Chad

Mr. Kultgen,
Sooo excited for ur next book!
Hope ur better than good:)
-Cindy

i, as well, am eagerly awaiting your next creation!
it's only so long that i can go without some good smut D:

I hope you're writing a new book because I've read both The Lie and The Average American Male and I'm so ready for yet another good read!! =)

watttup wattup...me and rover will be in town on the weekened of the 10th....well let you know whats goin on

have a very, very Happy Birthday!!!!

april 4th..dallas on a saturday...well see you there

I almost creamed in my pants when I noticed that you had a NEW book out!

I grabbed a copy of your book today at Borders (in Lewisville), wandered around the store aimlessly, and sometime between finding your book and checking out, your parents came in and bought all the remaining copies. I look forward to reading it..... and apologize to your folks for me (for shorting them a copy). What happened to the movie you were doing with Fox Atomic? Is it still in the works? Pre/Post-Production? Or should I be looking for it? I hope everything's going well.

Later.

So, I've got a book report on The Average American Male due tomorrow and about... 2 hours to complete it, start to finish.

As a school-age Male, my instinct is to:

1) Not do this stupid fucking assignment

2) Maybe make a taco

3) Go on not doing this assignment

4) Consider the possibility of making another taco, ultimately decide against it noting that I need more greens in my diet or my Girlfriend wont swallow any more.

Any words of wisdom from the source?

Cool! Thanks for the add, Chad.