Cher
As Seen on TV / Stand-Up / Sketch Comedy
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I may disagree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it
Female
40 years old
UPLAND
United States
Last Login: 12/14/2009
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Mood:
contemplative
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Cher's Comedian Bio
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| Bio | I'm just a girl.........a mom, a comic, an executive director, a board member, a trustee, an actress, a scorpio, a sister. an ex-wife, a former nude model, a jewelry designer, a reader of books, a seeker of knowledge, a Buddhist-Christian-Pagan hybrid, a singer, an extremely dismal speaker of the French language, a fan of Barack Obama, but a political Independent, an ex-ballerina, a college graduate, an owner of dogs, a roommate of cats, and single | | Website | cheralaugh.com, virginsandsaints.com | | Influences | Lucy, Mary Tyler Moore, Carol Burnett, Marlo Thomas, Jeanine Garafalo, Tina Fey, Gilda Radner, Sarah Silverman and many more! | | TV Shows | Comedian X (if that ever actually appears), and Wheel of Fortune. I asked for an "F" because you know there are soooooooo many of those! | | Films | Sword & Sorcerer, Buddy Buddy, Takin' Care of Business.... you know, all the Summer Blockbusters! |
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Cher's Interests
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| General | Religion and politics, entertainment and conspiracy theories. | | Music | At present, I am listening to a wide variety of music. I enjoy a little of everything from Nina Simone and Billie Holliday, to Tom Waits and the Buena Vista Social Club. I also dabble in Barry Manilow from time to time in an effort to relive the innocence and musical ignorance of childhood. | | Movies | Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Nightmare before Christmas, and anything that makes me weep. | | Television | House, Grey's Anatomy, Ugly Betty, Last Comic Standing and Saving Grace | | Books | The Power of Now, the Elegant Universe, Harry Potter, although my favorite book of all time is, "a Wrinkle in Time." | | Heroes | Thor - the Norse God of Thunder, The Olsen Twin's dietician, Pam Anderson's cosmetic surgeon and Britney Spears' marriage counselor. |
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Comedians Club, The Comedy District, Comedians of MySpace, NYC Underground Comedy Fest, Comedians Corner, Bill Word's Favorite Funny Females, SuzeQ Official MYsPaCe GaLLerIA Exclusive.... ......4 my fanz..., Inland Empire Comedians
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Cher's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Southern California | | Body type: | 5' 8" | | Religion: | Buddhist | | Zodiac Sign: | Scorpio | | Education: | Grad / professional school | | Occupation: | Comedian |
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Cher's Companies
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Muse
Claremont, California US
Artist/Owner
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About me:
Comedian, Writer, Actress, Artist, Poet, Muse and Witty Conversationalist!
I'm a very girly girl. I like all things sparkly and shiny and glittery and sweet. I would love to live in a world filled with rainbows and unicorns and lawn gnomes. If I can't have lawn gnomes, I would certainly be happy with some of those pink plastic flamingoes.
I'm a firm believer that you should strive to have nothing in your life that is not beautiful or useful. That's why I don't have a boyfriend.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Oh, let's see......the perfect man? One who understands that "directions" are not a sign of weakness. They are God's way of telling you how to get places, build things, take medication!!!!!
One who truly appreciates the little things you do for him - like cute dresses and pedicures and manicures and having every tiny little hair in your hoonanny pulled out by it's tiny little roots, and not yelling at him when he doesn't put the cap on the toothpaste, or kicking him in the shins when he leaves the toilet seat up, or stabbing him in the head with a pair of shiny scissors when he says, "You're not wearing that, are you?" You know, the little things!
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