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  • Traci Barringer

    Photobucket

    2 years ago
  • Joe Colony

    Congrats there Dimitri! We will send truck for baby boy very soon. For training of KGB of course. =P

    3 years ago
  • Stephanie Hilpert

    Hey cuz, so mom was trying to send Melissa a birthday card but it was sent back. So we may have the wrong address ha. Hope all is well. Heard you are gonna be a daddy again! Congrats. Hope we'll see you soon.

    3 years ago
  • Dan Joober

    yep still your friend. I still have the same intense dislike for phone conversations of all types. just text me if you wanna talk to me man i always answer texts.

    3 years ago
  • Traci Barringer

    Hey there, how have you been? 

    3 years ago
  • Jordan Hilker

    Odyssey is playing at the Knitting Factory April 3rd. I've got tickets for $5 if you're interested. Let me know! THANKS!!!

    What have you been up to? How's Coeur d'Alene?

    3 years ago
  • Traci Barringer

    This Saturday!

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    3 years ago
  • Dan Joober

    although i do have to say: eluveitie are some of the most arrogant, stuck up, and unpleasant people i've ever encountered. But the show was amazingly fun.

    3 years ago
  • Dan Joober

    it was amazing. pretty much indescribable. there were tons of people there and they thought that we were part of the touring act haha so fun. maybe touring isn't such a far off goal as i thought it was :)

    3 years ago
  • AGE OF NEFILIM

    We didn't make the flyer, nor do we have the photoshop copy to alter ourselves so, we should probably just make a new one.

    3 years ago
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  • Movies

    The DVDs and BDs I own are as follows (Keep in mind I have a wife and a son):

