Chantal Carrere
Comic Powerhouse on the Rise
After starting her entertainment career as a San Francisco Bay Area radio DJ, Chantal Carrere took the stage and was an immediate sensation. She began performing at the hottest local comedy clubs, but it didn’t stop there. She then went on to earn an unbreakable “perfect score” in the Funniest Female competition in Los Angeles and the title of “Wildcard Finalist” in Laugh Across America in Las Vegas.
The SF Bay Times declared that “her timing is flawless.” She is “hands down, one of the funniest female comics out there” according to the East Bay Express. Her comedy has been described as littered with double entendre and shot gun punches and as a fun flirty autobiographical romp. She has often been described as a star on the rise. Staying true to expectations, she went on to appear on national network television on ABC.
Most recently she was named one of “The Funniest” Lesbian comedians in America by Curve magazine. She captured 6th place in the “Top Ten Funniest Lesbians” along side notable performers such as Ellen DeGeneres. She was also recently declared 11th in the “One Hundred Women We Love” issue of Go Magazine.
Chantal relocated from her native California to Boston where she can be seen performing in clubs and colleges in both the Boston & New York area. She also tours nationally with both the “Five Funny Females” and “Lesbians of Laughter” shows and can be seen on Here TV’s “Hot Gay Comics.”
Website
chantalcarrere.com
Influences
Robin Harris, Joan Rivers, Johnny Carson- , Adrew Dice Clay, Eddy Murphy,Dame Edna, Paula Poundstone ( I loved her Harvard set on HBO! ) Rosanne Bar- I loved her show I grew up watching it and it was ground breaking! I have mad respect for her for being a fierce business woman!) Madona- for many reasons. David Letterman- class act! Rosie O’donnell Funny, Funny, Sam Kinison( cuz I am "a wild thang"), Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders Fucking brilliant! I love, Love AB FAB!
Members
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that frightens us. We ask our selves" who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous?” Actually who are we not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won’t feel insure around you. We are all meant to shine, as children do. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It is not just in some of us; it is in everyone. And as we let our light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our on fear, our presence automatically librates others.
Kitten Unleashed for I tunes! 2009
New DVD go to www.chantalcarrere.com to purchace
Chantal Carrere's Interests
General
Comedy, success, working hard, being good to people, having fun, living fearless, Thrill seeking, dancing, chilling and making people laugh. God, Lisa, women, yes men, but not that way kitten! Family, creating a joke, performing to masses, driving across country with friends, laughing at myself, random acts of immaturity, others personal humiliation, movies, sex, in that order.
Music
Movies
China Town, The usual suspects, six degrees of separation, Foot Loose, Pretty in pink, Just about every movie from John Waters, Home for the Holidays, Kramer VS. Kramer, Ordinary People, Sleepless in Seattle, When Harry met Sally, Star Wars (all of them), Broke Back Mt., Buster’s Millions, Private Bengerman, Over board, The incredibly true adventures of two girls who fell in love, Basic Instincts, The God Father (all) Rocky, One Flew Over Cocoos Nest, Fried Green Tomatoes, Mommy Dearest, Beverly Hills Cop, War of the Roses, Indiana Jones (all), Emerald Forest, Romancing the Stone, The Breakfast club. Tootsie, Top Gun.
You want to know who I am ? What I am about? I am a force to be reckoned with, I'm quick witted and fiercely funny. I’ve been known to be blunt, honest, likeable even charismatic. At times described as a deviant. I am hyper fun with out the spun. I am who you wish you were and who you're glad you're not. Driven and wildly successful --self assured, competitive, cocky, loving and never bored. I flirt at the edge of obnoxious but rarely cross over. I am your comedian, your jack ass & your best friend. I am the great entertainer... I am Chantal!
This is my sister Gisele she a comic and a funny bitch. She is trying to get a job working for the onion a comedy news paper. she plays every charter in this video!
This Weekend @ Boycott/Club Vibe Is Gonna Be Hot! On Friday CeCe Amore' And Her Crew Will Be In The House With A Fundraising Event And Non-Stop Entertainment! 2-4-1 Drinks All Night On All Well And Draft Drinks. Saturday We Are Celebrating Dymond Studded's Birthday, It's Gonna Be A Pink Panty Party! Be Sure To Come Early Cause We Are Having $1 Drinks From 8-10, You Can't Beat That! The Boycott/Club Vibe Halloween Party Is Goin Down!!! Don't Miss Out on Halloween Night For What Promises To Be The Sexiest Costume Party There Is! $200 In Cash And Prizes Are Goin Out To The Best Costume Of The Night! So Get Creative And Be Sure To Celebrate Halloween With The Sexy Ladies Of Boycott/Club Vibe!
Rainbows Festival Is Here Everyone And Boycott/Club Vibe Is The Place To Be After The Festival Is Over. We Are Opening Our Doors At 7 And Having $1 Drinks Till 10! We Will Have Our Beautiful GoGo Girls Up On The Bar Dancing The Night Away! Crazy Drink Specials Will Be Called Out And You Know We are Gonna Keep The Party Going All Night! "The Spot" For our 18+ Crew Will Be Open As Well Right Next Door To Boycott/Club Vibe So That Everyone Gets To Have A Great Time! This Saturday Is Gonna Be A Blast, But Don't Forget About Friday Night, 2-4-1 Drinks All Night! Sounds Like A Great Way To Kick Off Rainbows Festival! Come Party This Weekend With The Sexy Ladies At Boycott/Club Vibe! See You All There!
