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Charlie Moreno
Stand-Up / Explicit/Raw / Mainstream
"New Wife Beater shirts now on sale!!! - Check out my blog or www.charliemoreno.net"

Male
29 years old
www.charliemoreno.net, TEXAS
United States



Last Login: 8/29/2008
Mood: strong Mood Image
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 MySpace URL: 
  http://www.myspace.com/charliemoreno  

   Charlie Moreno's Comedian Bio
BioWanna be Stand up comedian. Wanna be actor. Wanna be web develper.
Websitecharliemoreno.net
InfluencesRichard Pryor, Bill Hicks, alcohol and cocaine.
TV ShowsExtra in: Law & Order, 3rd Watch, and People Court.Starring in Dead Harvest (LXXI Productions), Starr Western Wear (tv commercial), USA Title Loans (tv commercial), and others.
FilmsExtra in Brown Sugar, Two Weeks Notice, Anger Management
AlbumsA Cry For Help - Available at www.charliemoreno.net

    Charlie Moreno's Interests
GeneralComputers, graphic design, stand up comedy, and swedish porn.
MusicTHE GAY STUFF: Matchbox Twenty, Counting Crows OTHER: Sparta & The Mars Volta (Can't you guys kiss and make up?), ATDI, Operation Ivy, Rancid, Minor Threat, Pennywise, The Suicide Machines, Rage Against The Machine, Bjork, Radiohead, Incubus, John Lee Hooker, Ray Charles, Ottis Redding, Van Morrison, NWA, Eminem (before 8 Mile), Wu Tang Clan (before ODB's childsupport case), Guns N' Roses (memories), Bright Eyes (yes, I am a closet emo), Frank Sinatra, Johnny Cash, and a lot more.
Movies
Short Eyes
All zombie movies (even before they were trendy
Big Fish
Rocky
Fight Club
Natural Born Killers
Bad Ronald (get it on Ebay!)
Ben
Willard (orginal version)
True Romance
The Professional
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (original)
Sleepwalkers
Monte Python's Holy Grail
TelevisionDeadliest Catch
Ice Truckers
Myth Busters
Dog The Bounty Hunter
COPS
The First 48
UFC
Glenn Beck
Anderson 360
O' Reilly Factor
The Daily Show
Colbert Report
BooksThe Count Of Monte Cristo, A Catcher In The Rye
HeroesMy mom, my brother, Richard Pryor, Bill Hicks, and Richard Simons.
Groups: Comedians of MySpaceCringe HumorPEOPLE OF EL PASOTainted HumorEL PASO/JUAREZ NightSceneTucsonPHP FreaksWeb Design & Development

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     Charlie Moreno's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:El Paso, TX
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:Some college
Occupation:Teller of Jokes

   Charlie Moreno's Schools
Del Valle H S
El Paso,Texas
Graduated: 1996
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Started a tagging crew that ravaged the entire city of graffitti.
 

1992 to 1996


Charlie Moreno's Clips [View All Clips]
Clips: 6 Total Plays: 3737 Plays Today: 3
Drunk lady in Windom, Minnesota
Drunk lady in Windom, Minnesota rating
The Day Craig Killed Himself
The Day Craig Killed Himself rating
No Daddy! It Hurts!
No Daddy! It Hurts! rating
Breaking Up
Breaking Up rating
Dead Harvest Film
Dead Harvest Film rating
My Nephew
My Nephew rating
 

   Upcoming Gigs
Aug 27 2008 7:00P
British Bulldog Pub El Paso TX
Aug 30 2008 4:00P
Petro Truck Stop - (Teaching Driving Class) El Paso TX
Sep 5 2008 8:00P
Petro Truck Stop Horizon TX
Oct 1 2008 9:00P
Kroc’s Bar Midland TX
Nov 6 2008 8:00P
Ft. Bliss Army Base El Paso TX
Nov 7 2008 8:00P
Ft. Bliss Army Base el paso TX
Nov 8 2008 8:00P
White Sands Missle Range Alamogordo NM
Nov 9 2008 8:00P
Holloman Air Force Base Alamogordo NM

Charlie Moreno's Latest Blog Entry  [Subscribe to this Blog]

I’m retiring from comedy.... kind of.  (view more)

Nevermind ROSWELL,NM.... I’m going to ODESSA, TX  (view more)

Wife Beater shirts  (view more)

undefined Drunk lady in Windom, Minnesota  (view more)

Upcoming shows: Colorado, Minnisota, Iowa & Nebraska  (view more)

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   Charlie Moreno's Blurbs
About me:


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 I am a 28 year old stand up comedian. I like to meet people with the same sense of humor. I tend to start massive international disputes with my blogs. Send me a message.  I try to reply to all my messages and I have my girlfriend read them to me when I'm not at a computer. Be my friend. Just be sure you don't post anything on my comments that will stretch the profile or make it take a longer time to load. After all, this isn't your myspace. This is my myspace.

