If life throws you lemons, make lemonade...then find someone whose life threw them vodka and have a party!
He will PAWN your FACE!!!! My main on WoW is Selilyse and my realm is Dethecus/Alliance...my alts are ChuckNorrish, McPeePants, McGoodlookin, Arwyn and Moonshayde. My horde on Dethecus is Jetpackninja and my horde on IceCrown are Madri and Ojanen...hit me up!
For stealing an ox, the penalty is.....DEATH! Coveting wives.....DEATH!! Stealing grains....DEATH! Tracking mud through the kitchen...ho-ho! DEATH! Being cranky in the morning.....? Hmmmm, DEATH!
Music
Motley Crue gives me a chubby.
Classic rock, Motley Crue, Poison, POWERMAN 5000, Fastway, James Blunt, 80's (minus Madonna), TOMMY PAGE!! Glen medeiros, Steve Vai, Peter Frampton, NKOTB, Southern rock, Blues, Joe Satriani, Frank Sinatra....a little bit of everything, actually...from Enigma to StaticX, MudVayne to Enya...it's all good. Frank Sinatra is my personal favorite, though
Movies
Twilight is my favorite movie. I have already seen it in theaters 6 times...or 7...I forget. Although, Ghostbusters is STILL one of the BEST movies ever made.
300!! Super Troopers....anything '80s. No girly crap..save it. BLOOD AND HORROR!!!! ::falsetto:: loooove it. ::end falsetto::: Twilight, Pathfinder, Resident Evil series, Hot Rod, Iron Man, Narnia, Rob Zombie movies, Red vs Blue is my favorite thing to watch. Rosincrantz and Guildenstern are Dead, The Mist, 300 BC, ShAuN oF tHe DeAd, Garbage Pail kids, Hot Fuzz...The Last Unicorn, Strange Brew, Dirty Work, Young Guns, Mr. Woodcock, Final Fantasy, Kung Fu, Elf, Tears of the Sun, We Were Soldiers (I love war movies...too many to name), The Last Samuri, Harold and Kumar, The Invisible, Apocolypto, Evil Dead, Hot Fuzz, Dawn of The Dead....Army of Darkness...Office Space...Labrynth...Clay Pigeons, Breakfast Club...Vin Diesel flicks...Reservoir Dogs...Cold Mountain...too many...now my head hurts. Caboose: Where have you been? Church: You want the long version or the short version? Caboose: I will take the easy version please. Tucker: Oh, I wanna hear the long version. But, can you tell me in three parts?
Television
BRIAN REGAN (best comedian EVER!!!!), NIP/TUCK!! Naruto, Reno 911, That 70s Show, Family Guy, Funniest Home Videos, McGyver, A-Team, Dr. House, Scrubs, meercat Manor...I like the History Channel and the Discovery Channel....also those channels where you can watch surgeries and the before and after shows where people have plastic surgeries performed or their homes re-built...weird stuff like that..... .blah blah blah...."
Books
Terry Goodkind, Terry Brooks...Halo, The Phantom Tollbooth...Hitchikers Guide....Calvin and Hobbes...other than that the only books on my shelves are the Narnia series and Time Life series. I have Time Life war series, History of the World and tons of National Geographic.
Heroes
UnderDog, The Greatest American Hero, McGyver...go McGyver!" You suck......and now I make my escape with my metallic hostage, never to be seen again!
Unless I want to be seen, in which case, if I see you before you see me... look out! The universe will be mine!
[evil laugh]
About me: What's wrong with being 'weird'? Anything wrong with flying off the beaten path? Say what green matches blue and purple and sometimes I forget ....so what?
WTF?? There should be no Ninja limit!
"What we think or what we believe is, in the end, of little consequence.
The only thing of consequence is what we do."
~ John Ruskin Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body,
but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting '...holy sh*t ...what a ride!" - George Carlin
I love you - those three words have my life in them. He is so insanely beautiful. ....he is my happy ending. This is who I am taking into forever.
I want to get a vending machine with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late.
