♀Portuguese Washer Woman♀

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And this guy needs to marry me. http://tinyurl.com/loeeph Played Pat Smear in the Germs biopic I just watched. So fucking CUUUUUTE!!!!Posted 9 hours ago from Twitter view more

  • Cherdan Helena Grant-Johnson

  • 24 / Female
  • Kaumana floating in space, Hawaii, US
  • Last Login: 11/27/2009

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Interests

  • General

    My cat, music, cruising around in my art student G-rida, vodka, clove cigs, misadventures, thrifting, ballin on a budget, DIY or at least admiring such ingenuity from afar, Netflix, indie/art house cinema, documentaries, ethnic minorities, hapa mutts like me, minorities within a minority within a minority, mahus, fa'afines, trannys, vegetarianism/veganism, being barefoot, Latino Americano cultura, Portugues cultura, being a PROUD Açoreana, my roots, my parents, my mother and all her divine madness, my father and his genteel composure, sleeping, Somas, coffee, lip gloss in obscene mass quantities, good memoirs, listing things, the record store, bad concept albums, Americana, singer-songwriters, my turntable, cheese, garlic, my clavicle, the sun, the sea, accents, traveling, the enigma that is lower Puna, Kaumana my home, militant celibacy, No Wave, indie rock, punk, hardcore, twee, noise, folk, dance-punk, chanteuses, car-sitting- sitting on the trunk of my car in the sunshine, near the ocean breeze, my stereo blasting, usually cigarette in hand, music, singing, going to shows, men (ugh), learning, writing when I feel inspired (which is rare), documentary film, my job, partying, eccentrics and dreamers, drinking, smoking cloves, smoking pot, B&W tattoos, piercings (mainly adding on to my ears), indie rooooock, my iPod, being an enigma, being a fucking beast, my hair, beauty & makeup, shaping my brows, thrifting, vinyl, PBS, seitan, tempeh, tofu, high protein-no starch-low cal diet, organix, healthy living, sustainability, progressive politics, anarchism, feminist theory, irony, parody, acerbic wit, mockumentaries, latinos, rockeros, punks, skins, purple, pink, red, my bedroom, interior design, interior decorating, gays, my gays, trannys, GLBT, art nouveau, no wave, downtown NYC, Bowery bums, gorgeous dead people, auteurs, chaunteuses, glorious messes, unfinished/lost albums, Neil Young, the intelligentsia, tragic figures, mulattos, mixed kids, freaks, tall people, thick girls like me, tall girls like me, Portuguese guys that don't act like mokes, Portuguese humor, militant celibacy, the hallowed halls of perversion that make up my mind, kink, voluminous behinds, everything I learned from Spike Lee, not giving a fuck.
  • Music

    I'm bored. Here are some albums I ♥:
    Pinkerton - Weezer
    Pirate Prude - Helium
    The Dirt of Luck - Helium
    Hounds of Love - Kate Bush
    Mayfield - Drop Nineteens
    Pacifico - The Lassie Foundation
    13 Songs - Fugazi
    Grace - Jeff Buckley
    All About Eve - All About Eve
    Diary - Sunny Day Real Estate
    Dummy - Portishead
    Twilight As Played by the Twilight Singers - The Twilight Singers
    Gentlemen - The Afghan Whigs
    Lido - Th' Faith Healers
    Imaginary Friend - Th' Faith Healers
    Don't Jones Me and Then Some - Th' Faith Healers
    L - Th' Faith Healers
    For Your Own Special Sweetheart - Jawbox
    Surfer Rosa - Pixies
    Treasure - Cocteau Twins
    Heaven or Las Vegas - Cocteau Twins
    Loveless - My Bloody Valentine
    Just for a Day - Slowdive
    Souvlaki - Slowdive
    Strange Free World - Kitchens of Distinction
    604 - Ladytron
    The Head on the Door - The Cure
    Meat is Murder - The Smiths
    And She Closed Her Eyes - Stina Nordenstam
    House Tornado - Throwing Muses
    Throwing Muses - Throwing Muses
    I own over 700 albums on LP, CD and cassette, so my taste is pretty darn extensive...

