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    .. in short, indulging all of my senses, but to be specific: ♥ shooting photography ♥ lychees ♥ 'playing' with ouija boards ♥ 60's/70's retro crap ♥ asian food products ♥ being a recluse ♥ midnight picnics ♥ hello kitty and my melody ♥ the smell of sweet success ♥ being myself in private ♥ my wonderful wonderful heaven bed and pillow ♥ ordering in or eating out ♥ being nerdy and truly not giving a fuck ♥ chivalrous men ♥ chronicling my life through a series of blurry skewed photos ♥ dressing rooms with good mirrors and lighting ♥ polaroids ♥ orangina ♥ knowing the importance of having good windshield-wiper blades ♥ 2am bubble baths ♥ classical music ♥ connect-four ♥ cross-country roadtrips via route 66 ♥ kawaii products ♥ room service! ♥ doing impressions of everyone ♥ shows at the hollywood bowl that i'll always remember ♥ drunken text and picture messages late at night ♥ everything tokyo ♥ my ipod ♥ experiencing new york ♥ foie gras ♥ la is where the <3 is ♥ expressing sarcasm ♥ feeling complete nostalgia ♥ flirting, fantasizing, forgetting ♥ humbles, rombles, & jozlebeans ♥ PC adventure games ♥ doing what I love and getting paid to do it ♥ food ♥ ginger cici & boy ♥ going to watch ballets and the opera ♥ gray's papaya ♥ being bathed ♥ having real boobs ♥ impromptu trips to mexico ♥ my birthday ♥ holding special places in my heart for the ones i once loved and will always love ♥ being a foodie but not calling myself one ♥ japanese hentai ♥ kissing good kissers ♥ kitties&puppies ♥ pain vin et fromage ♥ knives as accessories ♥ late night excursions ♥ laying on grass under the stars in the summer and not having a care in the world ♥ lingerie-collecting ♥ vitamin water ♥ living in west hollywood ♥ collecting explicit gashapon ♥ famima! and all the goodness that it provides ♥ making out with haircut boys ♥ keeping themed journals ♥ marrying conan o'brien ♥ yummy cupcakes, namely red velvet cupcakes with rainbow chip frosting ♥ modern-mohawks ♥ mojitos ♥ yummy yummy sushi! ♥ my stripper pole (shows for special people only) ♥ naked-ness ♥ nocturnal-living ♥ white truffle oil on anything ♥ practicing elitism (but not on this profile!) ♥ pretty porn ♥ receiving pedicures ♥ a glass of red wine a day ♥ scruffy boys ♥ see's candies (over godiva) ♥ sexy girls with class ♥ landscape photo murals ♥ sleeping in the day-time ♥ speaking with actions and not words ♥ blythe dolls ♥ spraying pepper spray ♥ string tribute albums ♥ studying dictionaries ♥ summer & sun-kissed skin ♥ taking naps with my Finklebeanie on my chest ♥ the coffee bean (black forests!) ♥ cherry blossoms ♥ cooking in nothing but an apron ♥ the moment before you kiss a person and you feel like you might puke or you might laugh, you might cry or you might just die smiling right then and there ♥ my disneyland season pass ♥ traveling for work ♥ underwear all day ♥ visiting metropolitan cities ♥ waking up in the arms of a crush ♥ wearing silly costumes every day and not noticing which douchebag is staring ♥ staying up all night to watch shooting stars and eclipses through the sunroof in malibu ♥ spa days at burke williams ♥ a/c and my hepa filter ♥ hdtv + the hd dvr ♥ my laptop ♥ when she puts her little pink paw in my hand, i kiss the top of her furry head, and she squints as if to smile ♥ winters in flip-flops ♥ my wii ♥ my ds ♥ my 360 .. .. Favorite Sites croberts.netmyawesomepictures.commodelmayhem.comamazon.comtotallynerdcore.comevilhearts.comsuicidegirls.comdeviantart.comfriendster.comvirtualapple.orgnerve.comneopets.comdictionary.com


