burke's the butcher, hare's the thief
"we are lunatics from the hospital up the highway, psycho-ceramics, the cracked pots of mankind."

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Status:Single
Hometown:the sticks
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Occupation:neer-do-well

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East Tennessee State University
Johnson City, TN
Graduated: N/A
Major: history and English
 

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Jul 16 2008 10:50 PM

oh. you and the manilow. your love affair amazes me.
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Jul 13 2008 11:34 AM

yeah, it was awesome to have you over. we must definitely do it soon. though, i will admit, i feel a little lame when you come over. i feel like i bore you or you're uncomfortable. i know! next time i'll have british people over too!! then we can all have a good laugh and a good time. *wonders where i can find british people in j.c.*

you're pretty much awesome my friend. and as for tea? i'd love some. just not herbal.
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Jul 12 2008 6:20 PM

yeah. i was stoked about it too. i'm really glad Abe had more of a part in it, that made me happy.

and barry manilow can come hang out with neutral milk hotel anytime. they've been floating around in my head for like a week now.
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Jul 8 2008 8:13 AM

no. i was totally unaware that you got a kitten. that's awesome.

call me or come by today if you can. or this week. or whenever. i miss you so bad.
it pains me ally, PAINS!
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Jul 6 2008 12:26 PM

the cheapest way?! it's the ONLY way. it's in style, didn't you know?

oh man. i miss you. we need to talk more.
Penultimate





Jun 29 2008 7:37 PM

Yeah. You Are My Sister isn't depressing, but it makes you want to cry with the beauty of it. Sort of happy, glorius tears.
I recommend a download of Hitler, it's louder. And the piano is amazing.
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Jun 29 2008 1:58 PM

that idea...
....sounds like the best idea in the world. for serious. texas would be really cool, but it's hot there. and my delicious cake confections would attract fire ants, and they would come destroy our store and all of your art. or at least that's how i imagine it. so. let's go to england, where the weather is sorta blah and so are most of the upper class people!! it's got everything! tea, moustaches (crazy ones at that), accents, funny names...you can't go wrong.
and no fire ants!
Summer





Jun 28 2008 11:08 AM

Thank you! *bwah* And yes, I totally almost peed myself when I saw the trailor....I'm sOoOo excited. Shame on you for nerding out! ...In fact, I may go blog about that right now.
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Jun 28 2008 10:54 AM

no. it isn't the mom from the oblongs. but it would be neat if she did find us in an alley. actually, that would be creepy. it's a dog. and she looks like the RCA dog. she's awesome.
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Jun 25 2008 3:19 PM

you need to come meet pickles. she's great. she found us in an ally last night. pretty much the cutest thing ever. well. next to diesel.
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Jun 25 2008 1:16 AM

Yeah! He's amazing yet incredibly elusive.

I like Hope There's Someone too, as well as You Are My Sister, My Lady Story and Spiralling.

Have you heard Paddy's Gone or Hitler In My Heart? Paddy's Gone gave me the greatest influx of grief I have experienced in a long time. And Hitler In My Heart is just plain mad.
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Jun 24 2008 3:29 PM

HAHA!! You have it as your page song! ROCK!!

And a cup of pork and beans? I know. I don't want that. That's who.

So, job hunt isn't hunting too well. The jobs, they keep running away. Come by anyway, cause' from the looks of it, we won't have to re-schedule.
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Jun 22 2008 9:10 AM

earl grey?! YES PLEASE!!

and hanging out isn't a problem. I'm unemployed, remember? Just come by whenever. Um...I'm usually at home after 2 pm, Adam has the car by then to go to work, so....yeah. totally available.
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Jun 21 2008 11:23 AM

This is why you have to go with me.

http://youtube. com/watch?v=eELH0ivexKA

Not only is this pretty much the funniest thing I've seen in forever, but it almost made me cry from memories of living with you. I'm serious Ally. This is great. And you have to go now. You have to. You're going to go and meet him and marry him. It's destiny.
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Jun 21 2008 10:49 AM

Oh my god I know. British teeth. After I got off the phone with you, Paula came over and we watched The Holiday. Have you seen it? I liked it oddly enough. More signs.

So yes. Um..come hang out with me one day. I miss you greatly my dear friend.
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Jun 21 2008 3:59 AM

I agree with your admiration of Antony & The Johnsons. Have you heard 'Free At Last'? That song alarmed me slightly. Alot of his/her songs are alarming in a soft soothing sort of way. Which is even more alarming.
Daniel





Jun 20 2008 11:35 PM

Thought this might be to your liking... http://news. ninemsn. com. au/article. aspx?id=580154

I'm thinking about getting my 'shuffle' on for next year!
Summer





Jun 17 2008 12:19 AM

Hello to you as well! And yeah, I get "awwwwww" a whole lot now :> 'Specially now that the belly pokes out. I could punch someone's teeth out at this point and they'd still think I'm adorable.
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Jun 16 2008 2:51 PM

i would LOVE tea in an english country garden. with mac and cheese.

