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Chelsea Handler
"CATCH ALL NEW EPISODES OF CHELSEA LATELY WEEKNIGHTS at 11:30/10:30c!"

Female
33 years old
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login:7/19/2008
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"Don't just sit there, shoot something!"

Think you've got the chops to appear on an upcoming episode of Chelsea Lately as a member of the Round Table panel? Just tell us in a video of up to two minutes in length why you'd be good for the gig. Simple, right? But mind your timers, people! Videos longer than two minutes will be considered a waste of our time and will be rejected!

E! Online will take submissions beginning at 12:01 a.m. on Wednesday, June 4, 2008 and ending 11:59 p.m. on Tuesday, July 29, 2008. Videos received after July 29, 2008 will not be considered.

You must be 18 years of age or older by June 8, 2008 in order to send in a video. One submission per person. Please avoid using any music, logos or other copyrighted materials in any form whatsoever in your video, because we can't use it.

Go to www.eonline.com for details. Looking forward to hearing from you!



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Check out our clip section and listen to an excerpt from Are You There, Vodka? It’s Me, Chelsea available now on CD and for download. Read by the author. It's 1 on the NY Times Best-seller list. Click here to purchase the CD edition! Click here to buy the hardcover!



My Horizontal Life
A Collection of One Night Stands

By Chelsea Handler







Library Journal Review
"Offbeat and laugh-out-loud-funny essays... smart, funny, and quick read."


Liz Smith New York Post
"Where have I been all of Chelsea Handler's life? I had no idea how funny, how brilliant she is.she is too clever for words."


Laura Zigman, author
"In a word: hilarious. In two: absolutely hilarious. These are some of the funniest stories I have ever read and they're also some of the most unexpectedly heartfelt."


Jay Leno
"Chelsea Handler is a terrific comedian and a hilarious writer."


Jennifer Weiner, author
"This book is no-holds-barred hilarious."


Dallas Observer
"Chelsea just might be funnier than David Sedaris."


About.com
"Prime reading material for anyone looking to laugh their hiney off."







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     Chelsea Handler's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Livingston, NJ
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Occupation:Writer/Comedian


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   Upcoming Gigs
Jun 28 2008 7:00P
Route 66 Casino - Legends Theater Albuquerque NM
Jul 5 2008 10:30P
Borgata Hotel Casino & Spa - The Music Box Atlantic City NJ
Jul 26 2008 7:00P
Treasure Island Resort and Casino Red Wing MN
Aug 9 2008 8:00P
Meadowbrook Amphitheatre Music Festival Rochester Hills MI
Aug 16 2008 8:00P
The Lowell Auditorium Lowell MA
Nov 1 2008 8:00P
The Clay Center Charlton WV

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TIFFANY, DIAMOND AND MIDORI.


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Jul 20 2008 6:11 PM

THANKS FOR THE ADD, YOU ROCK!!!!!
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Jul 20 2008 5:50 PM

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Jul 20 2008 5:39 PM

STACEY!♥


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Jul 20 2008 5:30 PM

my friend evan wants to bang you up a wall.
Scott





Jul 20 2008 5:27 PM

Nice set a' hooters you got there.
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Jul 20 2008 3:49 PM

i ♥ your show
ADD ME!!!!!!!!!
arzum





Jul 20 2008 3:14 PM

never miss a show and I'm about to complete your book my horizontal life which is the funniest...coz i keep thinking of how parallel it is to mine.
Keep being real G*d Bless!
>>>mAnDa<<<





Jul 20 2008 2:58 PM

Showing Love
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Jesse





Jul 20 2008 2:47 PM

Turn my str8 crazy white woman. I need some vanilla in my life.
lol
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Jul 20 2008 2:39 PM

sexy and funny. you must be a fembot.
love you chels!
Beth





Jul 20 2008 1:22 PM

Just to let u know, ur show is AMAZING! I always watch it at work, I have got a lot of my customers hooked too! They come to the bar just to watch you, J/K but sounded good. Now I only watch the last half of David Letteran b/c your show is so much better than his. If you ever quit being a comedian, I would recommend you become a therapist...lol...loved that show..

Keep up the great work and Thanks for such great entertainment;)
C


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Jul 20 2008 1:18 PM

You are sexxxy as hell!!! Keep it up Gorgeous
Victoria


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Jul 20 2008 10:24 AM

Chelsea, is the last gig listed (1st Nov.
) supposed to be in Charleston, WV?
Beth





Jul 20 2008 10:21 AM

Oh honey no. The brown clothes? You're a beautiful young woman! SHINE!!!!!! Let us see you in brighter tones! Yellows, light blue(SO good for you!), reds.
Brown makes you look SO unadventurous!
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Jul 20 2008 9:41 AM

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND AND BE SURE TO CHECK OUT OUR OFFICIAL WEBSITE, HTTP://CELEBNEWS. SYNTHASITE. COM, FOR THE LATEST CELEBRITY NEWS!!!
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Jul 20 2008 9:27 AM

Hey!

Check out our new tunes.
It would be a pleasure if you stopped by and checked out our fresh sound!:)

Much love,
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Jul 20 2008 9:24 AM

Hey!

Check out our new tunes.
It would be a pleasure if you stopped by and checked out our fresh sound!:)

Much love,
Random Sound
Papsy





Jul 20 2008 7:21 AM


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Jul 20 2008 3:39 AM

love your show -- thanks for adding me -- appreciate your support

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Jul 20 2008 2:47 AM

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Jul 20 2008 1:43 AM



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Jul 20 2008 12:20 AM

WATUP CHELSEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HOWS IT BEEN GOING LATELYA!!LUV YA SHOW!NEVA STOP IT!!!!!
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Jul 20 2008 12:16 AM

WISHING YOU A MARVELOUS WEEKEND, DARLING!

IN GOD'S LIGHT....XOXOXOXO

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Jul 19 2008 11:44 PM

hey chelsea how are you just showing you some love xoxox hope your weekend is a good one .
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