Lloyd
Lloyd Kaufman
Lloyd Kaufman I'm the herpes of the film industy... I just won't go away

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NEW YORK, NEW YORK
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Bill (medifield@aol.com) wrote: 10 people after your screen in NYC commented on how little credit you give the actors - it's a sad but true statement on the true purpose of your films is to serve your own ego...Here, you have people who are getting paid SHIT, and you have the fucking audacity to open without their names and close with EVERYONE but the people who basically donated their time to you for you to sell DVD's later on ? Yes, you did give them "rolling credits" after the PRODUCER, DIRECTOR and everyone else - At the very least, they should have had their picture up, still frame with a screen credit...do u ever watch movies???lol - that is how it is done in Hollywood - you are ridiculous and people laugh at how self indulging it was to credit others who came in their pants when their "Producer" name popped up on the screen...sadly, the true heroes are those people who were covered in shit for 3 weeks.
People talk and what goes around comes around.....you are old enough to know that...or maybe not.

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TelevisionLaw and Order: Young hairless asian boys unit
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• It's okay to be gay, my Uncle Lloyd told me
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These fine young ladies learned a lot from my book Make Your Own Damn Movie!
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Groups: Troma FansIndependent Horror Filmmakers, FX Artists, Actresses\Actors, Producers, Directors, Investors, & Writers (I.H.F.F.A.P.D.I.W.)TRASH CINEMA AND B-MOVIE MADNESS!!!Silverscreen-Bizarre's house of sleaze, trash and cultBiFF JUGGERNAUT ProductionsDie You Zombie Bastards!TromaniacsScreamfest Horror Con

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Status:Married
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Gay
Hometown:Tromaville, New Jersey
Body type:2' 11" / More to love!
Ethnicity:Pacific Islander
Religion:Wiccan
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Children:Proud parent
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Fluffer for corporate videos
Income:Less than $30,000

   Lloyd's Schools
Trinity School
New York,New York
Graduated: 1964
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: CUM Laude Society Lawrence T.Cole Award
 

1954 to 1964

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Film - Drama - Acting
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Troma Entertainment
Tromaville, New Jersey US
HNIC/reverse cowgirl
Gyno Talent Scout

1974-2003



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"His (Lloyd Kaufman) string of low-budget, lowbrow horror comedies stretching back to the '80s has been cited as influence by Peter Jackson, the Farrelly Brothers, Quentin Tarantino, Takashi Miike and Guillermo Del Toro, just to cite a few prominent examples." - Lou Lumenick, Chief Critic New York Post

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A QUICK LOOK AT TROMA TODAY!

- Troma is celebrating its 35th anniversary as, arguably, the longest running independent studio in film history.

- Our most famous film, The Toxic Avenger, is being made into a musical by the producers of "Dirty Rotton Scoundrels" and with the music of Bon Jovi founding member, David Bryan.

- On May 9th, 2008, our newest film "Poultrygeist" premiered in New York City as the #1 film per screen average

- Troma President Lloyd Kaufman has a new book coming out January 9, 2009 called "Direct Your Own Damn Movie!" available for preorder HERE! This will be the second in the "Make Your Own Damn Movie" series, and will be followed by a book on producing.

- Lloyd was also recently elected chairman of the Independent Film & Television Alliance, a 200-member trade association of independent artists, actively involved in lobbying re: issues of net neutrality and media consolidation.

- The first work of many of today's notable stars, including Samuel l. jackson, Vincent D'Onofrio, and South Park's Trey Parker, can be found in Troma's library of over 700 films.



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I like to look good, that makes me a tease. I like to eat, that makes me a pig. I like to get off, that makes me a slut. I like to be treated with respect, that makes me a man-hating dyke. Trust me, I have no problem being labelled a bitch!

i read. a lot. i like to go dancing. i don't drink a lot, but i can appreciate a good glass of wine/beer. i need to buy a house, and when i do i will probably turn into more of a hermit than i already am. i am obsessed with my cat and my friend jamie says i am a pineapple.

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Who I'd like to meet:

Hello,
I was sure that anyone would like to communicate with me and I'm very glad that it's you.
Firstly I tell you a little about myself to you, can image how I'm looking, what I like, what are my interests. My name is Elena, my native country is Russia. I live in not big but very clean and green town N-Novgorod. If we will continue our acquaintance, I'll tell you more about my town.
I'm 27 years old. My eyes are blue. My growth is 5.5 feet, weight is 115 lb. I'll send you my pictures and you'll see all yourself if you give me your e-mail. I would like to have your pictures more.
I'm the manager on the personnel in a small firm. Our firm's work is delivery and By processing grain to flour, groats, macaroni products. I like my work.
It taught me to know people, to see who are who etc. Many people surround me during my working day but at home I feel loneliness. Sure, I have friends but they all have their own families and own problems.
I like theatres, cinema, clubs very much and I go there with my girlfriends on weekends. I read a lot, I like classical literature. And what do you like,? How do you spend your free time?
I would like to find a friend abroad and perhaps to make a family with him. I couldn't do it in Russia because I've disappointed in Russian men.
I want to get rid of my loneliness very much! Unfortunately I have no computer and I use computer in the internet-caf?.
I was glad to write you and I hope you have an interest to communicate with me.
Look forward to your reply, good bue!
Elena.
P.S. Unfortunately my English isn't good. Sorry.