    1. 12 Monkeys
    2. 13 Going On 30
    3. 28 Weeks Later
    4. 300
    5. 40 Year Old Virgin
    6. Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
    7. Addams Family Values
    8. Addams Family
    9. Adventures in Babysitting
    10. Alien Versus Predator
    11. Amityville Horror
    12. Anastasia
    13. Anchorman
    14. Anger Management
    15. Apocalypto
    16. Armageddon
    17. Around the World In 80 Days
    18. Audio Adrenaline’s Alive
    19. Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
    20. Baby Einstein: Language Nursery
    21. Back to the Future 1
    22. Back to the Future 2
    23. Back to the Future 3
    24. Bad Boys 2
    25. Bad Boys
    26. Bananas
    27. Bandits
    28. Batman and Robin
    29. Batman Begins
    30. Batman Forever
    31. Batman Returns
    32. Batman: The Dark Knight (Blu-Ray)
    33. Batman
    34. Beauty and the Beast
    35. Bee Movie
    36. Beowulf
    37. Big Daddy
    38. Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure
    39. Billy Madison
    40. Bird On a Wire
    41. Black Dahlia, The
    42. Blade 2
    43. Blade Trinity
    44. Blade
    45. Blue Streak
    46. Boogey Man
    47. Bourne Identity, The
    48. Bourne Supremacy    , The
    49. Bourne Ultimatum    , The
    50. Braveheart
    51. Bringing Out the Dead
    52. Brothers Solomon    , The
    53. Brothers
    54. Bruce Almighty
    55. Butterfly Effect    , The
    56. Cars
    57. Cellular
    58. Center Stage
    59. Chaos Theory
    60. Charlie Bartlett
    61. Cheaper By the Dozen 2
    62. Chronicles of Riddick 1, The
    63. Chronicles of Riddick 2    , The
    64. Chronicles of Riddick 3    , The
    65. Cinderella Story    , A
    66. Collateral
    67. Con Air
    68. Constantine
    69. Corpse Bride
    70. Coyote Ugly
    71. Day After Tomorrow, The
    72. Day the Earth Stood Still    , The
    73. Definitely    , Maybe
    74. Demolition Man
    75. Derailed
    76. Die Hard 2 Die Harder
    77. Die Hard 3 With a Vengeance
    78. Die Hard
    79. Dirty Dancing
    80. DodgeBall
    81. Don’t Say A Word
    82. Donnie Darko Director’s Cut
    83. Donnie Darko
    84. Doom
    85. Dream Girls
    86. Dude Where’s My Car?
    87. Elf
    88. Emperor’s New Grove, The
    89. Employee of the Month
    90. Enchanted
    91. Eraser
    92. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
    93. Evan Almighty
    94. Ever After
    95. Exorcism of Emily Rose, The
    96. Extreme Days
    97. Extreme Ops
    98. Extreme Sports
    99. Face Off
    100. Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer
    101. Fantastic 4
    102. Fifth Element, The
    103. Final Destination 1
    104. Final Destination 2
    105. Final Destination 3
    106. Finding Nemo
    107. Finding Neverland
    108. Forest Gump
    109. Free Willy 2
    110. Free Willy 3
    111. Free Willy
    112. Fun with Dick and Jane
    113. Garden State
    114. Ghost Rider
    115. Girls Just Want to Have Fun
    116. Gone in 60 Seconds
    117. Good Fellas
    118. Good Will Hunting
    119. Grandma’s Boy
    120. Grinch, The
    121. Grind
    122. Groundhog Day
    123. Hairspray
    124. Hangman’s Curse
    125. Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle
    126. Hart’s War
    127. Heart Breakers
    128. Hidalgo
    129. Hitch
    130. Holy Man
    131. Honey
    132. Hook
    133. Hot Rod
    134. House of Flying Daggers
    135. House on Haunted Hill
    136. How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
    137. I, Robot
    138. Ice Princess
    139. In the Name of the King
    140. Incredible Hulk    , The
    141. Incredibles    , The
    142. Independence Day
    143. Iron Man (Blu-Ray)
    144. Island    , The
    145. Jackal    , The
    146. John Q.
    147. Johnny English
    148. Jumper
    149. Just Friends
    150. King Arthur
    151. Labyrinth
    152. Ladykillers, The
    153. Land Before Time    , The
    154. Last Samurai    , The
    155. Last Unicorn    , The
    156. Lethal Weapon 2
    157. Lethal Weapon 3
    158. Lethal Weapon 1
    159. Lethal Weapon 4
    160. Liar Liar
    161. Life Or Something Like It
    162. Little Nicky
    163. Little Rascals
    164. Little Women
    165. Live Free or Die Hard (Blu-Ray)
    166. Long Kiss Goodnight, The
    167. Longest Yard    , The
    168. Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring
    169. Lord of the Rings: Return of the King
    170. Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
    171. Love Actually
    172. Lucky Number Slevin
    173. Madagascar 2
    174. Madagascar
    175. Mary Rielly
    176. Matchstick Men
    177. Matrix 1, The
    178. Matrix 2: Reloaded
    179. Matrix 3: Revolutions
    180. Me    , Myself and Irene
    181. Mean Girls
    182. Meet the Parents
    183. Men In Black 2
    184. Mercury Rising
    185. Metal: A Headbanger’s Journey
    186. Metal=Life
    187. Metalocalypse: Season 1
    188. Mission Impossible 1
    189. Mission Impossible 2
    190. Mission Impossible 3
    191. Model Behavior
    192. Mr. and Mrs. Smith
    193. Mr. Bean’s Holiday
    194. Mr. Deeds
    195. My Super Ex-Girlfriend
    196. Mystery Men
    197. Napoleon Dynamite
    198. National Security
    199. National Treasure 1
    200. National Treasure 2
    201. Never Ending Story 2, The
    202. Never Ending Story    , The
    203. Next
    204. Nightmare Before Christmas    , The
    205. Notebook    , The
    206. Oceans 11
    207. Oceans 12
    208. Oceans 13
    209. Office Season 4    , The
    210. Office Space
    211. Office: Season 1    , The
    212. Office: Season 2    , The
    213. Office: Season 3    , The
    214. Old School
    215. One Tree Hill 1st Season
    216. Original Christmas Classic Set, The
    217. Over the Hedge
    218. P.O.D.’s Still Payin’ Dues
    219. P.O.D.’s Testify
    220. Pacifier, The
    221. Pan’s Labyrinth
    222. Perfect Score    , The
    223. Pirates of the Caribbean 1
    224. Pirates of the Caribbean 2
    225. Pirates of the Caribbean 3
    226. Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything, The
    227. Planet of the Apes
    228. Point Break
    229. Prince of Egypt
    230. Punisher, The
    231. Quest for Camelot
    232. Radio
    233. Raise Your Voice
    234. Raising Helen
    235. Rambo
    236. Rat Race
    237. Recruit, The
    238. Red Eye
    239. Reign of Fire
    240. Rent
    241. Replacement Killers    , The
    242. Ringer    , The
    243. Rising Sun
    244. Rocketeer    , The
    245. Rundown    , The
    246. Rush Hour 2
    247. Sabrina
    248. Santa Clause 1    , The
    249. Santa Clause 2    , The
    250. Santa Clause 3    , The
    251. Save the Last Dance
    252. Scary Movie 3
    253. Scoop
    254. Secret of Nimh, The
    255. Shadow of Fear
    256. Shooter
    257. Shrek 1
    258. Shrek 2
    259. Shrek 3D
    260. Shrek the Halls
    261. Shrek the Third
    262. Siege, The
    263. Silent Hill
    264. Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2    , The
    265. Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants    , The
    266. Sleepy Hollow
    267. Snake Eyes
    268. Spanglish
    269. Speed
    270. Star Wars Episode 1
    271. Stardust
    272. Step Brothers
    273. Sweeny Todd
    274. Take the Lead
    275. Taking Lives
    276. Team America: World Police
    277. Tears of the Sun
    278. Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny
    279. Time to Kill, A
    280. Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life
    281. Tomb Raider
    282. Transformers
    283. Transporter 1, The
    284. Transporter 2
    285. Truman Show    , The
    286. Two Weeks Notice
    287. Unbreakable
    288. Underworld Evolution
    289. Underworld
    290. Up Close and Personal
    291. V for Vendetta
    292. Van Helsing
    293. Vanilla Sky
    294. Village, The
    295. Visitation    , The
    296. Waiting…
    297. Walking Tall
    298. War of the Worlds
    299. What Lies Beneath
    300. What Women Want
    301. When the Bough Breaks
    302. Whole Nine Yards, The
    303. Whole Ten Yards    , The
    304. Wild    , The
    305. Wing Commander
    306. Without A Paddle
    307. X-Men 1
    308. X-Men 2
    309. X-Men 3
    310. XXX
    311. Yes Man
    312. You Don’t Mess With the Zohan
    313. Yours Mine and Ours
    314. Zao’s The Lesser Lights of Heaven
    315. Zoolander

