Split Seven Ways
Hogwarts Trainwreck
The Weasel King
Potter Noyz
The Purebloods
Basically anybody you see on my Top Friends...
and so many more!!
Sounds Like
Wrocking and Rowling!
You know you’re addicted to Wizard WRock when...
You felt something big was missing in your life until you discovered that Wizard Rock actually does exist!
You get the screaming meemies if you can’t go on MySpace at least once daily.
Any task, no matter how miniscule, is impossible to do until you’ve signed into MySpace to check your inbox and get your streaming WRock music fix.
You know MySpace would benefit by adding the category “MyWRock” to their taskbar menu and front page.
At least half of your MySpace friends are WRock bands, individual members of the bands, or friends made as a direct result of wrock fandom.
Your profile contains at least seven bands with “Supplemental” in the display name. Or it has more WRock bands than Muggle world bands.
You thought nothing of my referring to non-WRock bands as the “Muggle World.” (You also automatically type “wrock” with a “w” without even thinking about it.)
You LIVE for WRock-related groups, broadcasts, podcasts, and blogs. Which are second only to, of course, WRock concerts themselves.
You’ve punked yourself out as a wizarding-type character for said concerts.
Life feels like it’s going to end if you can’t attend events like PotterRocks and Wrockstock Spooktacular.
Your portable mp3/media player is chock full of nothing except WRock music, podcasts, videos, and blogs.
You have developed a close relationship with at least 5 different bands. Or at least are on a first-name basis. Where else can you do that??
You find yourself belting out the most amusing lyrics around non-fans.
~ ”...No bloody owls, why can’t we do that?”
~ “Did you hear me, Professor Snape? I can do anything…”
~ “My dad is rich, and your dad is deeeeead…”
~ “…I’d like to solve the mystery between his legs…”
~ ”I’m the scaly monster that lives in Harry Potter’s chest…”
You scoff at people for not knowing proper WRock-friendly acronyms or abbreviations: HatP, DatM, TRL, OBatR, Hog Ex, HCE, ECP, SPC, WZRD...
You’ve converted at least 3 people into fellow WRock addicts.
You find regular radio music annoys or bores you to tears.
You’ve seriously contemplated starting a WRock band of your own.
You’ve embarrassed friends and family members because of your WRock/Potter obsession.
People have tried to claim they don’t know you because of this obsession.
Yet you don’t care who knows! You’re WRocker and proud!
Chaos of the Phoenix is in no way affiliated with Jo Rowling or Warner Bros. Nor do we know any actors or publishers who are responsible for distribution and marketing of Harry Potter. No money has been made from the projects that stem from this wizard rock band. Chaos simply loves Harry Potter [pun unintentional], and most things to do with him; this spiffing little disclaimer asks anybody reading it to please not sue. Pretty please. With a Harry on top [pun intended.]
Before I officially became a wrocker, I was [and still am] a writer...
Like the above NOVEL BANNER? It was created by a great friend and fan, Evil Maria! You can send her inboxed compliments of awesome HERE!
Well, what can I say...you can call me DJ Rae, that's my professional name. *makes quote marks* I loved wizard rock or wrock so much that I decided to become a wrocker myself.
This isn't so much a "band" as it is a project that stems from entirely too much wizard rock, fan fiction, and a love for nearly all things Harry Potter. The song "Talk Like A Magician" was actually recorded back in the dark ages, in the very beginning of Sept. '04. That was looong before I ever knew about the existence of wizard rock. But I live literally in the middle of nowhere, and VERY shortly after the song was tracked, I had to move.
I do a little bit of everything in the music genre...play some instruments, sing, write lyrics, do parodies... A friend of mine made on MySpace discovered all of these things, and I let slip to her I have an mp3, and she said, "You're a wizard wrocker, Rae! Start a band!" Therefore, that is what you see here.
I'm also an occasional co-host on a wrock-friendly podcast. I love the format, it's a true radio-spot podcast, that gets right down to the music and doesn't waste time on other aspects of Potter Fandom. Don't get me wrong, those others are just fine--it's just that sometimes, you really want wizard rock, and loads of it. How about 8 songs within a single 29-minute podcast? Yes, it's that good. Click banner below:
Big happy thanks for Bella of The Purebloods band as she gave me lovely recommendations on how to create new songs for my band! Huuuge thanks for Russ of Creevey Crisis for doing the same! ^_^ Yayness of yay! I have loads of lyrics too, and I'm a dang good muse for if people get writer's block...so hit me up if you wanna.
Please feel free to contact ickle moi at chaoticphoenixmusic@gmail.com
Skype: chaos_of_the_phoenix
So true! They probably are the same people who, in the spirit of Christmas, cut trees down in people's yards to use as Christmas trees. This just put a bad spin on my day, as you can imagine.
