Chad Lehrman
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100 years old
San Francisco
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Last Login: 6/16/2009
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Chad Lehrman's Comedian Bio
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| Bio | After 9/11 i decided to make some changes in my life. i had been doing some web design for the taliban in afghanistan when i realized that hey i’m an american jew how did i get here? so i got the hell out of there before the US came and i went up to uzbekistan. unhappy there, i took the next camel i could find to kyrgyzstan. had some women troubles there and stole a van to tajkistan. well lemme tell u something- tajkistan sucks! Kept going and ended up full-circle back in afghanistan. by now i was running low on funds so i caught a cheap flight to barcelona where life is a lot more simple and i have a really big tv and high speed internet and a neat game on my cell phone. plus i found a kind spanish woman with large breasts who really understands me. | | Website | chadlehrman.com | | Members | (insert penis joke here) |
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Chad Lehrman's Interests
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| Music | Last Night's Meatloaf, Uh-Oh Its OJ, Paranoid Peanut, oooh I'm Telling Mom, salami for breakfast, Oh No You Didn't Kevin!, Strangers Who Strangle, Why Not Skip Rope?, Kersplachetty, Kersnippity Ding Dong, Cancer Tongues, Don't Make Me Come Over There And Lightly Tickle You, Michael Bolton, Big Titty Little Titty, Talk to the Foot, the Skinny Lesbians, the I Wonder If He Is Just Making These Up | | Movies | The Large Lebowski, The Blue Brothers, Dumb and Really Dumb, Becoming John Malkovich, Ferris Bueller Takes a Day Off and Spends it With His Friends in Downtown Chicago | | Television | I watch Judge Judy every day and if I have to miss it I get depressed. (so please don't call me between 4 and 5 o'clock)
I've seen Deal or No Deal about 10 times and I still can't figure out how it works. What are they trying to do? Is it better to get a big number or a small number? | | Books | The Complete Idiot's Guide to Jokes- check me out on pages 24 and 110. 2 special jokes for all you complete idiots out there. | | Heroes | The Founding Fathers |
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Chad Lehrman's Details
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| Status: | Married | | Here for: | Serious Relationships | | Hometown: | Tucson | | Religion: | Jewish | | Zodiac Sign: | Capricorn | | Children: | Expecting |
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Chad Lehrman's Companies
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SFstandup.com San Francisco, CA US
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Am I going blind or is ticketmaster messing with my head?
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I’ll Make You Waffles!
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my favorite snl skit of all time
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About me:
Chad Lehrman is not one of those comedians that writes his own bio in the third person and then pretends like somebody else wrote it. He would never do that, it's not his style. This bio was written by his imaginary friend, Stinky. I (Stinky) enjoy Chad's comedy very much. I particularly liked watching him on NBC's Last Comic Standing, loved reading his stuff in The Complete Idiot's Guide to Jokes, and especially am fond of seeing his show Comedy Speakeasy, every Wednesday at the legendary Purple Onion in San Francisco.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Peopel who are good spellers.
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