I intentionally uploaded that photo so that it wouldn't be blatantly, obvious that I'm cock-eyed. (don't stare too long...you'll get pregnant!) Also I drive a 1974 Chevy, "ChildMolester" model, Van...it's all decked out with dingle-balls and a "Back the Badge" sticker on the back that repels police officers. Yeah, they stopped making that model around '76...
...Now, to all the animal lovers out there, I hate to admit it...but I have a genuine bald eagle, neck-leather steering wheel with a Spotted White Owl-head, shifter knob. My car comes with the Koala-skin seat covers and some near-extinct, sea turtle rims. The blinker switch is made from the finest bald eagle feet with talons (one of fiftysix eagles shot to decorate my car) The dashboard is made of pure, dried killer whale skin. And finally, in order to put the finishing touches on, I've had two baby elephant tusks mounted onto the hood...one of which is impailing a fawn. And when I get to my favorite restaurant, I order the baby seal...clubbed, hold the eyes.
-Just kidding...I think all those animals are neat!
Who I'd like to meet:
Somebody REALLY boring. If there's anything I hate...it's a personality. I prefer people who just stare blankly or, better yet, I'd like to meet a dead guy or girl. Sex isn't an issue I'll take whatever dead shit you wanna give me.
I also want to meet a really nice mail-man...one who's not afraid to open up to me and just share his feelings. I mean, why can't they do that? My mail-man won't even come in for breakfast. I want a mail-man who'll watch re-runs of M.A.S.H., with me until the cows come home.
Hey, you know what? I want to meet someone whose cows came home too...and maybe a knuckle sandwich...I've always wanted to meet a knuckle sandwich...I'd kiss it on the LIPS!!