  • Movies

    Off the Charts: The Song Poem Story, The Gits, Show Business: The Road to Broadway, The Garden, High Fidelity, Empire Records, Lost in Translation, Repo Man, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Pretty in Pink, The Breakfast Club, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Raising Arizona, Fargo, Female Trouble, SlamNation, Capturing the Friedmans, Clerks, The Devil & Daniel Johnston, The Times of Harvey Milk, Afro-Punk, Taylor Camp, Rainbow Bridge, Stranger Than Paradise, Drugstore Cowboy, Living in Oblivion, Ghost World, Taxi Driver, I Shot Andy Warhol, The Warriors, Reality Bites, Christiane F., Dazed and Confused, Office Space, Following Sean, The Weather Underground, Guerilla: The Taking of Patty Hearst, LOUDquietLOUD, Yo Soy Boricua, Pa'que Tu Lo Sepas!, El Norte, Is It Really So Strange?
  • Television

    PBS - American Experience, American Masters, Independent Lens, Rick Steves travel, Great Performances, Austin City Limits.

    I own the 90s that time forgot, on DVD. (Some bootlegged, unavailable): Salute Your Shorts, Mr. Show, The Adventures of Pete & Pete.

    I try to limit my television intake as much as humanly possible, for a myriad of reasons, of which I'll spare you. My allowed guilty pleasures: Hell's Kitchen, Kitchen Nightmares, Project Runway, Shear Genius, anything super gay and fabulous, The First 48, Crime 360, Intervention, Obsessed, Clean House, Hoarders(I have long been enthralled by hoarders.. it's strange), anything that allows me to look into complete strangers' rooms and at their stuff, Animal Cops & Verminators!! I LOVE that shit!! Killin BUUUUUGS

  • Books

    I don't read much, yet I have a lot of books. Idealized illusions = ingesting the idiom of the intelligentsia. Rather typical.
    I read mostly memoirs and rock journalism. I'm almost done with Juliana Hatfield's memoir, then onto Dean Wareham's, Edie Sedgwick, and Brigitte Bardot's. Rock journalism: I idolize Lester Bangs, Greil Marcus, Robert Cristgau and Patti Smith. Clinton Heylin, Simon Reynolds, Legs McNeil, Michael Azzerad.

    Anything about junkies (preferably smack) and the ugly, dark, hairy, bestial 80s capitalist underbely: Don Delillo, Bret Easton Ellis, Jay McInerney, Drugstore Cowboy by James Fogle

    Light (slightly perverse dark humor = my idea of "light") stuff and essays: David Sedaris, Sarah Vowell, Henry Rollins, Nick Hornby, Chuck Klosterman, Carl Hiaasen, Lewis Black.

    Feminism: Jessica Valenti, Naomi Wolf, Camille Paglia, Bell Hooks. I desperately need to read 'The Feminine Mystique' and 'The Second Sex' or I'm going to remain looking like a fucking poseur in my major for the rest of my college tenure.

  • Heroes

    Dad, Victoria Ka'iulani Cleghorn, Elizabeth Fraser, Kate Bush, Lester Bangs, Patti Smith, Angela Davis.

