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Melissa
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Punchlines are cliche.
Female
28 years old
Canada
Last Login: 10/19/2009
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Melissa 's Interests
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| General | Posting sexy pictures of myself on the internet accompanied by lists of my favourite things. | | Music | I like all the best music. | | Movies | FREAKY FRIDAY | | Television | boring and crappy. | | Books | Mercy Among the Children, Catcher in the Rye, Douglas Adams obsession | | Heroes | The doctor who told Jill she had anthrax when she had chicken pox.
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Melissa 's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Orientation: | Not Sure | | Body type: | 0' 1" | | Zodiac Sign: | Sagittarius | | Occupation: | craft master/bartender/unpaid joke and photo maker |
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About me:
I like making stuff; especially jokes and hats and paintings and photographs and loud noises.
Also My blog Oh yeah, and also I LOOOOOVE making awkward situations. I DON'T LIVE WITH MY DAD.
I also drink too much. I will stop when somebody writes me an inspirational sobriety anthem.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Joseph Stalin, Kate Bush, generous millionaires
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