Born in Livingston, New Jersey, to a Jewish father and Mormon mother, Chelsea Handler is the youngest of six children…all good material for a career in comedy. Not only was this disappointing on many levels, but she was also born just five and a half years after her sister Shoshanna burst onto the scene and had since embraced and relished in being the youngest of the Handler clan. Shoshanna was pissed that her parents had failed to use birth control and didn't know why her mother Rita didn't exercise her right to choose.In July 2007 Chelsea broke into the world of male-dominated late-night talk shows with her E! Entertainment series, “Chelsea Lately,” airing weeknights at 11:00 p.m. Consistently the highest-rated program on E!, “Chelsea Lately” has been picked up through 2012, providing Chelsea with the perfect showcase for what she does best: comment on pop culture and entertainment news while interacting with the public. The daily program offers a tongue-in-cheek look at entertainment news, celebrity truths and rumors that just won't die, and other hot topics of the day. Bringing refreshing new energy to the late night arena, “Chelsea Lately” is an authentic and hilarious commentary on the celebrity culture around us.As one of the nation’s fastest-rising female stand-ups, Chelsea has performed to sold out -out audiences at venues and festivals everywhere most recently, the prestigious Carnegie Hall. Her comedy mixes fearless honesty, ironic riffs and self-deprecations with no shortage of material. In March 2007 her first half-hour stand-up special, airing on Comedy Central, was a ratings hit. She regularly appears on “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno,” has co-hosted “The View,” was profiled on “Nightline,” and has appeared on “Today,” LIVE with Regis and Kelly” and “Late Night with David Letterman.”Chelsea has been recently featured in the New York Times, W, People and is a special guest columnist for Cosmopolitan Magazine. Vanity Fair proclaimed her one of the “Queens of Comedy” and she was recently named by Entertainment Weekly as one of the top 10 “Breakout Stars of 2008.” In April 2009, Bravo honored Chelsea with their “A-List Funny Award” beating out fellow comedic heavyweights Tina Fey, Conan O’Brien, Ricky Gervais and Amy Poehler.For all of its four seasons, Chelsea was the star of Oxygen’s “Girls Behaving Badly” which is now syndicated in over 90 markets. She also starred on E! in “The Chelsea Handler Show.” In 2007 – 2008, Chelsea starred with Jenny McCarthy and Leah Remini in the hugely popular MSN online web series “In The Motherhood.” Chelsea’s first book, entitled “My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One Night Stands,” published by Bloomsbury, was released in the U.S. and over twenty other countries, and is currently on its 31st week on the New York Times Best Seller list. It has become a bestseller on several lists. Her follow-up book, entitled “Are You There, Vodka? It’s Me, Chelsea,” published by Simon Spotlight, came out on April 22, 2008 and debuted at 1 on the New York Times Best Seller list. Since it debut at 1 it has remained on the list for 42 weeks. Her third book, “Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang” will be released by Grand Central Publishing on March 9th 2010.In March 2009, Chelsea was honored the prestigious Ally for Equality Award by the Human Rights Campaign, recognizing the outstanding efforts of those who dedicate time, energy, spirit and whole-hearted commitment to better the lives of LGBT people. In addition, Chelsea will be the celebrity grand marshal for the 2009 Los Angeles Gay Pride Parade taking place in June drawing close to 500,000 spectators from across the country.
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--FEMALE CIRUCSISATION??? all invoved will be EXECUTED!! THEY ALL WIL DIE. EVEN IF BILLIONS
fuckign peopel think that i joke??? we'll se about things sooner then later. all those involved with that shit, adn that teach that shit will be executed
NEVER SHOULD VE HAPPENED ION THE FIRST PLACE, ADN THERE IS NO WARNING. U CUT OFF THE CLIT OF GIRLS AND SUCH
U WILL DIE, u will not be heard for anything u say, U WILL DIE
U TALK THAT THE TRINITY'S CLIT SHOULD BE CUUT OFF? THAT IS WHAT THHEY SAY WHEN THEY TALK GIRLS R TO BE circumsized
SO ALL OF THEM WILL DIE, ALL THEM INVOLVED WILL DIE.. AND VEN IF IT WAS AN ENTIORE SPECIES WE WOULD PUT THEM EXTINT
SO THAT REALLY MEANS ALL THOSE INVOVLED WITH HINDU. WILL BE EXECUED. THEY SPEAK OF THE GIRL CIRCUMSISATION SO THEY ALL DIE
BESIDES U DELSUIONAL FUCKS DOING SHIT FOR STUPID STORIES FO SPECIAL BEINGS..
U ARE FUCKING RISKS AND MAY DO SO MUCH MORE WITH YOUR DELUSIONS. SO U WILL DIE **JUST LIKE A SERIAL KILLER, U BUTCHER PEOPLE CAUSE OF UR DELUSIONAS. SO TELL THE TRINITY THAT U WILL LIVE. U ARE ALL TO BE EXECUTED.
fucking delusioanl fucks and butchering people do to those delusions, and is no different then a serial kiuller..
since you're a big star and all and I'm a huge fan/ supporter and you have millions of dollars can I borrow five bucks? I'll pay you back can you just write me a check maybe
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