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  • Music

    ..Morrissey ♥ The Smiths ♥ Depeche Mode ♥ New Order ♥ The Shins ♥ The Cure ♥ Fiona Apple ♥ Beatles ♥ Alice In Chains ♥ Otis Redding ♥ Joni Mitchell ♥ Carpenters ♥ Al Green ♥ Interpol ♥ ABBA ♥ Beck ♥ The Doors ♥ Bee Gees ♥ Oingo Boingo ♥ Air ♥ Deftones ♥ Bjork ♥ Pet Shop Boys ♥ David Bowie ♥ Duran Duran ♥ Echo and The Bunnymen ♥ The Mamas and The Papas ♥ Fleetwood Mac ♥ The Hollies ♥ The B-52's ♥ Joy Division ♥ Lovage ♥ Queen ♥ Massive Attack ♥ Nirvana ♥ Oasis ♥ Simon & Garfunkel ♥ Portishead ♥ Postal Service ♥ Radiohead ♥ Stone Temple Pilots (I know, STFU) ♥ The Rapture ♥ The Rolling Stones ♥ Led Zeppelin ♥ Pink Floyd ♥ Scissor Sisters ♥ Soundgarden ♥ The Stone Roses ♥ My Bloody Valentine ♥ Tears For Fears ♥ Violent Femmes ♥ Weezer ♥ Blondie ♥ A Perfect Circle ♥ Peter, Paul and Mary ♥ The Zombies ♥ NIN ♥ PJ Harvey ♥ Smashing Pumpkins ♥ Elliot Smith ♥ Death Cab For Cutie ♥ Goldfrapp ♥ Zero 7 ♥ Queens of The Stone Age ♥ Tom Waits ♥ Van Morrisson ♥ Tool ♥ R.E.M. ♥ NKOTB!
  • Movies

  • Television

    ..Heroes! ♥ Six Feet Under ♥ Carnivale ♥ Sex and The City ♥ The New Detectives ♥ Freaks and Geeks ♥ Late Night With Conan O'Brien ♥ LOST ♥ Harvey Birdman ♥ MXC ♥ Rock of Love ♥ Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern ♥ No Reservations with Anthony Bourdain ♥ Robot Chicken ♥ Shin Chan ♥ Entourage ♥ Flight of The Conchords ♥ all shows on Animal Planet, History Channel, Food Network, Discovery Channel, TLC, Travel Channel, National Geographic, Biography, Science Channel, Boomerang and Cartoon Network.
  • Books

