Derek

About me:

Here it is, the half-assed remainder of my MySpace profile. I rarely check it. If you know me, or don't know me but you'd like to, or you have some other interest in getting in touch with me, here are a couple of options for you:

NOTE: if you click on the link to my blog below this, MySpace will show you a page that says something like, "Look out! Be afraid! This guy is linking to an external web site, and he's probably trying to lure you there so his web bots can steal your IP address and all your personal information, empty your bank accounts, repossess your house, kidnap your children and sell them as slaves to Osama bin Laden, etc." So to get to my blog you have to click where it says "yes, I still want to exit MySpace and go to http://cheekandbluster.com," or something like that. Yeah, like *I*, the guy dorky enough to have written this whole note about it, am the one who's a threat to your online safety. If you're reading this, you already have a MySpace account - so believe me, I'm the LEAST of your privacy worries. Oh-kay, anyway...

1) Go on over to my blog, Cheek and Bluster, and make use of the "Contact Me" feature if you'd like to send me an email. And please feel free to have a little look around the site - I do spend a fair amount of time writing for it, after all.

2) If you're into the social networking, I do that over at Facebook, because let's be honest - it's superior in pretty much every way. So look me up over there and we'll be "friends." (I wonder if NewsCorp will censor that... we'll see, won't we?)

Oh, and if you just can't wait to hear "About Me," as this section's title promises, it's all right here. Well, not all, but as much as I'm going to put on the web.