MORE RAVE REVIEWS FOR POULTRYGEIST:
Bill (medifield@aol.com) wrote:
10 people after your screen in NYC commented on how little credit you give the
actors - it's a sad but true statement on the true purpose of your films is to
serve your own ego...Here, you have people who are getting paid SHIT, and you
have the fucking audacity to open without their names and close with EVERYONE
but the people who basically donated their time to you for you to sell DVD's
later on ? Yes, you did give them "rolling credits" after the PRODUCER,
DIRECTOR and everyone else - At the very least, they should have had their
picture up, still frame with a screen credit...do u ever watch movies???lol -
that is how it is done in Hollywood - you are ridiculous and people laugh at
how self indulging it was to credit others who came in their pants when their
"Producer" name popped up on the screen...sadly, the true heroes are those
people who were covered in shit for 3 weeks.
People talk and what goes around comes around.....you are old enough to know
that...or maybe not.
the soundtrack to: "the balloon knot adventures of Chim Chim and Uncle Lloydie!"
Check out the Hottest soundtrack out there! MySpace.com/PoultrygeistSoundtrack!!!
These guys are also pretty awesome...
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These fine young ladies learned a lot from my book Make Your Own Damn Movie!
Heroes
Michael Jackson (natch!) The Toxic Avenger and Kabukiman Sammy Hagar!!! Diamond David Lee Roth! Anyone who makes their own damn movie! The Troma Team, the Gay Troma editor Gabe Friedman, ass-head-ex-assistant Kiel Walker, Large pizza with extra cheese, filthy american apparel models
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"His (Lloyd Kaufman) string of low-budget, lowbrow horror comedies stretching back to the '80s has been cited as influence by Peter Jackson, the Farrelly Brothers, Quentin Tarantino, Takashi Miike and Guillermo Del Toro, just to cite a few prominent examples." - Lou Lumenick, Chief Critic
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- Troma is celebrating its 35th anniversary as, arguably, the longest running independent studio in film history.
- Our most famous film, The Toxic Avenger, is being made into a musical by the producers of "Dirty Rotton Scoundrels" and with the music of Bon Jovi founding member, David Bryan.
- On May 9th, 2008, our newest film "Poultrygeist" premiered in New York City as the #1 film per screen average
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- Lloyd was also recently elected chairman of the Independent Film & Television Alliance, a 200-member trade association of independent artists, actively involved in lobbying re: issues of net neutrality and media consolidation.
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I like to look good, that makes me a tease. I like to eat, that makes me a pig. I like to get off, that makes me a slut. I like to be treated with respect, that makes me a man-hating dyke. Trust me, I have no problem being labelled a bitch!
i read. a lot. i like to go dancing. i don't drink a lot, but i can appreciate a good glass of wine/beer. i need to buy a house, and when i do i will probably turn into more of a hermit than i already am. i am obsessed with my cat and my friend jamie says i am a pineapple.
Hello,
I was sure that anyone would like to communicate with me and I'm very glad that it's you.
Firstly I tell you a little about myself to you, can image how I'm looking, what I like, what are my interests.
My name is Elena, my native country is Russia. I live in not big but very clean and green town N-Novgorod. If we will continue our acquaintance,
I'll tell you more about my town.
I'm 27 years old. My eyes are blue. My growth is 5.5 feet, weight is 115 lb. I'll send you my pictures and you'll see
all yourself if you give me your e-mail. I would like to have your pictures more.
I'm the manager on the personnel in a small firm. Our firm's work is delivery and By processing grain to flour, groats, macaroni products. I like my work.
It taught me to know people, to see who are who etc.
Many people surround me during my working day but at home I feel loneliness. Sure, I have friends but they all have their own families and own problems.
I like theatres, cinema, clubs very much and I go there with my girlfriends on weekends. I read a lot, I like classical literature. And what do
you like,? How do you spend your free time?
I would like to find a friend abroad and perhaps to make a family with him. I couldn't do it in Russia because I've disappointed in Russian men.
I want to get rid of my loneliness very much!
Unfortunately I have no computer and I use computer in the internet-caf?.
I was glad to write you and I hope you have an interest to communicate with me.
Look forward to your reply, good bue!
Elena.
P.S. Unfortunately my English isn't good. Sorry.
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Many years ago today something grew inside of your mother... That thing was you YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU Did she scream did she cry Only those that are born are the ones that Get to die One more year closer to dying Rotting organs ripping grinding Biological discordance Birthday equals self abhorrence
Years keep passing aging always Mutate into vapid slugs Doctor gives a new perscription Bullet in a fucking gun
One more year closer to dying Plastic surgeons fuel the lying You forget why you came in here Your mind rots with every New Year
RSVP PLEASE For the DETH of thee You have little time And you're running out of life
Happy Birthday You're gonna die
Now you're old and full of hatred Take a pill to masturbate Children point to you and scream Because they will become that thing
One more year of further suffering There's no point of fucking bluffing Open up your DETHDAY present It's a box of fucking nothing
RSVP PLEASE For the DETH of thee You have little time And you're running out of life
DIE DIE DETHDAY BIRTHDAY DETHDAY DIE DIE DETHDAY BIRTHDAY DETHDAY
RSVP PLEASE For the DETH of thee You have little time And you're running out of life
Happy Birthday Llyod, Me and all friends, even my band think you are god. p.s Thanks for signing my toxic avenger dvd and taking a picture with me and my friend. you will never know how much that ment to me.
Happy Birthday Lloyd this Sevenassedturtle...you dont know me yet butt maybe someday we can meat up....Keep living the Troma dream....p.s. love The Class of Nuke'em High p.s.s.I love Toxie p.m.s. I'm a Lesbo Pooter (me in spinny hat)
Hello,
p.s.s.I love Toxie p.m.s. I'm a Lesbo Pooter (me in spinny hat)