    ..The Giving Tree, I cry every time I read it. .. .. People and Things That Impress Me Barry Gibb ♥ Charlie Kaufman ♥ Stanley Kubrick ♥ Morrissey ♥ Fiona Apple ♥ Danny Elfman ♥ John Lennon ♥ Marilyn Monroe ♥ Kate Moss ♥ Thom Yorke ♥ Michael Ian Black ♥ Mitch Hedberg ♥ caramel and butterscotch ♥ japanese technology ♥ astronaut ice cream ♥ Phil Ken Sebben ♥ Nintendo in general ♥ people that compete on Takeshi's Castle ♥ writers for Harvey Birdman ♥ Wes Anderson ♥ the inventor of On-Demand ♥ girls that can do stripper-pole tricks ♥ Andy Warhol ♥ the people at HBO ♥ the inventor of TEMPUR memory foam ♥ the inventor of marshmallows Alex Doumak ♥ the inventor of Rice Krispie treats ♥ Kleenex with Aloe Lotion ♥ amazon.com ♥ people who write video game cheats and walkthroughs (I owe my life to you)♥ greasemonkey, firefox, and other such awesome inventions ♥ people that can afford to live in Manhattan and do ♥ people that "get" what I mean ♥ people that don't drive me crazy ♥ responsible people Things That Don't Impress Me cars ♥ "big cocks" if that's what you wanna call them ♥ money ♥ who you know (esp. when you don't really know anyone) ♥ labels on your clothing (that is so lame... The only people that should care about labels are people that are rich. Otherwise, you are wasting your down-payment for your home on a purse that will be out of season in a month.) ♥ people that "went to school" (some of the most imbecilic people I know have college degrees and some of the brightest don't, go figure. And no, I am not talking about myself, fuckface.) ♥ the depreciation of natural beauty ♥ what clubs you go to or can get into (who fucking cares♥!) ♥ how many people are on your friends list (does myspace carry this much weight in society♥!) Pet Peeves people that chew with their mouths open and smack their nasty spitty food ♥ neighbors ♥ neighbors that bother me ♥ neighbors that have problems with me ♥ neighbors that have loud nasty sex with hookers ♥ neighbors that get mad when I have loud nasty sex (with hookers) ♥ people that are nosy ♥ people that talk too much and choose to talk to me ♥ people that have scabies or lice (and want to give them to me) ♥ people that want to eat off of my plate and mix their spit with mine ♥ people that think that they know more than I do (when in actuality I know pretty much everything) ♥ people that don't know anything and like to share their thoughts with me ♥ people that pick their noses when they're driving next to me ♥ strangers that seem to think that I am "friendly" and try to chat with me when I am grocery shopping without any makeup on ♥ people that stare at me in public and don't stop when I make eye contact with them ♥ people that drive cars in LA ♥ people that think that I am "pretending" to be part asian (why would I do that♥!) ♥ people that are ignorant (come on, they have to know it!) ♥ people that nag or try to talk me into becoming more like them (religion, diet, habits, ugliness, freakiness and nastiness, etc.) ♥ people that write me stupid insulting e-mail and waste my time ♥ people that are mean to animals when they're not eating them ♥ people that are ugly that judge other people's looks (you know who you are) ♥ people that don't get it ♥ people that breath... I'm sure I left a lot out, TO BE CONTINUED...(If you don't fit into any of these categories, then I love you!)
  • Heroes

    ..Pedro and LaFawnduh

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.. Cher-ie, pronounced [share-ee] like the wine, model/photographer/friend of cats.

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Sometimes I choose people randomly from off of the streets to become the object of my stalkings. This was an indirect way for me to confess my feelings of guilt for stalking random people. I apologize. If my apology isn't accepted, then I think you should go to hell.
.. .. Post a comment if you wish! Just a quick FYI, I am not approving "thanks for the add," or "comment me back," or other generic-ish comments anymore. Since MySpace makes it a pain in the ass to approve mass amounts of comments, I only approve really awesome comments. Sorry! (Also, I do not have HTML comments enabled. I do not want my page littered with huge, flashing, glitter graphics throwing off the scrollbars on my page, or a bunch of flyers for some band that is playing in a bar in Hoboken, New Jersey. Besides that, I'm an old-fashioned kind of gal... I'd rather be seduced by clever verbiage than by a guy dancing around in an elephant thong, if ya know what I mean.)

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Who I'd like to meet:


...People that are mute. I hate listening to others speak. Opinions suck, especially when they're not my opinions.


   Disclaimer/FYI
Anyone that takes anything that I say as being anything other than sarcastic should think twice... Meaning, I am being a smart ass all of the time. This means that:

Traci Lords isn't really my mother. I only wish she could've been. Ok, maybe not my mother... I wish that she could've been an older cousin who would've shown me the ropes of the porn biz. She would've also taught me how to give a proper blow job so that instead of scraping teeth like I did at sixteen, I would've been a pro.

♥Conan O'Brien is not my husband. He is my secret lover. And he'll totally deny it if you ask him so don't bother...

♥I do not have a choking fetish. That is just savage... Unless I am doing the choking, in which case I have to say, that's totally fun.

♥I am not a body builder... Period.

♥I do not have a big right foot. I have a small left testicle... In a jar on my nightstand. It's not mine, I'm just borrowing it until I can afford my own.

