Do Paramedics wear clean underwear just in case they are in an accident? Why can I eat as much as I want, and still weigh less than 200? If a team has two mascots (such as The University of Alabama - "The Elephant" and "The Tide")does that increase their odds of winning when playing an opponent with just one?
Influences
There have been several comic influence in my life: The music of Ray Stevens, and comics such as: the late Lewis Grizzard, James Gregory, Jeff Foxworthy, Larry the Cable Guy, and so many others. Hey Larry, when do you want to tour together?
Members
There are several jokes that come to me throughout the day, and then I think -- what if someone already told that joke? I could be sued for copying someone else's stuff!! In fact, someone has probably already told a joke similar to this, so I better stop now.
TV Shows
I once tried to appear on National TV by getting behind a soldier who was on my flight, coming back from Iraq. I was hoping to pull the classic "Forrest Gump" move and look over his shoulder as he was being interviewed. I then went home and watched CNN and they cut that part out - I wonder why.
I was on the evening news one time talking about the importance of having your car winterized. I just went along with the interview and said it was a good idea.
Films
My other "close" film appearance would be when I was helping clean up a disaster area that had been hit by a tornado and CNN came out to do some coverage. They refused to interview me because I was underage at the time and our house had not been hit by a tornado. I tried to tell them that I had been hit by several other things, but they didn't want to listen.
Chad Maples's Interests
General
Here is a medical term that sounds dirty, but is not: Dorsalis Pedis (It's your foot).
Music
If you have not checked out the video game "Guitar Hero" yet - you should. I actually bought "Guitar Hero II" over the weekend and my wife is hooked on it as well. Not only has she started playing the game - she is really good at it. I never thought that I would see the day when my wife would not only like a video game - but would also kick my tail at it.
Our dogs love to fight! I believe that this fight was started when Henry (the white dog) didn't want to share his chew toy with Mia. Then Mia said something about Henry's mom -- and it was on!!
Puppies Gone Wild Part 2
Who I'd like to meet:
The people I like to meet - are old people. They are funnier than all get out. Just like the other day when my wife was talking to this man who had just ordered breakfast at the Coffee Shop. He started talking about how his Doctor wanted him to be careful about his diet. My wife said, "Do you think you should be eating that? (I think he ordered a muffin). He replied, "No. I have survived a hurricane, tornado, flood, 2 wars, and 4 wives, I think I can survive breakfast!!"
i think it's funny that you went to 'grad/ professional school' haha!! what is professional school anyway? teach you how to be a professional? what different departments to they have? i think i could teach some classes on being professionally awesome!
hey chad!!! i realize now that i don't have a phone number for you. you need to send me an email or something with that in there. i wanted to holler at ya about the tide. ROLL TIDE!!
Hey there Chad, o boy. Chip Chip Cheerio, and a pippy jolly good day to you! Hey, did you know tommorrow is Jason's birthday? We oughta pop in on him and give him a wedgie.
I like your new page layout. Or maybe its not new. Its been so long since I've been on the enter wide web world net. Hey, keep on keepin on. I'll leave you with that. And clear. Thats a rap.
Congrats on the new jobs! Hope all goes well. It's soooooooo busy here now that the girls are in school. And to think I would get some cleaning accomplished!
Hey! Thanks! It's good to be a "myspacer" I finally caught up! Kristy has been helping me for the past hour get set up. Maybe I'll be able to figure all this technical stuff out.
Ok, this is really random. Do you remember one summer at Freed when Sherri Blevins and I were taking a "Stalking Wild Foods" class and we ended up picking mulberries out of a bush in your front yard? I also rememnber spending a lot of time talking to you in the student center. You always made me laugh!
Ok. Mine is from Virginia College, after all the CHAD counts in Florida when Bush won the first time--and you had that shirt that said "Hi, My Name is Chad" with a hanging chad on it LOL Or would that be a torn chad? can't recall-- either way, it was still funny!