I have found the one true love of my life and am one of the few people in the world who can say they have truly loved and had that love reciprocated. When you find your twin heart...the one whos soul reflects your own....your entire life takes on a new, intensely profound meaning. Even if I lose him, I get to live a deeper, fuller life knowing that I got to feel this way and have this if just for a moment. ...but now that we have found each other, there really is no way back into a world without the other. Two souls, one heart. My heart will no longer beat without this precious, wonderful man. He completed a part of me that I didn't even know existed. He more than completed me...my entire life...let me repeat that...my entire life has become so deeply enriched and never have I had so much hope and longing for a future than now. Love isn't a strong enough word for what I feel towards this man but it's all I can find to say in a language muted by meaning...I love him. I love you, Chris. Always...
I am just a regular chic. I throw out the first piece of bread and I often wear my clothes twice before I wash them. I am a bad dancer and I wish I was a ghostbuster. Chuck Norris should be president and I will roundhouse kick anyone who says otherwise. I never really left the 80's and still believe everyone should have wild hair and dress in neon colors. That was an awesome time. Except for madonna...:::shivers::: I'm 34 and getting old....heh. When Bill Paxton told me the game was over I believed it..and then it came true and then he got killed by the Predator so now I guess maybe the game has a few lives left. I want to catch a ghost on camera. I have three amazing (is ONE word I could use anyway) kids. Music and movies are a passion for me. I like to escape the real world the minute I come home....and I refuse to leave lah lah land until I'm forced to. I love tomato juice and I hate pineapple soda. I put V8 in my beer cuz red beer gives me wings. I rarely answer my phone. I don't really like to go out. I'm not much of a party person but I'll gladly capture you drunk on camera! I am a homebody, although I love to fish. Butte Meadows is my favorite place to fish and relax. Wanna know a secret place? I'll give you a hint...it's past the third tunnel up HWY 70.
I play video games with every spare minute I have and my goal is to have played every game and watched every movie ever invented by the time I die. I Tomorrow I wll change this and change my song and even change my name.... ....and that's all until tomorrow...
In 2007 I lost my dad (step-dad). He was there to see all my chidren born. That was hard enough...but now... ...on August 15th, 2007 my Mother passed away unexpectedly. No, we aren't ok...but we're making it through every minute of every day...somehow.... The world just seems so much bigger, and colder...and all the sounds seem to echo as though the streets were hollow...and whatever great thing that happens is just one more thing that happens...like every single thing has lost its shine and wonder....because I can't share it with my mom anymore. No more annoying 5-phone-calls a day for no reason...no more weird packages in the mail containing used bras and odd-looking jewelry. No more...anything. I can't even delete her number from my phone...I try but just end up staring at it and crying to God..... How do you let go of love...how?....god if you know tell me...because I feel like there's nothing left....
This is something i made for myself and my brothers and sisters. My gramma helped raise us...this a video of my gramma, my mom and step-dad....i would give anything for one last moment..god...anything.....anything.
my mom
Dude, when are you coming back to work? I MISS you! Paco? Oh haha. This one day I felt like spitting my game so I started rhyming. Ahha. Ya dig? Lots of hugs! Me, Kurry
OMG Jen thanx again so much ur the greatest! chris has one hell of a girl hes pretty lucky... thanx for keepin me in ur thoughts even tho times are awkward... ur an amazing person and im so glad 2have met u!!! loveya♥
Thanks for dinner (I mean breakfast) LOL. It was awesome! Oh also I just found more pics from Venice Beach on my camera. All the ones from the couch in that little restaurant. :-)
Oh and the boat outside our room. It reminded me of the pelican and the dog. Haha
Ay yo! I am soooo looking forward to SUMMER! We better get to go TUBING or else imma drop kick yo A-S-S. At least tub together once or something. :) Haha. So the reason why I wanted to leave you this comment was go LISTEN to my song on my page. Its the one I been telling you about. I want FEEDBACKS. Tell me what you THINK chicka.
James' ambitions for a career as a game warden has made him a softy? Hmm....something must be done. Yo get the commissioner on the phone, I'll go up on the roof and flip on the bat signal. Oh, and increase the flash gordon noise and put some more science stuff around too.
;o) teach ya .. ha that will be the easy part . you adapting is going to be the hard part . ill try to teach ya some street smarts just let me know when is good i have weekends off .. lets chat more on suday morning for munudo . ;o) k im down for that is been a min anyways
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