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Chad Zumock
Veterans/Legends / Stand-Up / Alternative
Buy my album "Accomplishing Nothing" on iTunes today!

Male
59 years old
Ice Planet of Hoth
United States



Last Login: 7/16/2009
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Websitechadzumock.com (AIM- zumockzman3)
Influences"Sometimes I feel like I don't have a partner"
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TV ShowsUCLA Cheerleaders love KSU Ballers
FilmsMe, Ryan Dalton, Steve Byrne completely sober in Cleveland.
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    Chad Zumock's Interests
GeneralArm-Wrestling. (This is the only thing I'm interested in)
Music

This is what I like in no order

1) Non-Copyrighted Music
2) Anything that plays at the drug store
3) The theme song to "Airwolf"
4) Beastie Boys (Paul's Boutique- Check your head era)
5) Red Hot Chili Peppers (Freaky Styley era)
6) Jay-Z
7) Rage Against the Machine
8) Eric B & Rakim
8) The White Stripes

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Movies

I only like sequals

1) Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol
2) Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood
3) Cannonball Run II
4) The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
5) Anything on "Lifetime"

TelevisionThis is my Grandma. She knows Karate!

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Books.. "The Diary of Anne Frank" and "Confessions of an Heiress," by Paris Hilton.
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Groups: Q's CrewL.A. COMEDY SCENENYC Underground Comedy FestKent State Basketball FansComedy Mass SundayJack Hammer's Drunken CircusNet Comedy TV HollywoodTHE UNDERGROUND

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     Chad Zumock's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Hometown:Kent, Ohio (Where Those Wacky Kids Got Shot)
Body type:5' 9" / Body builder
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Children:Undecided
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Full-Fledged Jack-Off

   Chad Zumock's Schools
Kent State University-Main Campus
Kent,Ohio
Graduated: 2001
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Clubs: Kent State Men's Intramural Basketball Champions 1999 (Greatest achievement ever!) Image hosting by Photobucket
 

1995 to 2001

   Chad Zumock's Networking
Television - Talent - Comedian
Let's Network! Come on, it will be annoying!!!

   Chad Zumock's Companies
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Los Angeles, California US
Contributing Editor, Featured Writer
www.thephatphree.com

1996-Present
Excessive Masturbating Inc.
Cleveland, Ohio US
President

1998-Present
www.tragicallyunemployed.com
www.tragicallyunemployed.com, US




Chad Zumock's Clips [View All Clips]
Clips: 10 Total Plays: 6985 Plays Today: 2
Dressed for Success (Rock the Sweatervest)
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No Sleep Till Brooklyn!!
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Chad Zumock being Heckled!
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DUI School
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Public Service Announcement
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Boobie!
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Gotham Comedy Club Set
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Fired
Fired rating
Comedy On The Road (Hollywood Improv)
Comedy On The Road (Hollywood Improv) rating
My Friend Jim
My Friend Jim rating
 

   Upcoming Gigs
Jul 8 2009 9:00P
The Winchester w/ Hot Carl and Mike Polk Lakewood OH
Jul 9 2009 8:00P
Pittsburgh Improv (w/ Lynne Koplitz) Homestead PA
Jul 10 2009 8:00P
Pittsburgh Improv (w/ Lynne Koplitz) 2 shows 8 & 10 Homestead PA
Jul 11 2009 7:00P
Pittsburgh Improv (w/ Lynne Koplitz) 2 shows 7 & 9 Homestead PA
Jul 12 2009 7:00P
Pittsburgh Improv (w/ Lynne Koplitz) Homestead OH
Jul 14 2009 8:00P
Juniors Comedy Club (Featuring for Julia Lillis) Erie PA
Jul 15 2009 9:00P
Brothers Lounge (w/ Jason Lawhead & Bill Squire) Cleveland OH
Jul 23 2009 8:00P
Bogey’s Comedy Club (w/ Ryan Dalton) Willoughby Hills OH
Jul 24 2009 8:00P
Bogey’s Comedy Club (w/ Ryan Dalton) Willoughby Hills OH
Jul 25 2009 8:00P
Bogey’s Comedy Club (w/ Ryan Dalton) Willoughby Hills OH
Jul 31 2009 10:30P
Thunder Road w/ Joe Howard, Mike Farrell, Hot Carl, and Maria Borgio Brunswick OH
Aug 8 2009 9:30P
lovellee’s Cleveland OH
Aug 20 2009 8:00P
Cleveland Improv Cleveland OH
Aug 25 2009 8:30P
The Funny Stop (w/ Ryan Dalton) Cuyahoga Falls OH
Aug 26 2009 8:30P
The Funny Stop (w/ Ryan Dalton) Cuyahoga Falls OH
Aug 27 2009 8:30P
The Funny Stop (w/ Ryan Dalton) cuyahoga Falls OH
Aug 28 2009 8:30P
The Funny Stop (2 shows 8 & 10pm) Cuyahoga Falls OH
Aug 29 2009 8:30P
The Funny Stop (2 shows 8 & 10pm) Cuyahoga Falls OH
Sep 17 2009 8:00P
Cleveland Improv Cleveland OH
Sep 18 2009 8:00P
Cleveland Improv 2 shows (8pm & 10pm) c OH
Sep 19 2009 8:00P
Cleveland Improv 2 shows (8pm & 10pm) Cleveland OH
Sep 20 2009 8:00P
Cleveland Improv 2 shows (8pm & 10pm) Cleveland OH
Sep 24 2009 8:00P
Dayton Funnybone (w/ Tony Rock) Dayton OH
Sep 25 2009 7:30P
Dayton Funnybone (w/ Tony Rock) 2 shows Dayton OH
Sep 26 2009 7:30P
Dayton Funnybone (w/ Tony Rock) 2 shows Dayton OH
Sep 27 2009 7:30P
Dayton Funnybone (w/ Tony Rock) Dayton OH
Oct 22 2009 8:00P
Deja Vu Comedy Club (w/ Ben Gleib & Ryan Dalton) Columbia MO
Oct 23 2009 8:00P
Deja Vu Comedy Club (w/ Ben Gleib & Ryan Dalton) Columbia MO
Oct 24 2009 8:00P
Deja Vu Comedy Club (w/ Ben Gleib & Ryan Dalton) Columbia MO