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roscoe vacant

roscoe vacant



Jan 5 2010 1:55 PM

Hey
Happy new year! Just a quick spammy message to say that my acoustic punk CD "Nothing's Going to Change" is now up for free download HERE... Hope you get a chance to download it and let me know what you think!



ROSCOE VACANT:"Nothing's Going to Change EP"

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Constipation Camp Video Mixtape

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Jan 5 2010 3:23 AM

Thanks for the add!





HIJACK HOLLYWOOD

HIJACK HOLLYWOOD



Jan 4 2010 7:41 PM


HIJACK HOLLYWOOD, a brand new website dedicated to providing a resource for new filmmakers to discuss their work, showcase their short films and read informative interviews and articles from other filmmakers on how to survive on low budget productions. Please offer your support by linking to us from your site with this banner and all suggestions are welcome. Thank you!
Motor-Psycho

Motor-Psycho



Jan 4 2010 6:19 PM

Best success in the new decade Lloyd - and Troma!

Anytime you need a screamwriter from Montreal, drop me a message.

Later,

Matt.
Chicken

Chicken



Jan 1 2010 8:09 AM

i hope ur new year's resolution involves making yourself happy
ENDELSS DARK PRODUCTIONS

ENDELSS DARK PRODUCTIONS



Jan 1 2010 6:53 AM

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO THE KING OF B FILMS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Robert "Up Late Austin"

Robert Smith



Jan 1 2010 5:46 AM

Happy New Year and Happy Birthday Lloyd. Thank you for all your wonderful movies and creations. 
MUGOTU

Necromancer Mortanis



Jan 1 2010 12:11 AM

happy new year Lloyd.you are the Top of Pops!!!



☠K☠

☠K☠



Dec 31 2009 6:58 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LLOYD!!!!!
..Link
Batwolf

Batwolf



Dec 31 2009 6:42 PM


 

and many more!
Dave

Dave



Dec 31 2009 9:52 AM

Happy Birthday Llyod!
Chicken

Chicken



Dec 31 2009 7:12 AM





Happy Birthday!
Donnie

Donnie Gregory



Dec 31 2009 7:04 AM

Happy New Year Pictures, Images and Photos
butcher boy

butcher boy



Dec 31 2009 6:53 AM

Many years ago today something grew
inside of your mother...
That thing was you
YOU
YOU YOU YOU YOU
Did she scream did she cry
Only those that are born are the ones that
Get to die
One more year closer to dying
Rotting organs ripping grinding
Biological discordance
Birthday equals self abhorrence

Years keep passing aging always
Mutate into vapid slugs
Doctor gives a new perscription
Bullet in a fucking gun

One more year closer to dying
Plastic surgeons fuel the lying
You forget why you came in here
Your mind rots with every New Year

RSVP PLEASE
For the DETH of thee
You have little time
And you're running out of life

Happy Birthday
You're gonna die

Now you're old and full of hatred
Take a pill to masturbate
Children point to you and scream
Because they will become that thing

One more year of further suffering
There's no point of fucking bluffing
Open up your DETHDAY present
It's a box of fucking nothing

RSVP PLEASE
For the DETH of thee
You have little time
And you're running out of life

DIE DIE
DETHDAY
BIRTHDAY
DETHDAY
DIE DIE
DETHDAY
BIRTHDAY
DETHDAY

RSVP PLEASE
For the DETH of thee
You have little time
And you're running out of life

Happy Birthday
You're gonna die
Steven

Steven Millan



Dec 31 2009 5:11 AM

Happy Birthday,Lloyd !!  8) 8)
Franky Blade

Franky Blade



Dec 31 2009 4:53 AM

Happy Birthday Llyod, Me and all friends, even my band think you are god. p.s Thanks for signing my toxic avenger dvd and taking a picture with me and my friend. you will never know how much that ment to me.

-Franky Blade
BoomBastic Films

BoomBastic Films



Dec 31 2009 2:22 AM

Happy Birthday LLoyd and a Happy New Year to boot!
Dr. X

Crystal Ariana Gonzales



Dec 31 2009 1:17 AM

Happy Birthday
 

Astroid Andy

Astroid Andy



Dec 30 2009 11:45 PM

Happy Birthday Lloyd. Thank you so much for your contributions to the movie world, I couldn't live without Troma.


Astroid Andy
♱Matt♱

♱Matt♱



Dec 30 2009 11:40 PM

Happy Birthday Lloyd FYI U R GOD!!!
p00ter

p00ter



Dec 30 2009 11:33 PM

Happy Birthday Lloyd this Sevenassedturtle...you dont know me yet butt maybe someday we can meat up....Keep living the Troma dream....p.s. love The Class of Nuke'em High p.s.s.I love Toxie    p.m.s. I'm a Lesbo Pooter (me in spinny hat)
 

Jeffrey

Jeff Guthrie



Dec 30 2009 11:16 PM

Happy birthday, Uncle Lloydy! I just watched Tales From the Crapper for the first time (got it in the mail today) and The Crap Keeper was fantastic.
Jon The Movie

Jon The Movie



Dec 30 2009 11:14 PM

Happy Birthday Lloyd! 'Jon" is almost done, you did awesome!!! Hope to see you soon!
owl-Dent

owl-Dent



Dec 30 2009 10:46 PM

Good job!!!
Tater-chip Johnson ©

Rumple Foreskin



Dec 30 2009 10:32 PM

Happy birfdy unkie lloyd!
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