I wrote a bunch of songs, I played them in New York clubs, I had a band for a while, I never got famous, now I review video games for the New York Times and haven't played in years, but I still upload my songs here and there because damn it, I wrote them and someone should listen to them!
its what the joker says 'why so serious?' but it's in Leet speak i guess.. which is on the LOL cat macros... and that's what that is a joker LOL cat macro...
BOYCOTT PAOLO’S. CIPRIANIS HAS WAY BETTER BELINIS.
BOYCOTT PAOLOS. CIPRIANIS HAS WAY BETTER BELLINIS. AFTER TONITE AT @ 11PM. I AM OFFICIALLY BOYCOTTING ANY RESTAURANT ON E 84TH ST. NAMED PAOLOS.
FOR THE FOLLOWING GRIEVANCES: ( IM SURE UVE ALL HAD UR OWN NEGATIVE EXPERIENCES AT PAOLOS. AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW U ARE NOT ALLONW. I AM HEAR AND EQUALLY PISSED.
THESE ARE MARYREILLY'S TOP 7 OR 8 REASONS NOT TO EVER GO TO PAOLOS AFTER I LEAVE THERE AT 11PM TONITE.
1. PAOLO LIKES TO FUCK LITTLE GRILS. CUS HE DOES.
2.THE BELLINIS ARE BETTER AT CIPRIANIS.
3. PAOLO PAYS YOUNG HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS FOR THEIR PANTIES. AND THEN WEARS THEM UNDER HIS HANDMADE ITALIAN SUITS. YEEEEAAAAAHHH!!!!!! HE DOES. AND YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH THEY ARE. BETTER AT CIPRIANIS.
4. HE IS AN ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT.
5. HE DOES NOT PLAY FAIR. EX. LIKE HE CUT ME AND AVAS BELLINIS OFF BEFORE WE WERE DONE. AND LIKE AVA HADDA PAY FOR ONE OF HERS.
6.YAAAAAY THATS RIGHT!!!!! PAY>!>!!?? 6 1/2. AFTER, AFTER. AFTER, I ESCORTED THE UNDERAGE GIRLS
(AT GREAT RISK TO MYSELF. CONSIDERING HOW MUCH STUPID SHIT THEY TALKED ABOUT FOR LIKE A WHOLE HOUR)
TO HIS DEN TO GET THEIR UNDERWEAR TAKEN AWAY. AND PICKED OUT ALL THE CLOTHES AT CHLOE AND SHE WS PASSED OUT IN THE DRESSING ROOM!!! ( NO NOT AVA.)
THE YOUNG GIRL IN HIGH SCHOOL THAT ME AND AVA WERE TRYING TO TRADE FOR BELLINIS.
FUCKER.
7. AND LAST TIME I WAS THERE, MY TRUFFLES WERE COLD. COLD.
I ACTUALLY HAVE NOT BEEN BAK SINCE AND THAT WAS LIKE 5 YEARS AGO. THATS HOW PISSED I WAS.
8. I HAVE TO GO TONITE. BECAUSE A FREE PLATE OF COLD TRUFFLES IS WAY BETTER NO TRUFFLES AT ALL. AND MY AUNT MAGS IS NUTS AND SCOTTISH. AND SHE OFTEN THROWS SHIT. AT UNSUSPECTING. ANYONE. IVE SEEN IT DUDE. AND IM HOPING THAT TONITE WILL B NO EXCEPTION.
I saw it at the theater, and I liked it a lot. I actually waited on a line around the block for a VERY long time, when it was first out. on a weekend night... none of these things would please you.