man. i really miss those days. we WILL get to england one day. i am serious about moving there. each day i think, "man...ally and i...we could be in lands end, sipping tea, talking to justin...."

rock.
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Jun 16 2008 4:12 AM

tis quite alright my good friend. i can always call you again.

and yes. we do need to hang. i need you to balance out the crazy that is my life. god. i swear, me and dramatic situations are like b.f.f.s. we hang out a lot.
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Jun 15 2008 7:17 PM

when it comes to friends, you're pretty much the best one ever.

but when it comes to me being a friend...i guess i kinda blow.

this is my way of saying, sorry i'm such a d-bag. :( i love you.
The future Mrs. Holland!





Jun 14 2008 6:57 PM

Look at my new glasses! So freakin' excited. Also, Stevi's comment-OH.MY.GOD.
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Jun 14 2008 11:56 AM

you are my best friend.
the end.
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Jun 11 2008 8:13 PM

i was bummed because i thought my fish was dying. again. but he's not. adam saved him. he's good like that. he's like the fish whisperer. but if he would have died, it would have been ok. i would have froze him. at least until i could have learned to make a keychain out of him.
Jensi





Jun 7 2008 2:04 PM

Heyyyyy! Not too much has been going on besides work work work. Its annoying. lol.
Whats going on over there?
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Jun 4 2008 5:46 PM

blue plum. it's an outdoor festival. it's this friday and saturday. i'm going on saturday, with a few friends. not sure who all is going to go, but you're more than welcome. just call me.
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Jun 4 2008 4:02 AM

yeah. i need to buy season 3 real bad. then season 4. yep. i know what my overtime is going towards. i am seriously bummed out though. i should start re-watching all the seasons. that's not a bad idea at all...

have you given thought to going to the blue plum festival? i mean, it'll be hot as crap, but, it might be fun?
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Jun 3 2008 8:24 PM

hey. hey. hey.
what's up?
hangin' out...
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Jun 3 2008 3:36 PM

yeah. i don't know anything. it blows. i'm so mad. i watched the first half of the season (i don't remember it) before it went on break. but i didn't catch it when it started back. i'm pretty bummed.
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Jun 2 2008 7:53 PM

yeah. want to know a sick burn?

i missed the whole second half of the season. i have no idea what happened on lost.

bummer on me eh?
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Jun 1 2008 8:00 AM

thank ya for the hair compliment. i enjoy my new haircut, i do. it rocks. and they had to thin my hair out to get it like this, so i partially bald half the time, it's so neat.

and yeah, that cake was pretty cool, wasn't it?
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May 29 2008 7:32 PM

technically it scratched me too, but i see what you're saying.

also about hanging out tomorrow? yeah. they're making us work because we're short on hours. this is the fourth fucking weekend in a row i've had to work. it's getting old now. i'm really sorry.
Jensi





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May 28 2008 7:35 PM

so...i just got bit by a cat. no. really. i got bit by a wild cat, on my index finger....just now...it's bleeding...


you know what this means right?

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May 28 2008 4:10 AM

i am off friday. i have errands to run, such as paying the rent, etc., but you are more than welcome to come run them with me. then you can use my office and maybe we can go to lunch. yeah. let's do lunch. like old people do.
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May 27 2008 6:00 PM

we really need to hang out sometime soon. i miss you dearly friend. you're fantastic.
Jensi





May 22 2008 8:48 AM

I think your dream was subconsiously trying to tell you that you think I AM a little person. Damn. Sucks being short. Angry dyslexic midgets UNTIE! lol.
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May 21 2008 6:12 AM

let me borrow that top.
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May 21 2008 4:21 AM

so my job sucks. i hate it. it takes up all of my time. i mean sure, all i have to do is sit on the phone and look people up, i don't even have to call them anymore really. just look em' up. but god. it takes up all of my hanging out time. i'm sorry. i suck as a friend. hopefully i get to see ya soon. maybe this weekend. who knows.
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May 18 2008 12:00 PM

Someone hit me last month....so now the search is on. Its pretty wrecked, still drivable, but ugly.
Jensi





May 17 2008 10:44 AM

I'm currently bumming around while looking for a job. I must have one soon, because dad is helping me get a car, since the other one was wrecked. lol.
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May 17 2008 9:51 AM

yes. hanging out should indeed happen. purplish red is awesome. that would look super good on you. my hair is nifty. i want to put color in it. the cut, i don't know. the best way to describe it is rocker trashy. i dig it. we need to hang out sometime soon though, i do agree with you. i miss you my friend.
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May 17 2008 8:42 AM

i got my haircut yesterday. it's neat. it's...different. i love it. it's sort of a crazy mess of a cut....kinda looks like linda, the lady on the wedding singer that adam sandler doesn't marry. except curly. i'll post pictures of it.

i like the blonde. i