman lear! the creator of sanford & son, good times, all in the fam, maude, 1 day @ a time, etc...it is totally this cat's fault my sense humor is 1 of sarcasm-creativity-honesty-realism-arrogance-ignorance-ignant-ballz-2-the-wall-type of insanity from pen to pad!
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YES! Haha its so bad...we shot it in 2 days and one of the days,we're not even wearing our "hood" apparel.Its funny cause its shitty but how can i send a copy to you?
No man I love it.I love it so much that I made a hood movie which were trying to find somewhere to premiere it as of now.The only difference is that were six white people and only one black person.
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