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Bill (medifield@aol.com) wrote:
10 people after your screen in NYC commented on how little credit you give the
actors - it's a sad but true statement on the true purpose of your films is to
serve your own ego...Here, you have people who are getting paid SHIT, and you
have the fucking audacity to open without their names and close with EVERYONE
but the people who basically donated their time to you for you to sell DVD's
later on ? Yes, you did give them "rolling credits" after the PRODUCER,
DIRECTOR and everyone else - At the very least, they should have had their
picture up, still frame with a screen credit...do u ever watch movies???lol -
that is how it is done in Hollywood - you are ridiculous and people laugh at
how self indulging it was to credit others who came in their pants when their
"Producer" name popped up on the screen...sadly, the true heroes are those
people who were covered in shit for 3 weeks.
People talk and what goes around comes around.....you are old enough to know
that...or maybe not.
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Check out the Hottest soundtrack out there! MySpace.com/PoultrygeistSoundtrack!!!
These guys are also pretty awesome...
All I Learned about Filmmaking I Learned from the Toxic Avenger, Make Your Damn Movie, The Toxic Avenger: The Novel • Mein Kampf • It's okay to be gay, my Uncle Lloyd told me • The complete pedophiles guide to analingus!
These fine young ladies learned a lot from my book Make Your Own Damn Movie!
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About me: "His (Lloyd Kaufman) string of low-budget, lowbrow horror comedies stretching back to the '80s has been cited as influence by Peter Jackson, the Farrelly Brothers, Quentin Tarantino, Takashi Miike and Guillermo Del Toro, just to cite a few prominent examples." - Lou Lumenick, Chief Critic
New York Post
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- Troma is celebrating its 35th anniversary as, arguably, the longest running independent studio in film history.
- Our most famous film, The Toxic Avenger, is being made into a musical by the producers of "Dirty Rotton Scoundrels" and with the music of Bon Jovi founding member, David Bryan.
- On May 9th, 2008, our newest film "Poultrygeist" premieres in New York City, after prestigious festival screenings around the world. It will then premiere in LOS ANGELES on June 13.
- Troma President Lloyd Kaufman is in the process of working on a new book for Reed Elsevier about auteur directing. It will be the second in the "Make Your Own Damn Movie" series, and will be followed by a book on producing. We expect a publication date in early 2009.
- Lloyd was also recently elected chairman of the Independent Film & Television Alliance, a 200-member trade association of independent artists, actively involved in lobbying re: issues of net neutrality and media consolidation.
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I like to look good, that makes me a tease. I like to eat, that makes me a pig. I like to get off, that makes me a slut. I like to be treated with respect, that makes me a man-hating dyke. Trust me, I have no problem being labelled a bitch!
i read. a lot. i like to go dancing. i don't drink a lot, but i can appreciate a good glass of wine/beer. i need to buy a house, and when i do i will probably turn into more of a hermit than i already am. i am obsessed with my cat and my friend jamie says i am a pineapple.
Hello,
I was sure that anyone would like to communicate with me and I'm very glad that it's you.
Firstly I tell you a little about myself to you, can image how I'm looking, what I like, what are my interests.
My name is Elena, my native country is Russia. I live in not big but very clean and green town N-Novgorod. If we will continue our acquaintance,
I'll tell you more about my town.
I'm 27 years old. My eyes are blue. My growth is 5.5 feet, weight is 115 lb. I'll send you my pictures and you'll see
all yourself if you give me your e-mail. I would like to have your pictures more.
I'm the manager on the personnel in a small firm. Our firm's work is delivery and By processing grain to flour, groats, macaroni products. I like my work.
It taught me to know people, to see who are who etc.
Many people surround me during my working day but at home I feel loneliness. Sure, I have friends but they all have their own families and own problems.
I like theatres, cinema, clubs very much and I go there with my girlfriends on weekends. I read a lot, I like classical literature. And what do
you like,? How do you spend your free time?
I would like to find a friend abroad and perhaps to make a family with him. I couldn't do it in Russia because I've disappointed in Russian men.
I want to get rid of my loneliness very much!
Unfortunately I have no computer and I use computer in the internet-caf?.
I was glad to write you and I hope you have an interest to communicate with me.
Look forward to your reply, good bue!
Elena.
P.S. Unfortunately my English isn't good. Sorry.
Hey man hows it going. Your massive poultrygeist poster keeps falling down and landing on my head at night. So when I wake up im staring at a giant chicken.Its rather frightning. I think for this blatant disregard for my white tack you should pay the sum of...a lot of money haha ! Much love. Check out some of my stuff while you are making fun of my awful comment :D www. youtube. com/mrfrosty xxx
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