Chad Saunders
Chad Saunders
Chad Saunders Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.

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28 years old
Yas Begas, Nevada
United States



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GeneralI think i've already said enough..

Music


Instead of listing every decent musician I can think of, I figured I would just expell my basic philosophy and then you can use your imagination from there on. Ya dig?

Music is a HUGE passion of mine. I would sell my first born child for a $50 iTunes Gift Card... a full blown polyphonic prostitute. I've been playing guitar for about six years, DJing for four and have recently started experimenting with recording and producing music from my desktop. I suck at all 3 of them, in no particular order. And although I consider myself a pretty shitty musician, I do have impecable taste. My iPod is over 14,000 songs and a virtual gold mine.

I realize I may come off like one of those pretentious, know it all, auditory assholes, but I am appalled by most of what passes for good music these days. In my experiences, I've found one's taste of music usually reflects their creativity, inclination towards self discovery, and overall depth/range of experience; which in turn translates to every other aspect of their life. It truly does tell volumes about a person. Me and shitty music don't get along... and it's not a difference I'm looking to reconcile. I try to appreciate all types of music for what the artist is trying to accomplish, despite my own personal tastes. It doesn't have to be serious or even deep at all, but I prefer it when it offers a creative and original statement(other than bitchez, money and killing people. BORING. I do that shit everyday too...) It has to have a message, otherwise, whats the point?
I can appreciate everything from Elvis Costello to Public Enemy. Joy Division to Johnny Cash. Nine Inch Nails to Nina Simone. I'm not going to take the time to list every obviously great artist, so I'll do my top 5. Pink Floyd, Beck, Incubus, The Kinks, Modest Mouse and Bad Religion. OK, so top six.... screw you if you noticed.

A few new(er) bands heavy in my current rotation are Interpol, Kasabian, LCD Soundsystem, TV on the Radio, James Figurine, Sparta, The Mars Volta, Ambulance ltd, The Dandy Warhols, Hot Chip, The Greenhornes, DFA 1979, The Postal Service, Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin, Living Things, Voxtrot, The Avalanches, Spoon, The Whitest Boy Alive, Sigur Ros, The Presets, The Arcade Fire, Annuals, Bloc Party, The Ponys, The Rapture

MoviesAnything directed by Tarantino, Kubrick or Richard Linklater (especially Waking Life.) Dumb and Dumber, Wedding Crashers, Rushmore, City of God, Lord of War, Office Space, Fight Club, The Departed, Fear and Loathing, Being John Malkovich, Donnie Darko, The Jerk, Garden State, Spun, Blow, Land of the Blind, Mail Order Wife, Tommy Boy, American History X, Ass Blasters 5 (kidding), A Night at the Roxbury, Made, Casino, DIG!, The Big Lebowski, The Fog of War, American Beauty, ect... A HUGE documentary buff... No special effects, gimmicks or excessive plots. Nothing is more powerful or can capture the true essence of life like a good documentary.
TelevisionI like to watch random low budget shitty TV. The channels nobody watches. Some of those shows are the most unintentionally funny things I've ever seen. Since my schedule is kind of erratic, I dont have the opportunity to tune in same Bat-time, same Bat-Channel. So I like to buy series when they come out on DVD or iTunes and watch them at my leisure: LOST, Sopranos, The Wire, Family Guy, South Park, Pen + Teller: Bullshit! (smartest show on TV.), Californication, Mr. Show, Saturday Night Live, The Daily Show, Wonder Showzen, The Soup, Arrested Development, Entourage, The Ali G Show. And of course... CNN and random History + Discovery Channel programs.
BooksI read like a MOFO. I have a tendency to juggle 5 or 6 books at a time. For the most part, I like to read for content, not entertainment. I can't stand murder/mysteries and cheesy romance/drama novels. I enjoy a lot of philosophical, science(natural and social)and political books. Mostly Non-fiction, but some fiction, as long as it provokes the mind. I'm sure I could go on forever here, but I'll try not to. A few of my reccomendations are: The Seven Mysteries of Life, The History of Western Philosophy, Sex Drugs and Cocoa Puffs, What Every American Should Know About The Rest Of The World, Straw Dogs, The Spike, Radical Evolution, A Peoples History of The United States, Breaking Open the Head, Freakonomics, No Logo, The Virtue of Selfishness, 10 Things You Cant Say In America, The Jesus Mysteries, The End of Faith, The God Delusion, A Brave New World, 1984, The Brothers Karamazov, War and Peace, A Heartbreaking Work Of Staggering Genius, Geek Love and anything by Hunter S. Thompson, Chuck Palahniuk (Fight Club, Choke, Haunted) Kurt Vonnegut (Cat's Cradle, Siren's of Titan.) or HOWARD BLOOM (The Lucifer Principle, Global Brain, The Soul in the Machine.) Brilliant writers!! I also have a tendency to randomly read the dictionary, almanacs, ect. I tried to read all the Encyclopedias once, but I only made it about half way through the A's. (Did you know that an Abolone is a type of snail with 5 assholes?)
HeroesAll of the great minds that have shaped this world for the better. Good teachers and good parents.

