Lloyd
Lloyd Kaufman
I'm the herpes of the film industy... I just won't go away

Male
63 years old
NEW YORK, NEW YORK
United States



Last Login: 7/2/2009
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GeneralMORE RAVE REVIEWS FOR POULTRYGEIST:
Bill (medifield@aol.com) wrote: 10 people after your screen in NYC commented on how little credit you give the actors - it's a sad but true statement on the true purpose of your films is to serve your own ego...Here, you have people who are getting paid SHIT, and you have the fucking audacity to open without their names and close with EVERYONE but the people who basically donated their time to you for you to sell DVD's later on ? Yes, you did give them "rolling credits" after the PRODUCER, DIRECTOR and everyone else - At the very least, they should have had their picture up, still frame with a screen credit...do u ever watch movies???lol - that is how it is done in Hollywood - you are ridiculous and people laugh at how self indulging it was to credit others who came in their pants when their "Producer" name popped up on the screen...sadly, the true heroes are those people who were covered in shit for 3 weeks.
People talk and what goes around comes around.....you are old enough to know that...or maybe not.

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Movies

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TelevisionLaw and Order: Young hairless asian boys unit
BooksWatch the Toxic Avenger: The Novel Commercial! WOW!

All I Learned about Filmmaking I Learned from the Toxic Avenger, Make Your Damn Movie, The Toxic Avenger: The Novel
• Mein Kampf
• It's okay to be gay, my Uncle Lloyd told me
• The complete pedophiles guide to analingus!

These fine young ladies learned a lot from my book Make Your Own Damn Movie!
HeroesMichael Jackson (natch!)
The Toxic Avenger and Kabukiman
Sammy Hagar!!! Diamond David Lee Roth!
Anyone who makes their own damn movie!
The Troma Team, the Gay Troma editor Gabe Friedman, ass-head-ex-assistant Kiel Walker,
Large pizza with extra cheese, filthy american apparel models
Groups: Troma FansIndependent Horror Filmmakers, FX Artists, Actresses\Actors, Producers, Directors, Investors, & Writers (I.H.F.F.A.P.D.I.W.)TRASH CINEMA AND B-MOVIE MADNESS!!!Silverscreen-Bizarre's house of sleaze, trash and cultBiFF JUGGERNAUT ProductionsDie You Zombie Bastards!TromaniacsScreamfest Horror Con

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     Lloyd's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Gay
Hometown:Tromaville, New Jersey
Body type:2' 11" / More to love!
Ethnicity:Pacific Islander
Religion:Wiccan
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Children:Proud parent
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Fluffer for corporate videos
Income:Less than $30,000

   Lloyd's Schools
Trinity School
New York,New York
Graduated: 1964
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: CUM Laude Society Lawrence T.Cole Award
 

1954 to 1964

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Film - Drama - Acting
Want Uncle Lloyd in your movie or book me for my world famous Make Your Own Damn Movie! Master class???? go below! http://www.lloydkaufman.com/contact

   Lloyd's Companies
Troma Entertainment
Tromaville, New Jersey US
HNIC/reverse cowgirl
Gyno Talent Scout

1974-2003



Lloyd Poultrygeist is available on Amazon.com!!! PICK ONE UP!!!
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TROMA ART! Hell yes.  (view more)

Poultrygeist screening in LA June 26th!  (view more)

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"His (Lloyd Kaufman) string of low-budget, lowbrow horror comedies stretching back to the '80s has been cited as influence by Peter Jackson, the Farrelly Brothers, Quentin Tarantino, Takashi Miike and Guillermo Del Toro, just to cite a few prominent examples." - Lou Lumenick, Chief Critic New York Post

"The impact of Troma can be seen in nearly every independent filmmaker who cut his teeth in the video era, from Peter Jackson and Quentin Tarantino to South Park's Trey Parker (who's debut, Cannibal! The Musical was a Troma production), and the Troma universe has a devoted worldwide fan base to rival that of any comic book." - The A.V. Club (The Onion)



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A QUICK LOOK AT TROMA TODAY!

- Troma is celebrating its 35th anniversary as, arguably, the longest running independent studio in film history.

- Our most famous film, The Toxic Avenger, is being made into a musical by the producers of "Dirty Rotton Scoundrels" and with the music of Bon Jovi founding member, David Bryan.

- On May 9th, 2008, our newest film "Poultrygeist" premiered in New York City as the #1 film per screen average

- Troma President Lloyd Kaufman has a new book coming out January 9, 2009 called "Direct Your Own Damn Movie!" available for preorder HERE! This will be the second in the "Make Your Own Damn Movie" series, and will be followed by a book on producing.

- Lloyd was also recently elected chairman of the Independent Film & Television Alliance, a 200-member trade association of independent artists, actively involved in lobbying re: issues of net neutrality and media consolidation.

- The first work of many of today's notable stars, including Samuel l. jackson, Vincent D'Onofrio, and South Park's Trey Parker, can be found in Troma's library of over 700 films.



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I like to look good, that makes me a tease. I like to eat, that makes me a pig. I like to get off, that makes me a slut. I like to be treated with respect, that makes me a man-hating dyke. Trust me, I have no problem being labelled a bitch!

i read. a lot. i like to go dancing. i don't drink a lot, but i can appreciate a good glass of wine/beer. i need to buy a house, and when i do i will probably turn into more of a hermit than i already am. i am obsessed with my cat and my friend jamie says i am a pineapple.