Website: www.charliemoreno.net
Comedy CD "A Cry For Help" available.

Who I'd like to meet:
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I practically add just about anyone. I need to promote myself, I am a comedian. So... If you are one of those that think I will leave comments on your profile everytime you post a stupid bulletin please don't bother. In return for your Myspace friendship I promise not to spam you with events, emails, or post stupid bulletins that take up your entire page. Cool?


   My Bullshit Bin
Leave me a comment:
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I am known to delete shitty glitter comments!


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   Charlie Moreno's Friend Space (Randomized)
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Charlie Moreno's Friends Comments
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felipe esparza





Aug 29 2008 1:52 AM

Whats up fool !
~Bed Head~





Aug 28 2008 5:02 AM

So.... after reading your blog I sat down and ate a cup of low fat ice cream.....
Joe Caliz





Aug 26 2008 5:26 AM

Its a hunting dog called a mexican retriever :)
Joe Caliz





Aug 25 2008 6:29 PM

Get it? Like your joke!...I'm bored :(
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Cranky Ricky





Aug 18 2008 11:56 PM

Schnauzers ROCK
schnapps
Joe Caliz





Aug 14 2008 4:58 AM

Dear Mr. Moreno,

Someone told me that Bernie Mac and Isaac Hayes died, but I didn't believe it because you hadn't posted a blog about it. Don't you realize you're the person I get my celebrity death news from?

Love always, Joe
Brett





Aug 13 2008 10:04 AM

Charlie! Whats up man? Hope all is well! If you're ever in L.A. Definitely hit me up and we'll go get some drinks or something. Can't wait to see you live one of these days.
haha
HartsLounge





Aug 8 2008 11:53 PM

Hey Mr. WildThang!!! How the hell are. Just wanted to stop in and show some love... Miss you. Hope the road is treating you well.
Dont forget about us in the Pac. North West.. Lots of love
Pam
~Bed Head~





Aug 7 2008 9:19 PM

How's life Charlie? I aint got a pot to piss in, nor a window to throw it out of.
Hope your doing better me!!!!
~ Dee*dee ~





Aug 7 2008 7:30 PM

I hear ya, gas & food
the prices are so high
I cant wait to have lower
gas prices, soon Bush will be
out of office :) Thank God
you are good at what you do
you are so Damn funny , Hopefully
soon you'll come back to the Springs to make us laugh , :)
~ Dee*dee ~





Aug 7 2008 6:14 PM

Hi ~ Charlie
Hows Texas ?
I hope your having a
great summer :)
Have a good day
xoxox
Ray "Smokey" Charles





Jul 31 2008 7:00 PM

Yeah what's up with that, I wasn't even in the finals, what a fuckin joke! Still think you shoulda won it!

Later Charlie
Love of My life R.I.P 7/19/08





Jul 28 2008 5:21 PM

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~ Dee*dee ~





Jul 17 2008 4:36 PM

Hi ~ Charlie
How are you ?
I went to Loonees the
other night with Crystal
and we were thinking of you
hope your doing well :)
~Bed Head~





Jul 11 2008 1:35 PM

Whats new Charlie? Was at Loonees last night to see Joe Caliz... Thought of ya, was gonna wear my wife beater.. ha ha.
Pancreas





Jul 4 2008 10:33 PM

Good show last night man.
Diana





Jul 4 2008 6:13 PM

~Bed Head~





Jul 4 2008 11:42 AM

Happy 4th Charlie!!!!
~ Dee*dee ~





Jun 28 2008 1:09 AM

Hi~ Charlie
Just wanted to say Hi
and have a great weekend
Cranky Ricky





Jun 26 2008 1:26 PM

CM:

Join me in my revolt against Coca Cola. They ask "tienes sed" on their billboards and I think they should be stopped!

Who are they to use the familiar form? It should be "tiene usted sed".

Thanks,

Cranks.
Priscilla.





Jun 24 2008 6:12 AM

hahaha i just saw that video you put on my page.
why would that remind you of me????
Yvette <3 David





Jun 17 2008 4:26 AM

hey!!how you been hope all is well just dropping by to say hi!!!
TAKE CARE!!
-FreDDo-





Jun 13 2008 7:23 PM

You gonna watch the new Hulk tonight?

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morFIEND


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Jun 12 2008 6:42 AM

dude, that fucking movie looks awesome. sometimes those 70s and early 80s horror flicks are just classic on the bullshit thats in it.
ever see 'children shouldnt play with dead things' ???
Mark Anthony Ramirez