I am interested in SO MANY things. I looove music (I have said that about 1000000 times by now). I am very interested in ancient history and earth sciences. I am a paranormal investigator. I love comedy. Especially stand-up and improv. I love to laugh *obviously*. I can make a joke about anything. Ok..not EVERYTHING, but most things. I often wonder how long it takes people to WrItE lIkE tHiS. I just proved it takes a while. Weird. Anything else? Just ask.
Music
I am a HUGE music fan. I grew up listening to mostly punk/ska (at least in my teen years). My fav bands from that time of my life were Pennywise, Bad Religion, NOFX,Cherry Poppin Daddies, etc etc.
I used to wake up every weekend to my dads collection. I have a great affinity for Classic Rock. Looooove Journey, CCR, Oingo Boingo (We Close Our Eyes changed my life), Styx, Lynyrd, Van Morrison (Tupelo Honey is one of my all time favorite songs), Eagles, the Who, Moody Blues, Blue Oyster Cult. Fact is I could go on and on.
Now, I have a more eclectic mix. There is a band called Open Hand. I strongly suggest any music lover check them out. They hold the title of Ambers favorite song EVER. I enjoy some hip hop/r&b. Country is alright, I just dont go out of my way to listen to it.
Lets face it. I love music.
Movies
Favorite movie of all time: Wet Hot American Summer. I will stop at NOTHING to make sure every person breathing on this planet will watch it. Even some that arent breathing. American History X, Shawshank Redemption, Office Space. Im not huge on movies, so I will pretty much watch anything people drag me to.
Television
I really dont watch all that much TV. I like the old family guys (the new ones try too hard)...I suppose I will jump on the band wagon and say that Scrubs is effing hilarious (Thank you NetFlix). I am also a nerd for all the discovery channels (except TLC...Die home decorating shows!!!), I love travel channel, Science, discovery health channel. Yes Im a dork. Love it you bastards. I even love the history channel when it comes to ancient history.
About me: Hi everyone! I am Amber. I am a paranormal investigator with RIP as well as Unknown Utah. I loooove music, and secretly wish to be a singer and stand up comedian. Shhh...Obviously I like comedy too. I recently landed a job at the University of Utah working in the admin building for the pediatric hospital. I finally have an actual career. I love to chat online with people, though I don't want any playas. Seriously, its lame people. If you are a friend collecter I am not interested. I love my friends. I know some pretty amazing and talented people.
Who I'd like to meet: Ron Livingston(sexy)
Michael Showalter
Seth MacFarlane
Michael Ian Black
David Wain
Carlos Mencia
Dane Cook
Mike Rowe
Dana Carvey
Van Morrison
Now, if you mean people who are actually tangable, I guess I would have to say people who are obviously nice, funny, love music as much as I do, and arent fake. I work graves, so if youre ever bored, hit me up. Yo.
I want a singing rabbit!
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the closet. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.
The little boy says, "Dark in here.
"
The man says, "Yes, it is. "
Boy - "I have a baseball. "
Man - "That's nice. "
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks. "
Boy - "My dad's outside. "
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$150"
Man - "Sold. "
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.
Boy - "Dark in here. "
Man - "Yes, it is. "
Boy - "I have a Wilson infielder's glove. "
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy,
"How much?"
Boy - "$350"
Man - "Highway robbery. Sold. "
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch. "
The boy says, "I can't, I sold my ball and my glove. "
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
The boy says, "$500"
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that... that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your greed." They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here.
"
The priest says, "Don't start that shit again; you're in MY closet now.
oooh I see you changed your pic. GOOD DEAL! It's all good....I'm done with the drinking bit for a while...but I'm sure as hell not done with children clown fun!!!! OHHH lady that rhymed!!!!
I hope your weekend involves me, you, a bottle of vodka, pot stickers, sexy sexy time, and a camcorder! Oh did you see your newest pic of you I did? ADD IT YO.....
Ha ha thats funny....most people would take that as a complament that they look young but I guess it's not the same as some saying that you look like a kid.
I may take you up on that! That will be fun! Chase is doing good....turns 5 in April and starts Kindergarten this year too! Kinda scary and all that he's growing up so fast...lol