     Chad Saunders's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:I come from a family of Nomads
Body type:6' 3" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:In college
Occupation:Nightclub Diplomat
Income:$100,000 to $150,000

   Chad Saunders's Schools
University Of Nevada-Las Vegas
Las Vegas, NV
Graduated: N/A
Degree: In Progress
Major: Marketing
Minor: Philosophy
 

2004 to Present
Bishop Gorman High School
Las Vegas, NV
Graduated: 1999
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1997 to 1999



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About me:

Before I divulge anything about myself I would just like to make it explicitly clear that the creator of this "space" in no way endorses the products and views expressed in the advertisements on this page. Unless it's an iPod... iPod is GOD incarnate!!! It should also be noted that I've pretty much deserted MySpace for Facebook about a year ago. Sorry I don't have grainy pictures of myself half naked in the bathroom, this month's house anthem, and a cool pie chart that tells you which Spice Girl I am. Believe me when I say I plan on catching up REAL soon.

Nonetheless, I can assure you that the lameness of this profile is in a direct inverse proportion to that of my actual life; I spend a great deal of time going out with my 3 dimensional friends, clubs, concerts, pools, I'm game for pretty much anything that's social. I've been in the Las Vegas hospitality industry for about 5 years now and have played various roles in some of it's landmark venues & events, such as Body English, Rehab, Empire Ballroom, TAO, TAO Beach and most recently Wet Republic, the beautiful new $30 Million Ultra Pool at the MGM Grand.

So that's all fine & dandy, but none of thats actually ME. It's just what I DO. So who am I then? Aharrr...

This might take a minute.

I'm the type of guy, that when I'm washing my hair in the morning, I tend to squeeze way more shampoo into my hand than I actually need. I guess that says that I want more out of life. Or maybe it says that I'm careless, over-analyze everything and speak in stupid metaphors all the time. Either way, I have really clean hair...

Like most people, I was born an assemblage of mystery and contradiction that I have only begun to unravel. I still maintain the wide eyed fascination of a child and have a very keen interest in philosophy, politics, history and the sciences... any and all aspects of the human condition in general.

Although it's entirely impossible, I want to write a book one day that pretty much explains the whole world away in a couple hundred pages and sets the masses of humanity straight. I've already started it and so far it sucks immensely...

In my experience, I find the brain to be the largest erogenous zone, and I've been assured that mine's one sexy bitch. I tend to be very skeptical of authority, conventional wisdom and anything involving faith. My feelings are that we should be teaching people HOW to think, not WHAT to think. A firm believer in "the golden mean," polarity and keeping a balance in one's life. I despise classifications and love frolicking in the grey area that abounds. If there is one thing I cant stand its zealots, overcompensators, and narrow minded people who think they've got the whole world pegged. I believe a true mark of intelligence is admitting how clueless you really are in the face of such vast wonder... I am deeply cynical at times, but in the healthiest of ways, and have long been a fan of irony, sarcasm and universal folly. I have way too many hobbies and responsibilities to keep up with and my time is a riddle that I don't have time to solve. My life gets pretty hectic sometimes, but when it comes down to it, I consider myself one of the most content, fun loving and well grounded people I know.
Who I'd like to meet:

Hmmm... My first choice would probably have to be my long lost twin brother... that would be pretty wild. As long as he's not looking for money... or a kidney. OK, who else? How about a girl that I could have an actual conversation with without her staring at my junk every 20 seconds. Seriously ladies, eyes up top, have some class...

So I guess now would be an ideal spot to slip in some sort of generic self-romanticizing notion about wanting to meet "real" people who can "stimulate" me. But the truth of the matter is... I know how to stimulate myself. uhhhh. And besides, every dipshit on the planet thinks that they're the real deal. Being overly critical of others doesn't make you any more "real" than the tits in this town.

That being said, I get along pretty well with just about everybody... even total idiots. Given the nature of my line of work, I tend to know a lot of people. I have a VAST amount of friends, but only a few very close ones. I didn't join Myspace to find my next soul-mate of the month and I'm convinced that every girl I meet on here is really a creepy 55 year old man or trying to sell me penis pills and ringtones. I'm really just on here for networking, occasional bouts of people watching and keeping in touch with the almighty Tom...