Buy my movies! Buy.TromaMovies.com

Who I'd like to meet:

Hello,
I was sure that anyone would like to communicate with me and I'm very glad that it's you.
Firstly I tell you a little about myself to you, can image how I'm looking, what I like, what are my interests. My name is Elena, my native country is Russia. I live in not big but very clean and green town N-Novgorod. If we will continue our acquaintance, I'll tell you more about my town.
I'm 27 years old. My eyes are blue. My growth is 5.5 feet, weight is 115 lb. I'll send you my pictures and you'll see all yourself if you give me your e-mail. I would like to have your pictures more.
I'm the manager on the personnel in a small firm. Our firm's work is delivery and By processing grain to flour, groats, macaroni products. I like my work.
It taught me to know people, to see who are who etc. Many people surround me during my working day but at home I feel loneliness. Sure, I have friends but they all have their own families and own problems.
I like theatres, cinema, clubs very much and I go there with my girlfriends on weekends. I read a lot, I like classical literature. And what do you like,? How do you spend your free time?
I would like to find a friend abroad and perhaps to make a family with him. I couldn't do it in Russia because I've disappointed in Russian men.
I want to get rid of my loneliness very much! Unfortunately I have no computer and I use computer in the internet-caf?.
I was glad to write you and I hope you have an interest to communicate with me.
Look forward to your reply, good bue!
Elena.
P.S. Unfortunately my English isn't good. Sorry.


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Jul 4 2009 1:38 AM


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Jul 3 2009 11:31 PM


BLeeCKA





Jul 3 2009 7:21 PM

BLEECKA T.v SAYS TROMA FOR LIFE!!.

BLEECKA T.v. from BLEECKA on Vimeo.

Bloodbath in the House of Knives





Jul 3 2009 2:41 PM

Hey Lloyd, I see you have 3 free spots in your top friends. Why not be a pal and put us in one of them! The awesome movie your a part of! Lol.

Ciao!
Nick Lemenza
Erik Allyn





Jul 3 2009 12:54 PM

Mr. MotherF***er





Jul 3 2009 3:37 AM

Hey stud! I see that Killer Condom is on the gay channel. But I had to pass up watching it to check out Flesh for Frankenstein cause if anything says heterosexual its Udo Kier.
Yellow Ape Productions





Jul 2 2009 11:07 PM

Thanks for the add
and supporting real independent film!

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Jul 2 2009 7:11 PM

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Jul 2 2009 3:14 PM

If you are an aspiring film maker and have not read Lloyd Kaufmans books or seen his "make your damn damn movie" box set, I suggest you go to Troma.com and buy them all!! I just finished making my first movie ever, and his books and movies proved to be extremely valuable tools for me, not to mention pretty fucking entertaining!! I would have read the books and watched the box set even if I wasn't making a movie.

The movie is available now at ; http://morbidfilms.angelfire.com/

Keep fighting for truly independent cinema!!!
NEKRO©





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Jul 2 2009 1:04 AM

Hey Lloyd...Decibel Magazine gave MAD props to Troma...check it!

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Jul 1 2009 8:43 PM

Hi Lloyd!

Check out our new episode when you get a chance! :)

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Part 1:
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Jul 1 2009 7:05 PM

Chaos, panic, & disorder- my work here is done.

Not The Government





Jul 1 2009 12:19 PM

all hail lloyd kaufman!!!
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Jun 29 2009 7:02 PM

Yarrr! Thanks for ye add!
EL PRIVATES





Jun 29 2009 4:56 PM

INFERNAL FILMS LIMITED





Jun 29 2009 10:44 AM

[English version below]
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Hallo Freunde,

anbei unser FUN-Video vom Zombiewalk in Köln aus dem Jahr 2007, das einfach immer wieder Spaß macht. Darüber hinaus noch unser aktueller Trailer zu „GRAVEYARD OF THE LIVING DEAD“ und zur Rose/Schnaas Produktion, die wir zusammen mit LASER PARADISE co-produziert haben „UNRATED – The Movie“. Wir haben außerdem Timo Rose’s neuesten Film „GAME OVER“ co-produziert und auch bei Timo Rose’s „BEAST“ haben wir nicht nur vor, sondern auch hinter den Kulissen mitgewirkt und co-produziert.

Wir wünschen viel Spaß mit dieser tollen Trailersammlung und danken Euch für Eure Freundschaft. Bitte stimmt und kommentiert für unsere Trailer wenn Ihr könnt.

Gory wishes
INFERNAL FILMS LIMITED
The new Dimension of Frear

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Hi Friends,

Find attached our FUN-Video of the Zombiewalk in Cologne in the year 2007, which is always great fun to watch! Additionally you will find our latest Trailer of „GRAVEYARD OF THE LIVING DEAD“ and the first official trailer of the Rose/Schnaas production, which we have co-produced together with LASER PARADISE, called “UNRATED – The Movie”. We have also co-produced Timo Rose’s latest movie „GAME OVER“ and beside some others we have co-produced Timo Rose’s „BEAST“.

We wish you a lot of fun with this great Trailer collection and say thank you for your Friendship. Please vote and quote

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Jun 28 2009 4:52 PM


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Jun 27 2009 11:57 PM

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Jun 27 2009 10:05 PM

I miss you!! xoxo

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Jun 27 2009 3:45 PM

tromites are seemingly a rare breed in nortwest ohio these days. When i was introduced to tromas tasteless films 10 years ago there was a strong fan base. Where did they go? Is there anyway i can help spread the troma love once more in my little slice of the heartland?
www.MatthewReel.com





Jun 27 2009 4:57 AM


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Jun 26 2009 3:07 PM

i miss working with troma...

if i had more money, i would totally do it again.
Dr. Clark, Ghostbuster





Jun 25 2009 7:39 PM

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