Bloody punk-metal ghouls Chesty Malone and the Slice ‘em Ups come from the bowels of New York City, Brooklyn specifically. With flesh eating vocals from Jaqueline Blownaparte, crushing guitars by Anthony Allen Van Hoek, and a pummeling rhythm section courtesy of drummer Bill Nixon and bass player Uruk Brütal, the Slice ’em Ups will bludgeon your eardrums and overload your remaining five senses. Since summer ‘06 the Slice ’em Ups have played their twisted, blood soaked brand of rock n’ roll up and down the east coast of the US (they’ve played shows all over NY state, along with Philly, Boston and New Jersey) and they had a successful Midwest tour in December ’08 (dubbed the Bloodthirsty Hungry and Mean tour, they hit Cleveland, Chicago and Harrisburg) not to mention that in May ’08 they released their debut CD “Now We’re Gonna See What Disaster Really Means” on Wrecked Records. It’s a 13 song blast that comes and goes in 28 glorious minutes.
The Slice ‘em Ups were weaned on punk bands like Black Flag, Misfits, Negative Approach and Bad Brains along with metal bands like Black Sabbath, Motorhead and Venom. Add in an un-healthy dose of zombie and slasher flicks, trashy novels and old time late night sci-fi TV and you’ve got Chesty Malone and the Slice ‘em Ups!
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Hey guys you might have to host the mp3 on some other host site like Mediafire, Sendspace or Megaupload, MySpace has disabled their free downloads on all band pages.
10/30/2009 09:00 PM - TOMMY’S TAVERN - 1041 MANHATTAN AVE - BROOKLYN, New York 11222 - BLOODBEAT/ICONICIDE/SEIZURE CRYPT/YO!SCUNT/STRAPHANGERS. // 11/07/2009 08:00 PM - DON PEDRO’S - 90 MANHATTAN AVE - BROOKLYN, New York 11212 - HAMMERBRAIN / HIGH TEEN BOOGIE / THE MESS AROUND / ICONICIDE. // 11/08/2009 05:00 PM - THE MEAT LOCKER - 8 PARK STREET - MONTCLAIR, New Jersey - SEXUAL SUICIDE 530PM, FED UP 630PM, MENTAL ABUSE 730PM.830PM ICONICIDE AND 930PM IS TRUTH IN NEEDLES // 11/14/2009 05:00 PM - ICONICIDE invades Philly! - THE FISH FLAT - 308 Belgrade Street - Philadelphia, Pennsylvania - Iconicide / Partysaurus Wrecks (PA) / Betty Sueaside (Baltimore) / A Warm Gun (Baltimore) = Booked by SLUG and Fat Bastard Productions!
So, how's the drum crisis going? Sorry the gig didn't work out, it was gearing up to be sick. Just had a listen to those tracks not listed on the 1st album, and they're pretty damn kickass!
DECURS - hey rockstars! CRUSHER - en mi mente TOE TAG - whipping boy FALSE CAUSE - jihad VANDALS - baptism in fire ROT - my enemy EXACERBACION - autoanikilarce EXACERBACION - rational inconsistency SCARPONI - oponiendo a la realidad CERVELLI STANKI - asociale DECIBELIOS - botas y tirantes EL BOSQUE - juanito el punk PER CAPITA - media control PER CAPITA - erased by authority ENDEMIA - mentiras ENDEMIA - solo morimos cuando nos olvidan CRIPTIC SLAUGHTER - lowlife
Fuck ... guys (and gal) Sorry to flake on the Lucky 13 invite, but I didn't take into consideration that subways don't run when I tell 'em to. Youz guyz made my night and bleed that place dry of awesome! Thanks for showing me how it's done. I'm sure you've all have one for me.
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