  • Television

    I don’t have TV, because I will not watch it. Although, there are 4 shows that I will watch on DVD or on the internet. They are as follows:

    The Office
    Metalocalypse
    Medium
    Family Guy

    Video games that I still have:

    PS1:
    1. Grand Theft Auto 2
    2. Oddworld: Abe’s Exodus
    3. Star Wars Masters of Teras Kasi
    4. Worms: Armageddon
    PS2:
    1. Burnout 3
    2. Marvel Ultimate Alliance
    3. Smuggler’s Run
    4. Star Wars Battlefront II
    5. Tetris Worlds
    6. Time Splitters: Future Perfect
    7. Tomb Raider Anniversary
    8. Warriors, The
    9. War of the Monsters
    10. Wrath Unleashed
    PS3
    1. Age of Booty
    2. Aquatopia
    3. Burnout Paradise
    4. Call of Duty 4 Modern Warfare
    5. Call of Duty World at War
    6. Creature Feature
    7. Dark Kingdom
    8. Eye Create
    9. Grand Theft Auto IV
    10. Lemmings
    11. Linger in Shadows
    12. Little Big Planet
    13. Orange Box, The
    14. Overlord: Raising Hell
    15. Pain
    16. Super Rub a Dub
    17. Super-Sonic Acrobatic Rocket-Powered Battle Cars
    18. Toy Home
    19. Worms