Chad Zumock's Latest Blog Entry  [Subscribe to this Blog]

The new video is here!! DRESSED FOR SUCCESS!!  (view more)

Chad Zumock: Important Man  (view more)

Beastie Boys "Check Your Head"  (view more)

I went and saw Fleetwood Mac on Friday  (view more)

Red Hot Chili Peppers - Yertle the Turtle - nozems-a-gogo  (view more)

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   Chad Zumock's Blurbs

Chad Zumock is a struggling trucker who's trying to rebuild his life. After the death of his ex-wife, he tried to make amends with his son who he left behind years earlier. Upon their first meeting, his son doesn't think too highly of him until he entered the nation-wide arm wrestling competition in Las Vegas. Chad is also very conscience that his life is errily similar to the plot of the Sylvester Stallone movie, "Over The Top"

"Reminds me of me when I was older" -Nick Swardson

"Chad is a very funny man. Like Seinfeld, only totally different.""-Ben Gleib<>

"Chad is a very talented young man" - DL Hughley

Dressed for Success (Rock the Sweatervest) - ComedyJuice.com
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   Chad Zumock's Friend Space (Top 24)
Chad Zumock has 1614 friends.
 The Sweater Vest Army 


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 sam tripoli 


 JEFFREY ROSS 


 Bill Squire 


 Jim Tews 


 Ryan Dalton 


 Aaron McBride 


 Nick Swardson 


 Beder 


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Chad Zumock's Friends Comments
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Jul 15 2009 8:50 PM

Odyssey Michaels





Jul 8 2009 3:54 AM

That's how I do it, homey!  I see you're still using it.  And if you're using it, then it can't be out of style.
Mike Rumsey





Jun 9 2009 5:14 PM

Good luck with the show wish I could make it out
Jessica





Jun 6 2009 2:34 AM

always & forever...you are the wings above my wind!!!
IM SO 3003 your so S-4-P !





May 20 2009 12:48 AM

did you quit drinking ???? the eastside is gay. start hanging out on the westside of the C-L-E with the big boys. I'm making a shirt that says "I love Chad Zumack" its gonna have detachable sleeves that turns into a sweater vest
JESS BOBBY





Apr 15 2009 5:21 PM

Ryan K.I.





Apr 12 2009 7:31 PM

I didn't even know there ever was a spiderman tv show that wasn't a cartoon! lol
Marv





Apr 3 2009 3:17 AM

Hey Chad. I think it is great you going to LA. That takes balls man. And your doing great. Don't let a few haters keep you away. You have plenty of people in Cleveland in your corner.
A J Finney





Apr 1 2009 1:01 PM

Thanks for being a friend!
-AJ
Natalie





Mar 30 2009 8:41 PM

You were sooo funny last night in Irvine!! I thought you were the best one! When are you coming back??
Terry





Mar 25 2009 8:14 PM

Hey Chad from work! How about getting some beers after work this week. I'm free every single night.
Stephen Cox





Mar 10 2009 5:10 PM

Thanks for the Add

All the Best

The Coxman
Danielle





Feb 26 2009 3:39 PM

Hey u sweatervest pharm rep!! lol When u comin back to cleveland??
A l l i s o n





Feb 18 2009 12:28 PM

Holla!!!! Your coming back to the Burgh in July! yay!!! Make sure you bring full blown security this time, and book your hotel early so your not stuck in Cranberry! ;)

p.s.
So jealous your going to Irvine with Anjelah!
ROCK @ Hard Rock Hotel





Feb 5 2009 5:12 AM

It was before the madness....get your ass out here in march!!
Comedian Ryan Maher





Feb 3 2009 9:18 PM

Hey there, thanks for the add. Feel free to stop by my page any time to watch one of my videos, read a blog, and check out upcoming gigs and tv/radio appearances. Leave me a comment or send a message to let me know what you think. If you like what you see, hear, and read be sure to spread the word and tell your friends!!!! Thanks for the support, keep laughing and keep in touch.

Take Care,
Ryan Maher
Dick





Feb 3 2009 12:02 PM

thank you for the add!i'm really appreciate!
Dick





Feb 3 2009 11:56 AM

there's no a star in heaven that we can't reach!
THE RICK





Feb 3 2009 8:59 AM

Awesome bro
Marv





Feb 3 2009 3:41 AM

Congrats on being the Featured comic!
Ally





Feb 2 2009 6:28 PM

No man theres no party here! :)
Twitter.com/JDFelip™





Feb 2 2009 3:41 PM

Thanks Chad!!! (now I can sleep soundly)
Sarah





Feb 2 2009 2:35 PM

So nice to hear from you!
nick





Feb 1 2009 11:03 PM

hey is there an age restriction to your strongsville show?
Amanda





Jan 31 2009 2:01 PM

hey handsome! you were awesome at kent!
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