Chantal Carrere
Comic Powerhouse on the Rise
After starting her entertainment career as a San Francisco Bay Area radio DJ, Chantal Carrere took the stage and was an immediate sensation. She began performing at the hottest local comedy clubs, but it didn’t stop there. She then went on to earn an unbreakable “perfect score” in the Funniest Female competition in Los Angeles and the title of “Wildcard Finalist” in Laugh Across America in Las Vegas.
The SF Bay Times declared that “her timing is flawless.” She is “hands down, one of the funniest female comics out there” according to the East Bay Express. Her comedy has been described as littered with double entendre and shot gun punches and as a fun flirty autobiographical romp. She has often been described as a star on the rise. Staying true to expectations, she went on to appear on national network television on ABC.
Most recently she was named one of “The Funniest” Lesbian comedians in America by Curve magazine. She captured 6th place in the “Top Ten Funniest Lesbians” along side notable performers such as Ellen DeGeneres. She was also recently declared 11th in the “One Hundred Women We Love” issue of Go Magazine.
Chantal relocated from her native California to Boston where she can be seen performing in clubs and colleges in both the Boston & New York area. She also tours nationally with both the “Five Funny Females” and “Lesbians of Laughter” shows and can be seen on Here TV’s “Hot Gay Comics.”
Website
chantalcarrere.com
Influences
Robin Harris, Joan Rivers, Johnny Carson- , Adrew Dice Clay, Eddy Murphy,Dame Edna, Paula Poundstone ( I loved her Harvard set on HBO! ) Rosanne Bar- I loved her show I grew up watching it and it was ground breaking! I have mad respect for her for being a fierce business woman!) Madona- for many reasons. David Letterman- class act! Rosie O’donnell Funny, Funny, Sam Kinison( cuz I am "a wild thang"), Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders Fucking brilliant! I love, Love AB FAB!
Members
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that frightens us. We ask our selves" who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous?” Actually who are we not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won’t feel insure around you. We are all meant to shine, as children do. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It is not just in some of us; it is in everyone. And as we let our light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our on fear, our presence automatically librates others.
Kitten Unleashed 2007
New DVD "I’m Bringing Funny Back" (live) being released on April 4th 2008 go to www.chantalcarrere.com to purchace
Chantal Carrere's Interests
General
Comedy, success, working hard, being good to people, having fun, living fearless, Thrill seeking, dancing, chilling and making people laugh. God, Lisa, women, yes men, but not that way kitten! Family, creating a joke, performing to masses, driving across country with friends, laughing at myself, random acts of immaturity, others personal humiliation, movies, sex, in that order.
Music
Movies
China Town, The usual suspects, six degrees of separation, Foot Loose, Pretty in pink, Just about every movie from John Waters, Home for the Holidays, Kramer VS. Kramer, Ordinary People, Sleepless in Seattle, When Harry met Sally, Star Wars (all of them), Broke Back Mt., Buster’s Millions, Private Bengerman, Over board, The incredibly true adventures of two girls who fell in love, Basic Instincts, The God Father (all) Rocky, One Flew Over Cocoos Nest, Fried Green Tomatoes, Mommy Dearest, Beverly Hills Cop, War of the Roses, Indiana Jones (all), Emerald Forest, Romancing the Stone, The Breakfast club. Tootsie, Top Gun.
You want to know who I am ? What I am about? I am a force to be reckoned with, I'm quick witted and fiercely funny. I’ve been known to be blunt, honest, likeable even charismatic. At times described as a deviant. I am hyper fun with out the spun. I am who you wish you were and who you're glad you're not. Driven and wildly successful --self assured, competitive, cocky, loving and never bored. I flirt at the edge of obnoxious but rarely cross over. I am your comedian, your jack ass & your best friend. I am the great entertainer... I am Chantal!
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Hey, I don't know if you remember me(Marc's ex-wife Erin) but I thought that I would let you know how my son is doing...
He is 2 years old now and doing great. He has a vocab like a 4 to 5 year old and picks up on things very quickly. He is even the size of a 4 year old. He sings, dances, plays guitar, plays basket ball, soccer, base ball, has a great throwing arm and aim, and hes a little comedian. You should go check out my profile and look at the pictures and the new videos I have up! I have forgotten how to put a picture up on the comments other wise I would lol...
Hey kitten - my best friend and his wife/in-laws are in Boston for the weekend. Where is a great comedy venue for them to check out???? Hope you and the missuz are well.