    PC:
    1. Half Life 2
    2. Half Life: Counter-Strike
    3. Half Life: Opposing Force
    4. Half Life: Team Fortress
    5. Half Life
    6. Lord of the Rings: The Battle for Middle-Earth II: Rise of the Witch King
    7. Lord of the Rings: The Battle for Middle-Earth II
    8. Lord of the Rings: The Battle for Middle-Earth
    9. Red Faction

  • Books

    Favorite Authors:











    I am currently reading through the 12 book series of The History of Middle Earth by J.R.R. Tolkien

  • Heroes


    "Ezekiel 21:31
    31 I will pour out my wrath upon you and breathe out my fiery anger against you; I will hand you over to brutal men, men skilled in destruction.
    "II Kings 2:23-24
    23 From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some youths came out of the town and jeered at him. "Go on up, you baldhead!" they said. "Go on up, you baldhead!" 24 He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the LORD. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths."
    "Deuteronomy 25:11-12
    11 If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, 12 you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity."


    "Beneath them ranged awith spear and sword
    stood Morgoth's sable-armoured horde:
    the fire on the blade and boss of the shield
    was red as blood on stricken field.
    Beneath a monstrous column loomed
    the throne of Morgoth, and the doomed
    and dying gasped upon the floor:
    his hideous footstool, rape of war.
    About him sat is awful thanes,
    the Balrog-lords with fiery manes,
    redhanded, mouthed with fangs of steel;
    devouring wolves were crouched at heel.
    And o'er the host of hell there shone
    with a cold radience, clear and wan,
    the Silmarils, the gems of fate,
    emprisoned in the crown of hate."


    "No, don't call me a hero. Do you know who the real heroes are? The guys who wake up every morning and go into their normal jobs and get a distress call from the commissioner and take off their glasses and change into capes and fly around, fighting crime. Those are the real heroes."
    "I am not a hero. I am a mere defender of the office. You know who's a real hero? Hiro, from Heroes. That's a hero... Also, Bono."

Blurbs

About me:



A curmudgeon's reputation for malevolence is undeserved.
They're neither warped nor evil at heart.
They don't hate mankind, just mankind's absurdities.
They're just as sensitive and soft-hearted as the next guy,
But they hide their vulnerability beneath a crust of misanthropy.
They ease the pain by turning hurt into humor.
They attack maudlinism because it devalues genuine sentiment.
Nature, having failed to equip them with a serviceable denial mechanism,
Has endowed them with astute perception and sly wit.

Curmudgeons are mockers and debunkers
Whose bitterness is a symptom rather than a disease.
They can't compromise their standards,
And they can't manage the suspension of disbelief necessary for feigned cheerfulness.
Their awareness is a curse.

Perhaps curmudgeons have gotten a bad reputation,
In the same way that the messenger is blamed for the message;
They have the temerity to comment on the human condition without apology.
They not only refuse to applaud mediocrity,
They howl it down with morose glee.
Their versions of the truth unsettle us,
And we hold it against them,
Even though they soften it with humor.

Who I'd like to meet:



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Details

  • Status: Married
  • Here for: Friends
  • Hometown: O'side
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 6' 2" / Slim / Slender
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Christian - other
  • Zodiac Sign: Taurus
  • Children: Proud parent
  • Smoke / Drink: No / No
  • Education: Some college
  • Occupation: Graphic Designer

Schools

  • Palomar College

    • San Marcos, CALIFORNIA
    • Graduated: N/A
    2004 to 2005

  • Guajome Park Academy Charter

    • Vista, CALIFORNIA
    • Graduated: 2004
    • Student status: Alumni
    2000 to 2004

Networking

    • Publishing
    • Art
    • Graphic Designer

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