About me: Chainsaw Buffet (dawt comm, ya'll) is a humor website run by a bunch of know-it-all otaku with computers. Behold our mighty satire!! And our MySpace page!!! Why would a humor website need a MySpace? Because even your grandparent's dog, Dwight Eisenhower, has one, that's why. Now mind your business!
Oh, and visit our website, kaes? And be our friends!
Pretty please!?
Who I'd like to meet: Al Gore.
He invented the tubes the internets go in, after all. And we like the internets.
Oh, and Tom. He was my MySpace friend even before I made my MySpace page!!
Oh, and everyone else on the internet ... they all use MySpace, right?