Glide Magazine: "Is there any doubt that Chalant's 'Suck My Pussy' is gonna go gold?"
NY Magazine: "In this classy new track, Chalant's front woman, Jenital Candies, cops to seducing her manager at Wendy's to get an extra 50 cents an hour. If she was trying to make us feel bad about downloading her music for free, mission accomplished."
Fuck Break
Twice on Sunday
Can I Use my Thumbs Interlude
Ass and Titties
Shacuzzi Interlude
Bones
Elbows
You Boofed Me
Givin' up da Dick
Hard Times
Juicy EP - 2004
Intro
Da Quick and Dirty
Drop it Like it's Hot (Even if it's Not)
Don't You Moderate His Caucus (But I Love Him)
Arcangelo
Don't You Moderate His Caucus (Caucus Moderato Remix)
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The vocal stylist Jenital Candies hails from Carriage Hills where she worked as a Papa John's delivery ho, sold sandwiches at McAlister's Deli and held a wide variety of fast food and custodial duties. The lyrics of Fuck Break were ripped straight from her journal, when at the tender age of 16 she was fired from a fast food establishment for having her pussy sucked by a fellow employee- when she was supposed to be working. She has recently undergone a breast reduction because she wants to be recognized for her music and not her body.
M.C. Too Tall here. Just incase you're in my town for whatever reason, I am inviting you to Freddy's this Friday to see me perform industrial rap music off my latest album "Aeronautics"! The address is 485 Dean St & 6th Ave in BROOKLYN and there is no cover charge... See you there!
There is currently a search for two types of bands for record label consideration.
*** Note: PLEASE IDENTIFY IF YOU ARE IN GROUP 1 OR 2 IN THE SUBJECT LINE OF YOUR RESPONSE. Emails are being reviewed by different representatives.
1. A Pop/Rock/Commercial band with female lead. Band must consist of 2 guitars (Prefer both guitar players to be of lead caliber. However, one lead and one rhythm is acceptable), keyboard/piano, bass, and drums. Lead vocal, followed by backing vocals, in that order, is a plus as it relates to other members of the group. Average age of the band cannot exceed 28 years of age.
* Group must have an outstanding lead vocalist. ** Musicianship throughout the entire band must be very strong. *** Group cannot currently be under any contract of any type that is related to the music industry.
2. A Modern Rock band with male lead. Must be a complete band but there are no prerequisites as it relates to the make up of the band. Average age of the band cannot exceed 23 years of age.
* Group must have an outstanding lead vocalist. ** Musicianship throughout the entire band must be very strong. *** Group cannot currently be under any contract of any type that is related to the music industry.
XXX - If you meet the minimum qualifications as described above. Email a link for your MySpace Page and if applicable, a link for your website to: recordingartistsearch@gmail.com
Only send one email with your links. Due to the volume of responses normally received for these types of opportunities. After review of your material, you will only be contacted if there is an interest in attending one of your shows by a label representative. As such please to not send any follow up emails regarding selections. If you were not contacted back, there was not an interest.
Thank You.
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The new album is phenomenal.....
I can't get Freaky Secret out of my head.....
No one can save you not even Nancy Grace.......
Thank you!!!!!
Keep up the amazing fabulous work!!!!!
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HEY MORGAN!!!! I FOOUND THIS RAPPER NAMED MS SANCHA....SHE IS GREAT....KINDA SOUNDS LIKE JENN.....ONE OF HER SONGS IS ON MY OPS ONGS...CHECK IT OUT!!!!
hahah you put your daddy in a cage and made him eat is poop and was going to hang him with his intestines and the ENDING IS SOOOOO FUNNy "he hit it from the back again"??? or something with that weird ending of some television show i forget haha new song rules
thanks for accepting me....i hope that you enjoy my music! im a very good singer that respects women to the fullest!! how are you doing today ? Just Stopping By To Show You And Your Page Some Mad Respect And Some Love......Get Back At Me