Hey you! Wow I miss you! Man it's been a tough couple of days. I got
in a horrific skateboarding accident. I was skating down a gravel
hill, and I fell and scraped my balls along the ground for 50 METRES! It
was AWFUL! The trail of blood was amazing! The doctor's managed to
save ten per cent of my penis and one testicle, so I guess that's good,
but still, it was terrible! The other thing that sucks is that I'm still
all itchy from that damn Beetlejuice tattoo! And now my band is
actually selling the DVD of him doing it to me, along with a full live set on
video. You can order it from our profile if you want to see me suffer!
Hopefully I'll see you out this Sunday playing with the SUB/HUM/ANS. I really
miss you a lot. What do you think of my accident?
SUNDAY APRIL 22
SUB/HUM/ANS
THE 3TARDS
THE ANTICS
THE NO JIMMIEZ
FROM PARTS UNKNOWN
At The Reverb
651 Queen St. West
TORONTO
All Ages, $15 Advance at Rotate This & the club
$18 Door
All the girls out there are totally lying when they tell you that size does not matter. Want proof?
I am telling you this because it is the honest truth, look I should know, they say that it is all in the way you use it, not how big it is, well I got news for you all, that is pure lies.
I know from personal experience, I will tell you about a secret that Joey has made me promise to never ever tell anyone, but since he has not called me in three weeks after standing me up, I am going to break the promise and tell you how he went from having a tiny wang and in 4 months he is now about nine inches and get this, it is still getting bigger. He has been secretly taking grow pills from this site, copy and paste the address into your browser to see them. TEKALT.COM
I found out when I was at his house, three fridays ago, we were getting ready to go to the mall, so while he was in the shower, I went in his room, sneeked under his bed and found a box with pill bottles in it, there was like 9 full bottles and 4 empty ones, all ordered from TEKALT.COM I was laughing at first but then when he came in the room and caught me looking at them, he freaked out and made me sware to not ever tell anyone about them, especially girls from school or work that he has been dating for the past while, now that I think of it, he has been rather busy with all the popular girls around here, when just last year he was the shyest when it came to girls.
I just never put two and two together until he explained it all to me, I did see his prick and yes, it is huge, pronostar huge, the thickest and longest one I ever seen.
I know this sounds really shallow, but I am considering ordering 6 bottles from the website at TEKALT.COM for you know who.. he does not have a myspace account, so he is not gonna see this. They guarentee that the pills will work on any man, or they give you your money back, living proof that they do work on any guy, seeing is believing. TEKALT.COM
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yea but im a leafs fan, Im supposed to say "fuck you and your stupid shootout last time we played you!"
Oh well
I already got plans with a bunch of people from work, were getting together at our kitchen managers house and getting trashed like i did last year
haha!
But there is still other holidays!
No fingers, no toes, she doesn't own elbows,
No phalanges no knobby knees to knock
She don't need knuckles or hands to go see punk rock bands
She's always in the stands, she's nubs
She can't pick up a phone, she can't get dressed alone
She's got no funny bone, she's nubs
No shoes for feet but we sure do think she's neat, she's nubs, she's nubs, she's nubbbbbbbb
SUPPPPPPPPPPPP? Thanks for it, how was class today, aha I was at the Zoo betchhhh! FUCKKKK I dont want to do that project, oh btw I now know what an anreism is now becuase u explained it to me and how porno chicks need to do it 3 times before they get anal, oh Amanda we have the same birthday and I love you! Well HAPPY MOTHER F'N THANKSGIIVNG, night bebe, l8a,
DINGLE DICK???
thats actually kinda funny!
the method you told me of elevating my fingers worked!! they were completely fine the next day!! no pain or anything!
I was freaking out tho eh?
Shit that was a random night!
love seymour
