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Bill (medifield@aol.com) wrote: 10 people after your screen in NYC commented on how little credit you give the actors - it's a sad but true statement on the true purpose of your films is to serve your own ego...Here, you have people who are getting paid SHIT, and you have the fucking audacity to open without their names and close with EVERYONE but the people who basically donated their time to you for you to sell DVD's later on ? Yes, you did give them "rolling credits" after the PRODUCER, DIRECTOR and everyone else - At the very least, they should have had their picture up, still frame with a screen credit...do u ever watch movies???lol - that is how it is done in Hollywood - you are ridiculous and people laugh at how self indulging it was to credit others who came in their pants when their "Producer" name popped up on the screen...sadly, the true heroes are those people who were covered in shit for 3 weeks.
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the soundtrack to: "the balloon knot adventures of Chim Chim and Uncle Lloydie!"
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Law and Order: Young hairless asian boys unit..
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All I Learned about Filmmaking I Learned from the Toxic Avenger, Make Your Damn Movie, The Toxic Avenger: The Novel
• Mein Kampf
• It's okay to be gay, my Uncle Lloyd told me
• The complete pedophiles guide to analingus!

These fine young ladies learned a lot from my book Make Your Own Damn Movie!
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"His (Lloyd Kaufman) string of low-budget, lowbrow horror comedies stretching back to the '80s has been cited as influence by Peter Jackson, the Farrelly Brothers, Quentin Tarantino, Takashi Miike and Guillermo Del Toro, just to cite a few prominent examples." - Lou Lumenick, Chief Critic New York Post

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- On May 9th, 2008, our newest film "Poultrygeist" premiered in New York City as the #1 film per screen average

- Troma President Lloyd Kaufman has a new book coming out January 9, 2009 called "Direct Your Own Damn Movie!" available for preorder HERE! This will be the second in the "Make Your Own Damn Movie" series, and will be followed by a book on producing.

- Lloyd was also recently elected chairman of the Independent Film & Television Alliance, a 200-member trade association of independent artists, actively involved in lobbying re: issues of net neutrality and media consolidation.

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I like to look good, that makes me a tease. I like to eat, that makes me a pig. I like to get off, that makes me a slut. I like to be treated with respect, that makes me a man-hating dyke. Trust me, I have no problem being labelled a bitch!

i read. a lot. i like to go dancing. i don't drink a lot, but i can appreciate a good glass of wine/beer. i need to buy a house, and when i do i will probably turn into more of a hermit than i already am. i am obsessed with my cat and my friend jamie says i am a pineapple.

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Hello,
I was sure that anyone would like to communicate with me and I'm very glad that it's you.
Firstly I tell you a little about myself to you, can image how I'm looking, what I like, what are my interests. My name is Elena, my native country is Russia. I live in not big but very clean and green town N-Novgorod. If we will continue our acquaintance, I'll tell you more about my town.
I'm 27 years old. My eyes are blue. My growth is 5.5 feet, weight is 115 lb. I'll send you my pictures and you'll see all yourself if you give me your e-mail. I would like to have your pictures more.
I'm the manager on the personnel in a small firm. Our firm's work is delivery and By processing grain to flour, groats, macaroni products. I like my work.
It taught me to know people, to see who are who etc. Many people surround me during my working day but at home I feel loneliness. Sure, I have friends but they all have their own families and own problems.
I like theatres, cinema, clubs very much and I go there with my girlfriends on weekends. I read a lot, I like classical literature. And what do you like,? How do you spend your free time?
I would like to find a friend abroad and perhaps to make a family with him. I couldn't do it in Russia because I've disappointed in Russian men.
I want to get rid of my loneliness very much! Unfortunately I have no computer and I use computer in the internet-caf?.
I was glad to write you and I hope you have an interest to communicate with me.
Look forward to your reply, good bue!
Elena.
P.S. Unfortunately my English isn't good. Sorry. ......

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Status: Married
Here for: Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Hometown: Tromaville, New Jersey
Orientation: Gay
Body type: 2' 11" / More to love!
Ethnicity: Pacific Islander
Religion: Wiccan
Zodiac Sign: Capricorn
Children: Proud parent
Education: College graduate
Occupation: Fluffer for corporate videos
Income: Less than $30,000

Schools

Trinity School
- New York,New York
- Graduated: 1964
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: High School Diploma
- Clubs: CUM Laude Society Lawrence T.Cole Award
1954 to 1964

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Troma Entertainment
- Tromaville, New Jersey US
- HNIC/reverse cowgirl
1974-2003

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ARE YOU THE NEXT TROMERICAN IDOL? ENTER OUR “ KARA-YOLK-E CONTEST” AND FIND OUT!!!!
WIN PRIZES AND STARDOM!!!
Visit http://www.troma.com/TromaIdol/ for all the info!..