Tomolies,Eggs,Lamb,Squid n Peppers and said
keep the change and ran outa the store.Then there's the guy that got
pissed about me fartin near his wife.I said "sorry" but he wasn't havin
it.He
began yelling in Polish and clenching his fists.Then I began projectile
vomiting close to him.I said "Sorry but Im real sic! and I gotta go to
ER or a bathroom fast"!!!got in the car and drove off laughing!Got back
to my home and took a hot shower,sprayed more shit all over the bath
mat ,tile and shower curtain as I bent over to pick up the soap then
the curtain collapsed and fell on top of me.Fuckin draft beer sux!!!



























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