Clix aka The Botanist

www.myspace.com/ChainsawBeer

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  • Brandon Emerson

  • 28 / Male
  • Phoenix, Arizona, US
  • Last Login: 7/11/2009

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Interests

  • General

    Computers, Photography (I shoot many formats but mainly digital now with a 12.8 megapixel canon EOS 5d), Java, Iced Mocha, Kindergarten Cop, programming, Piercings (I've got 15 of 'em including 1/2" in each ear with 2 transverses in each, tongue(0g), both nipples, 00g septum, ampallang, apadravya, and a 3 ring scrotum ladder.) I had to take out 2 of my tongue piercings due to some dental work a while back :-(
  • Music

    praga khan, lords of acid, grand buffet, Run DMC, green jelly, green jello, aphex twin, johnny cash, photek, willie nelson, voigt kampf, kenny rogers, pink, Dead Milkmen, Minstrels of Mayhem, Roni Size, Shy FX, UK Apache, dr octogon, ninja man, venetian snares
  • Movies

    Kindergarten Cop, Dead Alive, Pulp Fiction, City of the lost children, Clockwork Orange, Amelie, Disorderlies, Red Headed Stranger, Cemetery Man, Shakiest Gun In the West, Blackbeard's Ghost, Tron, Almost an Angel, Leonard Part 6, Jules et Jim
  • Television

    The Daily Show.Seinfeld
  • Books

    The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys, Youth in Revolt, The Obnoxious Jerks, 1984, Johnny Got his Gun, Brave New World, Animal Farm, Silence of The Lambs
  • Heroes

    John Kimble, Ghengis Khan, Donkey Kong, Scott Norton

Details

  • Status: In a Relationship
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: Cincinnati
  • Orientation: Not Sure
  • Body type: 5' 8" / Average
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Other
  • Zodiac Sign: Virgo
  • Children: I don't want kids
  • Smoke / Drink: No / No
  • Education: In college
  • Occupation: Photographer
  • Income: $45,000 to $60,000

Schools

Networking

  • I've been doing studio style photography for quite a while now and I've got my lighting rig nearly fully decked out. I currently shoot with a Canon 20D digital SLR.

Companies

iTwitter

Truth Box

Blurbs

About me:

I'm a clean cut type from phoenix AZ, although I don't make a big deal about it or anything, I mean, I've never gotten drunk (I tried one time on a cruise and drank a LOT but not even tipsy... I was confused, and so as a result I will have a glass of wine here and there, but that's about it), drawn on a cigarette, or done drugs, but I don't make a huge deal about it, no XXX tattoos or violence towards people who don't make it their lifestyle, I'm pretty much a live and let live type guy. I do a little of everything, from photography to selling glow toys and throwing raves. My primary interests are computers and photography, especially stop motion animation featuring people. As you can tell from my school list, I've been to a TON of colleges and recently I decided (actually right after tattooing my name on my head in binary) that I hated computer science, and I'm going to finish a degree in photography, so before long, it's back to ASU I go.
I've gotten back into the rave scene pretty heavily and as you can tell from one of my profile photos, I run a vendor table selling glowsticks, light toys, candy and snacks, and all that other good happiness. I've got a photo gallery of my rave images living here on ClixBagofTricks.com. I also run a rave vending business called Clix Bag of Tricks selling glowsticks and other happy toys. Wanna get in contact with me? IM me (aim) at: OriginalSlacker (at home) OR MrChainsawBeer (at work or on my PDA)

Who I'd like to meet:

I want to meet people who remind me of a cross between John Kimble and Ghengis Khan and girls with spikey hair! Oh yeah... friends that won't fall in love with my girlfriends and vice versa

Comments

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  • Jul 9 2009 8:43 PM

    you know, I am surprised we didnt get banned from more places,
  • Jul 7 2009 6:31 AM

    I'm not fibbing I just havent jumped up & thought about changing it
  • Jul 7 2009 1:00 AM

    Clix: King of Little Blipping Lights n shyte!
  • Jul 4 2009 4:13 PM

  • Jul 3 2009 6:27 AM

    CLix my brotha how ya been. im comin back to arizona for the summer.
    how was HTID?
    alot better than canada im sure =)
    hit me up my brotha. ill be back next week, we should chill my friend
  • Jul 3 2009 2:31 AM

    Funny thing happend when i got this name.
    it started a lilttle like this,
    there was  this  awsmly cool guy
    and i thhough to my self i should talk to him and get to know him and while im at it i should bug him
    so i started talking to him little by little and got to know him and stuff
    then one day!! POOF! problem apeared
    and i was like hmm i need a new name///maybe this awsmly cool guy can help me!
    and he did
    so now my name is instant noodles
  • Jul 1 2009 6:45 AM

    *thinking of u*
  • Jun 29 2009 11:34 AM

    i miss you :) we need to hang out soon :D
  • Jun 28 2009 7:47 PM

  • Jun 27 2009 10:10 PM

    getting nailed, eh? what? need me to hang you up? lol.
  • Jun 27 2009 2:26 PM

    probably because Bella rocks my world...and I have no gag reflex.
  • Jun 26 2009 10:47 PM

    Ted! You cant batch add your photos like that. Myspace makes them f'ed up.
  • Jun 26 2009 10:25 PM

  • Jun 26 2009 1:10 AM

    i miss you!
  • Jun 24 2009 9:37 PM

    Glad to hear you made it back safe. Hell yeah! Holland 2010
  • Jun 24 2009 7:55 PM

    yo u did!? im excited to see what it is!   haha the other day i found a tie that had buttholes all over it and was hella soft like a babys bottom, reminded me of something youd like 
  • Jun 24 2009 5:50 AM

    Are you a bad enough dude to hit your own dick with a hammer?
  • Jun 22 2009 9:54 PM

    Glad you are home... Let's hang soon!
  • SERCNM LIGHTNING Online Now!

    Jun 19 2009 11:20 PM

    aww i miss you too
    we need to go for a ride or just hangout soon!
  • Jun 19 2009 5:18 AM

    So so so how is your trip!! I miss you wish I would have seen you before you left?!?! When you coming back???
  • Jun 17 2009 10:04 PM


    ONE NIGHT AFFAIR w/Tranzit, Michael James @ PCL
    ONE NIGHT AFFAIR w/Tranzit, Michael James @ PCL
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  • Jun 17 2009 7:27 PM

    2NITE@CREAM//MARK KNIGHT//TURNER&HEIT//&dJ CASPER




    />REDUCED COVER TILL 11:30PM
    AND 1ST DRINK ON EVENTVIBE
    CONTACT ME FOR LIST!!!

  • Jun 16 2009 9:31 AM

    Oh you luckyyyyy p00p :P

    How is it there?????

    I miss you too!!!!
  • Jun 16 2009 9:29 AM

    How's the sun? Wait fuck the sun. How about the party?!!!