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Chad Lehrman
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Male
100 years old
San Francisco
Chad



Last Login: 6/16/2009
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   Chad Lehrman's Comedian Bio
BioAfter 9/11 i decided to make some changes in my life. i had been doing some web design for the taliban in afghanistan when i realized that hey i’m an american jew how did i get here? so i got the hell out of there before the US came and i went up to uzbekistan. unhappy there, i took the next camel i could find to kyrgyzstan. had some women troubles there and stole a van to tajkistan. well lemme tell u something- tajkistan sucks! Kept going and ended up full-circle back in afghanistan. by now i was running low on funds so i caught a cheap flight to barcelona where life is a lot more simple and i have a really big tv and high speed internet and a neat game on my cell phone. plus i found a kind spanish woman with large breasts who really understands me.
Websitechadlehrman.com
Members(insert penis joke here)

    Chad Lehrman's Interests
MusicLast Night's Meatloaf, Uh-Oh Its OJ, Paranoid Peanut, oooh I'm Telling Mom, salami for breakfast, Oh No You Didn't Kevin!, Strangers Who Strangle, Why Not Skip Rope?, Kersplachetty, Kersnippity Ding Dong, Cancer Tongues, Don't Make Me Come Over There And Lightly Tickle You, Michael Bolton, Big Titty Little Titty, Talk to the Foot, the Skinny Lesbians, the I Wonder If He Is Just Making These Up
MoviesThe Large Lebowski, The Blue Brothers, Dumb and Really Dumb, Becoming John Malkovich, Ferris Bueller Takes a Day Off and Spends it With His Friends in Downtown Chicago
TelevisionI watch Judge Judy every day and if I have to miss it I get depressed. (so please don't call me between 4 and 5 o'clock)

I've seen Deal or No Deal about 10 times and I still can't figure out how it works. What are they trying to do? Is it better to get a big number or a small number?
BooksThe Complete Idiot's Guide to Jokes- check me out on pages 24 and 110. 2 special jokes for all you complete idiots out there.
HeroesThe Founding Fathers

     Chad Lehrman's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Serious Relationships
Hometown:Tucson
Religion:Jewish
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Children:Expecting

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San Francisco, CA US




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   Chad Lehrman's Blurbs
About me:
Chad Lehrman is not one of those comedians that writes his own bio in the third person and then pretends like somebody else wrote it. He would never do that, it's not his style. This bio was written by his imaginary friend, Stinky. I (Stinky) enjoy Chad's comedy very much. I particularly liked watching him on NBC's Last Comic Standing, loved reading his stuff in The Complete Idiot's Guide to Jokes, and especially am fond of seeing his show Comedy Speakeasy, every Wednesday at the legendary Purple Onion in San Francisco.
Who I'd like to meet:
Peopel who are good spellers.

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Joe


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Jan 17 2009 3:43 AM

I don't want to be Mr. obvious pants here, but I couldn't resist a comment(feel free to hold off on posting this one for awhile my little t-ball player) just wanted to say... Good Job kid, good job. PS The picture is also a symbolic code for only you the codemaster to break I hope.
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Aug 2 2008 7:47 PM

Hey, didn't I just see you in a gay porn about cops? Don't ask why I was watching gay porn, this is about YOU!
Kyle Reade





Jul 17 2008 6:40 AM

Hey Yanni called, he'd like his mustache back! On second thought you look like a poor mans David Arquette.
God, and you thought it was hard getting a gig before!
Sammy Wegent





Jul 9 2008 7:42 AM

You've now become Alfred Molina and I'm okay with that. Loved you in "The Man Who Knew Too Little.
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Matt Lamparzyk





Jul 9 2008 1:07 AM

You feel for it! I will be in San Francisco for a lunch in early August. I'll have my people draw up a contract of the mustache attained by me from your face. Any legal stipulents will of coarse have to be reviewed by my legal stipulent review team staff board. Please get those in as soon as ASAP.
Sincerely,
Soon to be fuzzy Upper Lip.
Matt Lamparzyk





Jul 8 2008 9:30 PM

Long time sir.
I was wondering if I can have your mustache?
Emily Maya Mills





Jun 6 2008 6:25 PM

Thanks again for having me on the show, Chad. Que fun!

Delightfully,

Emily Maya Mills
P.S. Come visit!
Triclops Flier by Danforth France
AmirCat Malekpour





Apr 30 2008 6:08 PM

I love my SFStandup. com Shirt!

AmirCat Malekpour





Apr 19 2008 8:20 PM

Happy Passover
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Apr 16 2008 7:22 AM

So this guy walks into a talent agents office....
Bobby





Mar 12 2008 6:49 PM

Thanks for all your help Chad. Really appreciate it. Much love.
Bobby





Mar 1 2008 4:32 AM

did you say you knew comics in Flagstaff?
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Feb 14 2008 6:36 PM

I just checked out your interview with Doug Stanhope, good stuff. I noticed you got him coming in tommorrow AND Jimmy Norton. Wow my two favorite comics on the same night! I don't know how I would choose! I missed that backyard show, I'm too broke for comedy. =(
Mrs. DeFer





Feb 12 2008 1:42 PM

I am glad you use the ice cream maker! Hey, I did a comedian's make-up the other day. Have you heard of Ahmed Ahmed?
Bobby





Feb 12 2008 8:53 AM

yeah got a show out there with a guy from Portland-- we're doing a variety show, would like to get a couple of local comics on board if possible....it's on March 29th, got anybody in mind? the wackier the better probably.
Bobby





Feb 12 2008 4:32 AM

Hey a know any Phoenix comics?
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Feb 10 2008 8:53 AM



I know ventriloquists are the lowest form of comedy, but this shit is HILARIOUS!
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Jan 19 2008 6:34 AM

Remember this asshole?

http://www.myspace.com/buckstar1

WOW, I wish I didn't!
Bobby





Jan 9 2008 4:30 PM

hey man whatddayaknow about the Sea mi spot on Tues? I got boooked there next month and I wanna know has anyone ever done it.
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Jan 3 2008 11:34 PM

so you get off the phone with me cuz Doug Stanhope is on the other line, and I bet you forgot to ask him if he ever got a handjob from a midget....
Mark Volner





Dec 28 2007 8:16 PM

Chad, you had me at baked potato.
nomadic negro





Dec 22 2007 11:08 PM

Cleaner than a broke dick dog.
nomadic negro





Dec 17 2007 9:25 PM

Rumor has it that Mick Rock will be making an appearnace at Annie's, is this true?
Joe


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Dec 17 2007 5:49 AM

Your comment is neato
Joe


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Dec 15 2007 10:34 AM

I really can't believe you saw Neil Hamburger! Outstanding Sir, Outfucking-standing. That shit is slick, As was the old lady congregation menopause bullshit. (did I come across as cool in this message) knife
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