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Champagne

		We Like You! Female 33 years old NEW YORK, NEW YORK United States Last Login: 1/13/2007

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MySpace URL:

www.myspace.com/champagnecomedy

Champagne's Comedian Bio

Champagne's Interests

General

Having Fun
Slam dunk contests
Dressing up
Nam Flashbacks
Talking about our day
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Champagne's Details

Status:	Single
Here for:	Friends
Zodiac Sign:	Capricorn
Occupation:	Comedy

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Champagne's Blurbs

About me:
ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE... we'll be back sometime in the New Year!

CHAMPAGNE
Tuesday, May 23rd @ 8:00PM
Plan B ~ 339 E. 10th St. (& Ave. B)
Only $5

Livia Scott
(MEAT, Sketches on Late Night with Conan O'Brien)
&
David Engel
(Below the Belt, Turbo Charge with Dave Atell)
play host to their favorite comics, musical acts and storytellers, including:

MARYLOUISE BURKE
Two time Drama Desk Award Winner, from the films Sideways, Series 7, & A Prairie Home Companion; will be reading letters to Cat Fancy Magazine with Livia

Stand Up From
CHRISTIAN FINNEGAN
VH-1's Best Week Ever, Comedy Central Presents, Chappelle's Show

BECKY DONOHUE
Comedy Central's Premium Blend, Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn

SETH HERZOG
Best Week Ever, The Baxter, Prime &

BARON VAUGHN
Best Week Ever, 2006 Aspen Comedy Arts Festival

A Special Presentation By
TODD HANSON
Head Writer, The Onion

Musical Guest
GOD'S POTTERY
The British Television Special: The World Stands Up

And of course
BIZ ELLIS
MEAT, Princess Pony Party Amazing Blog
is back to read part 12 from her high school diary. Oh yes, there will be grubbing!!!

Our Guest List:
* Kyria Abrahams (''Invite Them Up'') * Becky & Noelle (NY Fringe, Chicago Sketch Festival) * Craig Baldo (VH-1, Comedy Central) * Jay Bois (''Big Night Out'') * Tony Camin ("Bro'in Out With Leo & Tony") * Jordan Carlos (The Colbert Report) * Margaret Dodge (The P.I.T.) * Becky Donohue (Comedy Central's Premium Blend) * Rachel Feinstein (Montreal Comedy Festival) * Kimmy Gatewood (Best Musical Act: Time Out NY) * God's Pottery (Battle of the Funny Bands) * Todd Hanson (Head Writer: The Onion) * Alex Jamieson (SuperSize Me) * Chad Kessler (a chemo patient on Guilding Light) * Jack Kukoda (Everywhere, everywhere, everywhere) * Catie Lazarus (NPR, Heeb Magazine) * Margot Leitman (VH-1, UCB Touring Company) * Frank Lesser (Writer: The Colbert Report) * The Love (South By Southwest Music Festival) * Dottie Lux (Red Hots Burlesque) * Liam McEaneaney (VH1's Best Week Ever * Rob Paravonian (Comedy Central) * Adam Rokhsar * Erik Seims (''Don't Call the Fonz'') * Sxip Shirey (Edinburgh Festival) * Jeff Solomon (The Knitting Factory, Elephant Larry) * Jamie Stellini (The Southwest Music Festival) * Baron Vaughn (Aspen Comedy Festival) * Victor Varnado (The Adventures of Pluto Nash) * Greg Walloch (NPR's The Next Big Thing)

And Biz Ellis (MEAT, Hampton & The Hampters) reads the real, hilarious & embarrassing entries of her high school diaries in front of total strangers every single week.

Who I'd like to meet:
YOU! Who else, silly?

Champagne's Friend Space (Top 6)

Champagne has 274 friends.

Livia Scott

Becky Donohue

Biz

God's Pottery

Christian Finnegan

I'll Be Right Black, You Stay White Here...

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Champagne's Friends Comments