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
  • Hometown: Kaumana (Edita to Gentry), Hilo, Hawaii
  • Body type: 5' 11" / Some extra baggage
  • Ethnicity: Other
  • Religion: Atheist
  • Zodiac Sign: Cancer
  • Children: I don't want kids
  • Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
  • Education: In college
  • Occupation: Student, Box Office clerk, Slack Motherfucker

Schools

  • University Of Hawaii At Hilo

    • Hilo,HI
    • Graduated: N/A
    • Degree: Bachelor's Degree
    • Major: Indecision
    • Minor: Walking long distances
    • Clubs: Showcase Singers
    2007 to Present
  • Hawaii Community College

    • Hilo,HI
    • Graduated: N/A
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: Associate's Degree
    • Major: General Education, and a whole lot of nothing
    • Minor: Booooredom
    • Clubs: faux student activism bullshit
    • Greek: Chi Chi Rho
    2003 to 2007
  • Hilo High School

    • Hilo,HI
    • Graduated: 2003
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: High School Diploma
    • Major: My headphones
    • Minor: Hating your fucking guts
    • Clubs: Theatre of pain
    • Greek: Chi Chi Pi
    1999 to 2003
  • Haili Christian School

    • Hilo,HI
    • Graduated: N/A
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Major: Jesus H. Christ
    • Minor: Satan
    • Clubs: Choir, Honor Roll, Geography Bee, Spelling Bee
    1991 to 1997

Companies

  • Palace Theater

    • Hilo, Hawaii US
    • Box Office chick, occasional cafe peon
    January 2008-Present

Networking

  • Been performing since age 8. Spent the last 3 semesters studying privately & in a 400-level, audition-entry chamber music voice ensemble. I've performed solo live at the Bayfront Kava Bar, parties & various karaoke dives. Like jam 'um?

  • Former English major, aspiring rock critic; the female Lester Bangs, if you will. I do & have done it all, per my inspiration. I've been published in local newspapers as well as a worldwide publication.

Comments

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  • Nov 27 2009 1:01 AM

    HAU'OLI LA HO'OMAIKA'I!!!!!!
  • Nov 2 2009 12:55 AM

    he saw the text.. he messaged me n said sorry :)
  • Oct 28 2009 10:10 AM

    ur welcum! :) yup.. i got a new computer in august.. bout week after i got back from maui when my mom died. shes buried here in hilo as she requested. as for halloween.. dunno yet. might go out. depending on a friend is able to.
  • Oct 10 2009 10:01 PM

    howz u...?
  • Oct 9 2009 5:43 PM

    ??? i didnt know you were gonna be there last saturday with me and josh? i guess josh included you. but, anyway i wished you did though. :) josh and i had good at kope kope.    i like josh.. hehe
  • Oct 4 2009 8:04 AM

    hey u.. it was nice finally meet u in person. i had good time chatting with u till my friend... oo hope ur dad had a great b-day.
  • Oct 1 2009 12:00 AM

    hey, been so busy i can hardly stand it! sorry i couldnt call you the other day, homework nearly killed me. I love your music on here. hey do you work on saturday? if you don't you should hang with me and louie!
  • Sep 25 2009 5:40 AM

    ahh k.. i was wondering what happen to you on fb. i'm ok now.. my mom passed in august. it was hard.  she was very ill. now i'm juz going through ea day slowy.
  • Sep 24 2009 2:14 AM

    thnx.. for adding me again. bcuz AOL so lame.. oo delete my old page.. please!
  • Sep 23 2009 8:44 AM

    ehh lady!
    how you be?

Status and Mood

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About me:

Here she comes again
With vodka in her veins
Been playing with a spike
She couldn't get it right

Splendour in silver dress
Velocity possessed
The world was hers again
It fell apart again

I don't need anyone to hurt me
No, not anyone at all
`cause my so-called friends have left me
And I don't care at all

Leave me alone
Leave me alone
Leave me alone

-B. Gillepsie

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Who I'd like to meet:

Jeff Buckley, Jeffrey Lee Pierce, Victoria Ka'iulani Cleghorn, Edie Sedgwick, Harvey Milk, Gia Carangi, Brad Renfro, Mia Zapata, Brandon Lee, Frida Kahlo, Lena Johnson, Barbara Grant, all my ancestors from Polynesia, the Azores, Portugal, Scotland, Ireland, Germany and Norway.

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