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Diana
Stand-Up / Jokes / Stand-Up
Believer of Karmic Retribution

Female
100 years old
NYC, NY
United States



Last Login: 1/29/2009
Mood: disgusted Mood Image
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   Diana's Comedian Bio
InfluencesRed wine. An eight ball. It all depends.

    Diana's Interests
GeneralMy interests are unique. They are special. They are ironic and funny and very hip. Therefore, they make me better than you. Suck it.
MusicFine, I'll admit it. I like it twee.
MoviesBlazing Saddles; Amelie; Office Space; History of the World: Part I; Coming to America; Golden Child; All About Eve; Who's Afraid of Virginia Wolf; To Kill A Mockingbird; Airplane; Hot Shots: Part Deux; Spaceballs; Breakfast Club; Pretty in Pink; Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (not the Tim Burton version)
TelevisionThe Wire, Rome, Gossip Girl, Flight of the Conchords, Top Chef, Big Love
BooksYes. I generally like them.
HeroesMySpace Codes
Groups: PoonnationFree Blanket Man!

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     Diana's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking, Friends
Hometown:Anywhere barren, dirty and hopeless
Body type:5' 5"
Ethnicity:Latino / Hispanic
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Rock slinger/house pet

   Diana's Schools
Sylvania Southview High Schoo
Sylvania,Ohio
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

2011 to Present
Victoria University of Wellington
Wellington, New Zealand
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Art History
 

2000 to 2001
Ohio State University-Main Campus
Columbus,Ohio
Graduated: N/A
 

1950 to 1951


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Myspace Layouts, Myspace Graphics, Codes

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Who I'd like to meet:
Lovable losers, miserable optimists, comics who aren't full of shit, and girls who don't piss all over the toilet seat. Also, this dude.

   Diana's Friend Space (Top 23)
Diana has 490 friends.
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Diana's Friends Comments
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Alex





Apr 17 2009 1:18 AM

The Billionaires' Club With The Teabaggers
Alex





Mar 5 2009 2:27 AM

Get Off Like a CEO

Watch​ a funny​ video​ about​ Healt​h Insur​ance CEO'​s greed​,​ and learn​ what you can do to fight​ back.
Andrew Healan





Dec 25 2008 7:55 AM

A Merry New Orleans Christmas 2007 Pictures, Images and Photos

Merry Christmas!

JasonfreakinBang





Dec 16 2008 1:41 AM

I hope your Kwanzaa is filled with joy and happiness.

The Fifty-Cent Open Mic - Mondays 7pm





Dec 13 2008 1:45 AM

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A comedy CD will pay for itself the weekend of your first road gig selling them. People want to take a piece of home after shows. Give them what they want and grow your fanbase, make money and have fun while doing it.

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Lyntoni





Oct 1 2008 11:04 PM

You rock girl! Thanks for the add!
Micah





Oct 1 2008 10:03 PM

COLONIC!
Erin Jackson





Sep 29 2008 11:23 AM

Somebody just turned 100!!!! Happy Birthday D!!! -- unless of course today is not your birthday and i'm just hecka confused ... Either way, hope you have a fabulous day.
love ya, -- E
Don Thomas





Sep 29 2008 1:49 AM

Are you married?
jones





Sep 22 2008 1:12 AM

Thanks for the add, Diana.
Oh...and myspace is bullsh*t, which makes me wonder why I spend so much time here.
Meg Cupernall





Sep 15 2008 4:57 PM

Even though you're "pretty much done with myspace", i'm using myspace to tell you, good stuff at Fam Hour.
Always enjoy your sets!
Erin Jackson





Sep 11 2008 4:05 PM

see you next weekend, YAY! :)
the jiggle





Sep 7 2008 9:52 PM

So, where will you be, say, December 26-January 2?
Susan





Sep 4 2008 9:48 PM

Yo Bitch! Long time no talk, I looked up some of your stand up on you tube and the hubby and I were crying it was soooo funny. Love the shit about fat juniors clothing, I can totally relate!!!!
You are pretty good on stage there little lady! Your man's Outback shit is hysterical too! I don't even want to know how you ended up there!
Erica Watson is a FAT BITCH!





Aug 28 2008 3:17 PM

Hey! How are you? it was good seeing you Sunday!! You are a funny chick! I am going to send you the picture we took..we look FINE AS HELL!! LOL

e
Three Muses





Aug 23 2008 5:01 PM

We've been busy updating our photos and our online store at www. threemusesart. etsy. com .
Stop in and have a look when you get a chance.

If you have plans to be in the DC area in September/ October, be sure to look at our calender... we'll be all over the area!

Best,
Monique







José





Aug 8 2008 8:09 PM

Going to see you tonight in VA with a crew. Wish I could make it tomorrow as well, but I have to attend a wedding. Nos vemos pronto!

Holla!!!
Geoff





Aug 3 2008 11:25 PM

Jedi is totally not a mood funnylady.
Joseph





Jul 17 2008 3:24 AM

mmmmmmm....


I got you something...









Raquel D'Apice





Jul 13 2008 7:35 PM

Where do you do comedy?

Tell me. For serious. I am going to hunt you down and heckle you with a New Zealand accent.
Maine





Jul 10 2008 11:21 PM

thanks for the add...
Andrew Healan





Jul 3 2008 8:22 PM

Have a rockin' Independence Day!

Erin Jackson





Jul 3 2008 2:29 PM

I miss you!!!!!!!! I need to come up and visit. love you much.
you are the truth ;) --ej
Three Muses





Jul 3 2008 4:46 AM

My artwork will be shown at Soho in Dupont Circle (22nd & P Street NW) for the entire month of July.
Stop in, have a latte, and check out the new stuff! You can also see new work on my blog at threemusesart. blogspot. com

Best,
Monique
Sara Benincasa





Jun 28 2008 5:29 PM

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