♥Contrary to popular belief, I do not sit around in basements naked drinking Pabst and Bud on photo shoots. I do that type of stuff in my spare time ONLY, and do not document any of it in photographs.

♥I do not know who Fluffy is, nor do I know about the children that she claims to have bore with me. She is crazy! And if she tries to tell you any different, please call my lawyer.

♥I am NOT a swinger. And really, even if I was, I wouldn't be advertising that sort of thing here. That's what Craig's list is for.

♥I am not a parent... Again, regardless of what Fluffy says. *EDIT* I had to change my parent status on here because I was getting too many e-mails about what a MILF I am and asking to see pictures of my non-existent children. I am ashamed of the little buggers! Why would I want to post pictures of the ugly bastards?!

♥I don't really stalk people. Who has time for REAL stalking when there is myspace? Perfect for cyber-stalking.

♥I am not against hearing others speak, and I do like opinions... In a perfect world. Ok, I guess this one is true.

♥I can read. I really can.

♥And lastly, I am not a Gangsta Rap Artist. I mean, it's a cute thought, but really... Isn't it a bit insulting to the real "gangstas" to put me in the same category? I mean, don't get me wrong, I have logged my time in on the streets and all, but I am still a mini-G...


...People that are mute. I hate listening to others speak. Opinions suck, especially when they're not my opinions.


   Disclaimer/FYI
Anyone that takes anything that I say as being anything other than sarcastic should think twice... Meaning, I am being a smart ass all of the time. This means that:

Traci Lords isn't really my mother. I only wish she could've been. Ok, maybe not my mother... I wish that she could've been an older cousin who would've shown me the ropes of the porn biz. She would've also taught me how to give a proper blow job so that instead of scraping teeth like I did at sixteen, I would've been a pro.

♥Conan O'Brien is not my husband. He is my secret lover. And he'll totally deny it if you ask him so don't bother...

♥I do not have a choking fetish. That is just savage... Unless I am doing the choking, in which case I have to say, that's totally fun.

♥I am not a body builder... Period.

♥I do not have a big right foot. I have a small left testicle... In a jar on my nightstand. It's not mine, I'm just borrowing it until I can afford my own.

♥Contrary to popular belief, I do not sit around in basements naked drinking Pabst and Bud on photo shoots. I do that type of stuff in my spare time ONLY, and do not document any of it in photographs.

♥I do not know who Fluffy is, nor do I know about the children that she claims to have bore with me. She is crazy! And if she tries to tell you any different, please call my lawyer.

♥I am NOT a swinger. And really, even if I was, I wouldn't be advertising that sort of thing here. That's what Craig's list is for.

♥I am not a parent... Again, regardless of what Fluffy says. *EDIT* I had to change my parent status on here because I was getting too many e-mails about what a MILF I am and asking to see pictures of my non-existent children. I am ashamed of the little buggers! Why would I want to post pictures of the ugly bastards?!

♥I don't really stalk people. Who has time for REAL stalking when there is myspace? Perfect for cyber-stalking.

♥I am not against hearing others speak, and I do like opinions... In a perfect world. Ok, I guess this one is true.

♥I can read. I really can.

♥And lastly, I am not a Gangsta Rap Artist. I mean, it's a cute thought, but really... Isn't it a bit insulting to the real "gangstas" to put me in the same category? I mean, don't get me wrong, I have logged my time in on the streets and all, but I am still a mini-G...


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  • Status: Swinger
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: San Jose, CA
  • Body type: 5' 3" / Body builder
  • Ethnicity: Other
  • Religion: Other
  • Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius
  • Children: Someday
  • Occupation: Gangsta Rap Artist

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  • Hookers Come Dirt Cheap, LLC

    • Hollywood, specifically, Hollywood Blvd., California US
    • Usually on the knees, sometimes face down, ass up
    12/93 - present
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    • Hollywood, CA DE
    • Head Conker/ Recruiter
    01/03 - present
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    • Los Angeles, CA US
    • photographer
    12/05 - present
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    03/06 - present
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    • Owner
    01/00 - present

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