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The Onion and The A.V. Club are pleased to announce the beta launch of Decider.com, a site dedicated to helping you get the most out of Chicago. From dining and drinking to concerts and movies, Decider will assist you in making the right choice.

+ A comprehensive guide to Chicago restaurants and bars, including informative write-ups on the city’s most notable places—from Decider staff as well as our readers. That means you. We'll have lots of beautiful photos too, so you'll know what kind of place you're headed to before you get there.
+ An easy way to keep track of what’s happening at your favorite hang-outs, movie theaters, music venues, and more, as well as updates on your favorite artists, with your personalized Bookmarks page. Keep a list of restaurants you'd like to try, then review them once you do!
+ An inclusive events calendar, featuring write-ups from Chicago’s most well-informed critics previewing music, film, comedy, theater events and more. Looking for something to do tonight? Click the date, narrow your search, and decide. + Inventive interviews, feature stories, and blog posts. + The ability to add your own reviews and grades, contributing to the discussion rather than just reading it.
And Decider will present all of this and more in an easily navigable site that's designed not to overwhelm you with information, but make it simpler for you to take advantage of what Chicago offers.

So get started, and thanks for your patience while we work out the beta bugs. Your comments are always welcome everywhere on the site, and feel free to hit us up with your ideas. Decider.com.

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Matt Mills and the Wandering Past

Matt Mills and the Wandering Past



Mar 16 2009 10:43 PM

hey, thanks for the add..

hope you like the music..
Luke Romyn - Author of THE DARK PATH

Luke Romyn



Mar 17 2009 1:33 AM

Hi there, thanks for the add.
You can check out my new novel at:



Or you can click on my promo below:

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Take care,

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Mar 19 2009 3:09 PM

Thanks for the ad

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The Violet

The Violet



Mar 21 2009 5:43 AM

What up Onion?????


Have an awesome weekend!!!!!


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Mushroom Murder Mob

Mushroom Murder Mob



Mar 21 2009 6:52 PM

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Mar 22 2009 1:06 AM

MIDWEST IT'Z OUR TIME!
The Violet

The Violet



Mar 25 2009 3:48 AM

What up Onnnnnnniiiiiooooonnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!! ;b


Have an awesome week!!!!!

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A Phantom Reprieve

A Phantom Reprieve



Mar 26 2009 12:53 AM

ALL AGES!
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Paucity



Feb 20 2009 2:16 PM

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Feb 24 2009 4:47 AM

Hello the Onion!! I just wanted to make sure you wouldn't miss the new Bluesy French-Pop album made in Chicago... Check it out on my page! Thx, Olivier (NO)
The Criterion Band

The Criterion Band



Feb 27 2009 4:38 AM

City Feigning Sleep
WIDDER

WIDDER



Mar 4 2009 9:00 PM

THANKS FOR THE ADD
HAVE A GREAT DAY
MAGNETARS

MAGNETARS



Mar 6 2009 3:41 PM

Hope to see you there!!!

The Rikters

The Rikters



Mar 7 2009 7:27 PM

Local band makes good!
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Holding Mercury [text 99161 to request on Q101!]



Mar 7 2009 11:58 PM

Hello, hello Chicago! We will be playing a big show at Metro, Friday, March 20th. We were hoping to see you all come out.



Entry is free before 9pm if you print out the message from our myspace blog...if you can't make it by then, you can purchase tickets in advance HERE. Just enter "holding" as the password under "band discount 2" and get your tickets for $5 (otherwise, they are $8 at the door).



For more details, click on the pic below for our facebook evite. Hope to see you on the 20th!!!!



Click here to visit the evite!

Victim Of Time

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Mar 10 2009 7:02 PM

Victim of Time presents:

Wednesday March 11th @ Cobra Lounge (21+ FREE!)
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...and Tuesday March 17th @ Cobra Lounge (21+ FREE)

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Mar 13 2009 1:44 PM

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Alessandra



Mar 16 2009 8:18 PM

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Feb 11 2009 7:31 PM

WC Records Presents:


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Feb 3 2009 8:54 PM

Hey everyone,

We want to hear YOUR stories.

Our recent show with Kings of Leon was great! Find out what else we have going on to help the University of Chicago Comer Children's Hospital. Help us spread the word by sharing your story and supporting a good cause.

Check out our profile page for more info.
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Jan 28 2009 12:02 PM

Ain't got no stinkin valentine? Come to the Be Your Own Cupid Clothing Swap @ Lenny & Me (www. myspace. com/lennyandmechicago), and Post-Swap @ Flat Iron on Thursday, Feb. 5th. Noooooo cover! Fun starts at 7 .m. @ Lenny and Me. Be there, be square.
The Alaya Conscious

The Alaya Conscious



Jan 27 2009 3:31 PM

Hope you and yours had a great holiday. We're playing a show this Fri 1/30 at the Elbo Room. We've been recording our new EP over the past few weeks and will be playing it in it's entirety for the first time. This will be our last show until Dave gets back from tour in April...don't miss it!
Mike
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