Current Line up for three shows in december:
-Jonathon Bafus, drums
-Thommy Minnick, guitar
-Brian Marshall, bass
-Eric Ruud, guitar and Juno.
-all of the above, some vocals
Influences
Sean Stout, Jen Grady, Andy Morin, Robby Moncrieff, Brian Marshall, Jesse Phillips, Tommy Minnick, Eric Ruud, Gonzalo Eyzaguirre, Andrew Bell, Jon Bafus, Daniel Trudeau, Michael Saalmann, Jocelyn Noir, Elizabeth Wood, Alexa Shapiro, Joe Bengry, Mandy Carroll, Teresa Eggers, Mason Lindahl, Carson McWhirter, Zac Nelson, Zach Hill, Girls on Da Side, Cruiser, Joey Hyland, Tony Schatz, Neal Morgan, Liz Mahoney, Shauna Myers, Matthew Tucker, Kevin Corcoran, Michael Leahy, Ganglians, Dead Western, Cosey Cullers, Garritt Alden Matthews, Matt Maxwell, Gregtron, Boys IV Men, Jan, Guy Henry, Iditarod Crew, Emily Jane White, Michael Leahy, Chicken Ranch Crew, TuneYards, Deerhoof, Broadcast, No Kids, Creedence, The Grateful Dead, Dr. John, The Coen Brothers, Tim Cohen, Bill Senecal, Beers Books, Raffles, Julio Miguel San Pablo Cortez, peers in general, Serra Angel, Sacramento, Los Angeles, Bay Area, Portland, my Mom, my Dad, my Sister, and Wu-Tang.
Fact, everybody farts. But there are some instances that people can’t do it in situations that when we do, we feel like going under the earth, like in a date, job interview presentation blah blah…
Fortunately, a Chinese guy named “Big Chicken Mushroom” from WuHan, China, has invented the “Fart Silencer”, that you can put uhmmm….. yeah.. “there” so that you can have the liberty of farting without ensuing awkwardness/hilarity. The “Fart Silencer” is a small tubular plastic with small perforations on one end and an open end on the other.
So here’s how it goes, FartyMcfarts are instructed to insert the open end into their a*holes (excuse me) when they feel a fart is coming. This would get rid of any unwanted fart sounds.
But what about the odor??
Users can to spray a cotton ball with their favorite perfume and put it into the “Fart Silencer” to eliminate any unwanted odor of mass destruction.