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SIN CITY's diamond girL ANGELA

SIN CITY's diamond girL ANGELA



Jul 28 2009 9:08 AM

Suppp
♥ Miss MaginLee @ The Bank Nightclub

Magin Allred



Feb 3 2009 5:33 AM

Long time no talk.... hope all is well sweetie:)
Just Jess....

Jessica Blair



Jul 6 2009 11:57 AM

I'm still pushing your blogs on people like this guy pushes Miley Cyrus.
☆ †CRYSTALiNA† ☆

Crystalina McMartin



Jul 2 2009 6:03 AM

Hey you... hows things going?
JOYMAMA

JOYMAMA



May 27 2009 7:49 PM

hey beard good seeing you this weekend...like always =D
you looked a little busy....
just a little bit though ;)
Lance Sherman | Let Loose Entertainment

Lance Sherman



Apr 19 2009 7:27 AM

Chad Really Happy Our Careers finally crossed paths Good times and great $ ahead!!!
Frank G. "MML" Roca Network

Frank G. "MML" Roca Network



Apr 27 2009 1:06 PM

What up bro, gearing up to go Vegas may23-26, get back on ur venues?
Cat Begović

Cat Begović



Apr 15 2009 10:09 AM

babe! seriously - we need to catch up.
everything going ok? I miss you
LION KING!

Steve Davis Isfahani



Apr 5 2009 7:06 PM

YYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! HOLLLL ATCHYA BOY!!!!
Rachael Chérie @ XS & Drai's

Rachael Chérie @ XS & Drai's



Apr 1 2009 1:24 AM

Good seeing you briefly last night!! :) Looking forward to Wet Republic!! yayy for summatime!! ;)

<3
☠Susie-Q☠ ™ @ ROK [A.O.D]

☠Susie-Q☠ ™ @ ROK [A.O.D]



Mar 29 2009 12:08 AM

Congrats on the new gig!!! It's nice seeing your handsome face again :)
♥♡ Sarah ♥♡

Sarah Laughter



Mar 2 2009 2:05 AM

OUT WITH THE OLD AND IN WITH THE NEW

brie SMITH



Mar 12 2009 7:43 AM

How have u been me and my girls r coming up there the end of the month 6hotties
Mary

Mary Scott



Feb 25 2009 12:16 AM

Yes but I dont let him get online anymore. He was caught masturbating to dirty photos and left stuffing all over my computer screen.
Rachael Chérie @ XS & Drai's

Rachael Chérie @ XS & Drai's



Jan 7 2009 11:48 PM

Hi Chad, how are you?? Haven't seen you in a bit, hope you are doing well!! :) So I was entered in this contest for work- If you vote for me & I win the 10k, I'll give you some of the winnings!! ;) help a girl out please- thanks!!

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Michelle Kellie

Michelle Kellie



Jan 4 2009 9:09 AM

Thanks for the Add gorgeous!
Chandella

Chandella



Dec 27 2008 1:45 PM

Where have you been? I feel like i haven't seen you in forever.
Tracy

Tracy



Dec 29 2008 10:33 PM

Just got back into town last night. I hope you had a nice holiday.
JOYMAMA

JOYMAMA



Dec 27 2008 12:51 AM

hey beard how are you enjoying kwanza? or whatever it is you celebrate? hope youre doing great =D lips is gving you mucho beso y tamales por baby jesus' birthday xoxoxoxoxoxo
Mae

Mae



Dec 12 2008 8:05 PM

How's CNN?
Crystal Ann

Crystal Ann



Dec 12 2008 2:45 PM

ive decided that there's too much hype about how awesome i am....and yes it is before 7 am..i think its' cruel that anyone should ever have to wake up this early!
*tExT kiTteN*

*tExT kiTteN*



Dec 7 2008 3:10 AM

Hey stud! Glad to see you thursday, always great running into you! I'm excited for all that's going on in your life. Til next time... Xo
Annalisa SJ

Annalisa SJ



Dec 1 2008 3:16 AM

Hey Chad! How was your Thanksgiving weekend?Just wanted to say hi! hugs
Mike Cardella

Mike Cardella



Nov 30 2008 1:35 PM

She's definitely got some spunk. We should all wreak some havoc on a day off.
♥BEAN

♥BEAN



Nov 30 2008 10:44 AM

Miss your face and our pineapple shots!! Xo xo
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