In today's world of global warming and high-stakes energy crises, we need leaders who have a vision for the future, a vision of a better tomorrow. Chap Hazard is the only leading candidate for President who is looking beyond solutions like bio-diesel and taking the next logical step: bio-fuel. The world population of rats, mice, roaches, beetles, and various other forms of creeping, crawling vermin is at all all-time high. This enormous bio-mass has the potential to create literally billions and billions of watts per day of clean, efficient, self-renewing energy. Whether through tiny treadmills, radiant body-heat collection, or massive fire pits burning insects and rodents round the clock, this vast and untapped resource may be all that separates us from another ice age and the subsequent return of the mighty thunder-lizards who once proudly roamed our plains, prairies, and tar pits. I encourage all Americans to watch this informative video and to educate themselves about what real leadership means. Chap Hazard for president in 2008. A rat-powered car in 2015.
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Chap! you gonna lock yourself in a cabin and do acid for a month straight anytime soon? Cause That's when you're at your best musically... Let me know what's up.
Chap we were only gone for the weekend and the cat has been missing for a week now. To suggest to my wife that he may have been taken out with the recycling seems unlikely. You were only asked to refill his food and water bowl if needed.
