i like everything... yes... by everything i don't just mean "rock, rap, and country", no i like classical from both the baroque and neo-classical eras, folk, smooth jazz, punk, African which includes zulu, highlife, and a little bit of afrobeat, reggae, folk, electronica ranging from ambient, to trance, to trip-hip, blues, honky tonk, gospel, classic rock, Latin music... i have a thing for the mozambique rhythms, funk, soul, hip hop, bluegrass, metal, orchestral, progressive rock, and oriental mainly from the Qin period. oh yeah, what list of music would be complete without the artists that stay true to music known as the "indie" genre. remember, a band is better if no one else knows about it.
The Cheese Grater Yellow Pages
All your favorite Cheese Grater blogs in one spot. If you're a first timer, I would suggest reading one or two of these.
Yes, in fact, I am a cheese grater.
However, to think I am only a cheese grater, would be a disasterous and potentially fatal mistake. My very existence mocks your own, my very words ridicule yours. Just because I cannot top the 12" mark does not mean I cannot shred the metaphorical cheese of your humanity. In fact, I do just that: turn a big hunk of orange crap into tasty little shreds primed for delicious consumption. And yes, I am drawing some form of a metaphor there, in case you haven't taken seventh grade literature yet.
And no, I'm not your ordinary inanimate object
Do not assume as such. My existence is not out of an attempt to be funny, witty, or eccentric like the hundreds of imitators out there. This page was not created in all of five minutes, and it certaintly doesn't read that way. If you want to stare at pictures of shoes, or jars of mayonaisse, or nintendo consoles, by all means, be my guest. But, you've come to the wrong place. And more likely than not, you'll be one of the ones sending me some self-righteous bullshit about how I don't have a clue.
And believe me, I do.
Who I'd like to meet: More shitty underground rappers please. I'd prefer if you could package their cookie-cuttered asses through express mail and send them to my door.
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