This Saturday Sept. 26th at Boycott/Club Vibe We Are Celebrating Our Girl Mechelle's Birthday! We Are Throwing A Hoe's And CEO's Party In Her Honor! Show Us Your Best Dress Attire And Come Looking Sexy. Ladies If You Come Dressed As A Sexy Hoe You Get In Free Before 11. Dont Forget That Friday Night We Have 2-4-1 Drinks All Night Long. So Get Your Friends Together And Come Spend Your Weekend With Us!
Also join us every Thursday at Sweet @ Halo - Sobe the hottest thursday night for women! Club under new management! Drink Specials! for more info or VIP TABLES Contact Yesi 305-495-6969 or email amy@pandoraevents.com Visit our website and join our mailing list www.pandoraevents.com
This Friday Sept. 18th at Boycott/Club Vibe we have 2-4-1 drinks for you all night long. Mary Carey from Vh1's Celebrity Rehab will be at Boycott/Club Vibe! Don't miss out on your chance to meet her! On Saturday Sept. 19th we are celebrating two of our very own, it's Baca and DJ Eclair's birthday party! DJ Shorty will be in the house to spin your favorite tracks. This weekend is gonna be insane! Hope to see you all there, lets get ready to party!
This Friday at Boycott/Club Vibe we have 2-4-1 drinks for you all night long. You don't wanna miss out on this, not to mention our sexy Go-Go girls will be up on the bar Friday and Saturday night for your veiwing pleasure :) On Saturday we are having a BBQ outside of the club and no cover before 10 to celebrate labor day! Come spend your weekend with us! See ya there! (Sept. 18th...Save the date! Mary Carey from Vh1's Celebrity Rehab will be at Boycott/Club Vibe! Don't miss out on your chance to meet her!)
This Friday at Boycott/Club Vibe we have 2-4-1 drinks for you all night long. You don't wanna miss out on this, not to mention our sexy Go-Go girls will be up on the bar Friday and Saturday night for your veiwing pleasure :) On Saturday we are having a BBQ outside of the club and no cover before 10 to celebrate labor day! Come spend your weekend with us! See ya there! (Sept. 18th...Save the date! Mary Carey from Vh1's Celebrity Rehab will be at Boycott/Club Vibe! Don't miss out on your chance to meet her!)
On Saturday Aug. 29th Boycott/Club Vibe Is Throwing An Amazing Party! We Are Going To Be Having A Famous Couples Party! Its Up To You And Someone Else To Be Any Famous Couple That You Can Think Of Throughout History! Get Creative And Try To Think Of A Couple That No One Else Will. Ex.) Fred And Wilma Flinstone, Tarzan And Jane, Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie, Bobby And Whitney, Romeo And Juliet, Sunny And Cher And The List Goes On And On! So Get Creative And We'll See You There!
This Saturday August 1st Boycott/Club Vibe Wants To Throw A Luau To Help Everyone Beat The Heat. Ladies If You Wear A Bikini You Get In Free Before 11! We Will Be Having $3 Sex On The Beach Drinks To Help Cool You Off All Night! So Come Party With The Sexy Ladies Of Boycott! See Ya There!
We are having 2 huge parties this weekend in honor of our anniversary @ Boycott/Club Vibe! On Friday we are having a tattoo party. If you feel like getting inked up then we got you covered, Tattoo Planet will be in the house so come in and party. We are having 2-4-1 drinks all night long! Saturday is going to be insane! It's Boycott's 4 year anniversary, Club Vibe's 3 year anniversary, and 2 year anniversary for the dynamic duo Boycott/Club Vibe! We are having a little black dress theme, so its time to step up and step out! Wear your nicest outfit everyone, come looking sharp! Girls if you come in a little black dress you get in free and will also be entered to win COACH prizes. We are getting crazy with it and will be serving 2 drinks for $3, you can't beat this! So come out and celebrate with us and get your party on! (Red and Black attire on Saturday is preferred) Hope to see you there!
Come Party With The Sexy Ladies Of Boycott This Weekend! We Are Gonna Have Penny Drinks Till 10p.m. After That We Are Gonna Keep The Party Goin With Drink Specials All Night Long And Our Sexy GO-GO Girls!
This Friday We Are Celebrating The Late Great Michael Jackson! DJ Bacalicious Will Be Playing A Tribute To Him From 10:00-10:45p.m And Don't Forget About The 2-4-1 Drinks That We Will Have All Night Long........And Then On Saturday We Are Having a Fourth Of July Bash! No Cover Till 11:00p.m., Go Watch The Fireworks Then Come Party With Us!
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Club under new management! Drink Specials! for more info or VIP TABLES Contact Yesi 305-495-6969 or email amy@pandoraevents.com Visit our website and join our mailing list 