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kevin	Nov 20 2007 9:05 AM
kevin	Nov 18 2007 5:08 AM
kevin	Nov 17 2007 2:10 AM
IN PROGRESS	Nov 16 2007 1:14 AM Join us at Elegantly Wasted with Velizar, Andrio Abero and Pumpkin Patch this Saturday for a night of excursion into the sound of Electronic dance music. Come with your Dancing shoes! RSVP by clicking the flyer and follow the link. Hope to see you all!
IN PROGRESS	Oct 31 2007 3:06 AM Feel invited this Saturday at Elegantly Wasted at Vault. 225 East Houston Street, Entrance @ Essex Street. Come out early for drink special from 10pm to 11pm. Live/DJ performance starts at 11:15pm. RSVP at going.com for complimentary entrance.
ROCK ANGEL LOURDES	Jun 1 2007 4:47 PM Hey... hope you have a great weekend! =)
Sean O’Connor	May 27 2007 5:27 AM New - Track your profile stalkers Click to get it
Chris O'Connor	May 17 2007 11:16 PM elvyn asked me Why do they tell you its not about size.You and i know that is pure bull,I had an experience like this my self.Im going to tell you something that i was asked not to leak out but my so called friend hasent called me for sometime now since he's been busy.Ok he went from having a small yang to a monster in no time at all.he has put on three and a half inches in a short time ,an get this it's still getting bigger.He has been secretly taking these tabs from JOBRER.COM copy and paste the address into your browser.I found out when I was at his flat, three saturdays ago, we were getting ready to go to the music shop, so while he was in the can, I went in his room, looked under his bed and found a bag with tabs in it, there was like eight full packs and four empty ones, all ordered from JOBRER.COM I thought it was funny at first but then when he came out and saw me looking at them, he lost it and told me to never let his little secret out,especially chicks that he has been dating for the past while, now that I think of it, he has been rather busy with all the honeys in the zone, when just a while back he was lost when it came to females.I diden't believe him until he layed it all on the table, I did see his stick and yes, it is huge,really huge, the thickest and longest one I ever seen. I know this sounds really shallow, but I am considering ordering eight packs from the website at JOBRER.COM for yours trully.. he does not have a web page, so he is not gonna see this. They guarentee that the jells will work on any man, or they give you your money back,Im living proof that they do work on any guy, see for your self.JOBRER.COM N70301813
Michael Somerville	May 8 2007 6:36 PM Champagne, Need your help! I am one of three contestants in Glamour Magazine's search for their next male relationship columnist... and the winner is up to you! You can vote as many times as you want from now 'til June... so please cast a few for me! Click here to vote! Lots of laughs, Michael Somerville
gary mongo	Apr 29 2007 12:14 AM OMG everyone look what i just got in the mail.. A $500 gift card to MACYS.. and all i had to do was enter my email at this site.. THIS REALLY WORKS DONT MISS OUT!! THIS IS WHERE I SIGNED UP get yours before they run out!!!
Michael Somerville	Apr 1 2007 7:37 PM I've never understood April Fool's Day-- you lie to someone and then make fun of them for believeing you... Friend: I got fired. Me: Oh no, I'm so sorry... Friend: Ha-ha, April Fool's, you're an idiot!
Michael Somerville	Feb 15 2007 3:03 PM I can tell how much I like a girl based on how much time I spend getting ready to see her. If I shower, I'm into you... but if I just put on more deoderant, we should probably see other people!
Michael Somerville	Dec 30 2006 3:40 AM Everybody always wishes you a Happy New Year, but no one ever follows up. Wouldn't it it be nice to get a call in June "Hey, Champagne, its Tony from New Year's... I said it was going to be a great year and just wanted to see how it's going!"
Brian	Dec 25 2006 6:16 AM Happy Liv-day!!
IN PROGRESS	Dec 22 2006 6:26 PM happy birtday- HAPPY HOLIDAYS Here are the flyers for my upcoming Christmas and New Year parties, feel invited. Email me for COMP admission ! Cheers Velizar
Michael Somerville	Dec 19 2006 6:40 PM Can't believe it's already December...guess I can stop trying to get in shape for summer!
Michael Somerville	Dec 16 2006 8:39 PM A quick joke for Champagne, I'm not a fan of manual labor. Women are always like "You're hands are so soft, what's your secret?" I don't use them! Love, Michael Somerville
I'll Be Right Black, You Stay White Here...	Aug 18 2006 10:44 PM HOORAY!! I still have no money, but if that buzz stays strong for 10 years it'll do me much good. My phone is off. Email me. It was good to see you last night. I was hoping we'd get to talk, but you jetted.
Lianne	Jul 14 2006 10:11 PM I just re-read my comment and realized how cunty it comes off. I'm taking charm classes next week. I'll send you my grades...
Lianne	Jul 14 2006 3:52 AM Thanks for the giglet, you two hilarious bitches. Book me again and I won't send my assistant.. but I hear she was OK. Not me...but close.
dancelikeforever	Jun 21 2006 5:37 PM Hey, Luv...check out the updates at dancelikeforever.com ...choose the adventure of tickle and boom! See you at the party this SATURDAY, June 24...
Vlad	Jun 14 2006 7:55 PM thanks alot for your add, i'll try to check one of your shows once in NY. Best regards, VLAD
Ken	May 24 2006 4:04 AM What an awesome show tonight, Livia. When you first came out in that dress, I leaned over to MeatBecky and said "It's hard to believe that she can imitate guys so well and look that amazing."
Joe Faulder	May 2 2006 3:55 PM Ello ello ello..... whats going on? Long time no see, I'll have to catch a show soon, ciao for now brown cow, Joe
Jeffrey P.	Apr 30 2006 3:32 AM Hey Champagne! Thanks for having TomKat appear on your show. Their new little bundle of joy showed soooo much potential! Yay! TOMKAT!

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